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Crashing upper 1% party?

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Dr.Dro
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My friends and I ran across this extremely wealthy neighborhood and these people are the wealthy 1%.

So my friends thought of a plan. If we see a party or a gathering at one of these massive houses we should try and crash it, dress in suites and act cool. Do you guys think it will work?
Jan 26 2013 3:30AM
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Sno.
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lol
Jan 26 2013 7:06PM
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CBROOKS
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Applicable to most every thread in NSG
Jan 26 2013 7:07PM
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Laurent.
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Seriously, that is brilliant.
Jan 26 2013 7:14PM
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whoa-dere
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just do it.
Jan 26 2013 7:19PM
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northeast
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Mitt Romney isn't a billionaire.
Jan 26 2013 11:18PM
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ESAND
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He is 1 percent though which is the fucking point.
Jan 26 2013 11:20PM
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Sno.
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who cares? that wasn't even the point. The point was that many in the upper 1% live in homes that cost around this price point. warren buffet is a billionaire and his house is worth 600k. The founder or oracle is a billionaire and his house in malibu is 38 million-- thats the third richest man in america. The point is that although 8-10 million might be a small percentage of someone's overall net worth, doesn't mean that their homes cost a shit ton more.

And whether or not Mitt Romney is a billionaire is debated. he's got hidden assets.

Jan 26 2013 11:27PM
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daannnnieel
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This thread went from a kid asking if he could sneak into an upper class party, to a debate on mitt romneys net worth.

What the fuck guys.
Jan 27 2013 12:58AM
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DANETRON
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Not too surprising to me. Youd figure ns would be all for sneeking into the party too
Jan 27 2013 3:27AM
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skierman
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Hahaha, but really tell us what the world is like through the eyes of a teen. It's so interesting...
Jan 27 2013 1:10PM
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HamFaceGirl
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LOLOLOL
Jan 27 2013 1:45PM
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BrewskiJr
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O RLY?

They must be really hidden if some girl on NS knows all about em!

Jan 27 2013 2:01PM
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Sno.
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...hidden as in unaccounted for in foreign accounts? I mean I didn't think this was news. All you need is google to know that his net worth is debated. And I'm not a girl, I'm a woman.

Jan 27 2013 3:11PM
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spliff.Life
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lol all of those people are so stupid
Jan 27 2013 3:22PM
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spliff.Life
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the 99% on wallstreet that is
Jan 27 2013 3:26PM
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BrewskiJr
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and here we go.
Jan 27 2013 3:28PM
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Sno.
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?
Jan 27 2013 3:32PM
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DubV134
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tits or gtfo
Jan 27 2013 4:01PM
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Sno.
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Jan 27 2013 4:22PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this
Jan 27 2013 5:07PM
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MNS
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Please, enlighten us who this is. Also, this thread is why OP has no hope in hell of ever being in the 1%.
Jan 27 2013 5:22PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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ya dude fuck rich people! they r so rich and i hate them cuz they r rich n stuff. someday im gonna go and crash a rich people party cuz they r so dumb an rich 1%.
Jan 27 2013 5:48PM
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freestyler540
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I say no. They are people too, they worked for their stuff and its not right to destroy it because of wealth. Just put yourself in their shoes and wonder how you would feel after someone trashed your houseparty.
Jan 27 2013 5:54PM
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nagger
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what makes you think he's going to go in there and fuck the place up
Jan 27 2013 6:24PM
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maximiliaan
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Reminds me of an friend of mine, came back home drunk and went into the wiskey collection of his dad. Grabbed himself a 100year old whiskey bottle, started drinking on the dinner table, got half way, puked everything out over the table, let the bottle fall down on the ground and fell asleep in his own puke. Hos dad didnt really punish him for that. Pretty long sentence right?
Jan 27 2013 6:47PM
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Dr.Dro
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You take things too seriously.

Smoking marijuana justifies I will shoot up a school right? I mean, marijuana is the #1 cause for homicide and violent crimes in America.

Jan 27 2013 7:04PM
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Bock
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after doing a little research i found that as of 2009 the lowest annual income to be considered the 1% is $340k the average however is $940k. My previous post was still incorrect and its very possible that they are in the 1%. sorry.

good luck attempting it. I still don't think you can pull it off.
Jan 27 2013 7:07PM
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Dr.Dro
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Trash it? Why would I do that? Thats so messed up, I would definitely respect their things. I just want to go there eat food get some drinks talk to people and see if I can get buy and possibly meet some cool guys that can hook me up with a good sumer job maybe if all works out. I first have to become homies with them though. They have high income and I have high thoughts so we should be able to think a like.
Jan 27 2013 7:29PM
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Dr.Dro
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Well I think your bipolar and addicted to alcohol. NS is full of personal stories. Im trying to connect with the NS community.
Jan 27 2013 8:12PM
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sniper_6
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that Gatsby?
Jan 28 2013 12:01AM
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ganja_enthusiast
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Ha where i live, there are highschool partys in 50M+ houses regularly. Its what you get when you live in nor cal.
Jan 28 2013 1:28AM
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stickski
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I don't know why peope think you won't fit in dood!
Jan 28 2013 1:35AM
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Phil-X-
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God damn poors trying to ruin my partys.
Jan 28 2013 1:37AM
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Phil-X-
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You are the worst fucking person ever. Lawrance is the coolest person on this site, die in a hole.
Jan 28 2013 1:38AM
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Kirsakid
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The 1% really isn't anything that special the minimum income per year is $369,691 per year per household in the states and $230,000 in Canada so most likely many of you, or your friends fall under this so you've probably been to many 1% parties before. The 0.1% on the other hand now those are the good parties.
Jan 28 2013 1:43AM
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alvy.
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Hahahaha this. Good luck getting in here OP.
Jan 28 2013 2:38AM
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ESAND
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No fucking shit. The irony of seeing this on a skiing forum....
Jan 28 2013 2:39AM
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