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Every single pair of jeans I have hurts my balls when I sit

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alex=
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Help me find a good pair of jeans that actually fits right. I only have a pair of carhartts that don't pinch the kids.

32 W 34 L
Help me find a style and brand and I will give you copious amounts of K
Jan 25 2013 9:11PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,774
mix in a jerk off session once and a while and it might help with the swollen balls.
Jan 25 2013 9:12PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
i hate jeans, I never wear them
Jan 25 2013 9:13PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I have the same jeans size and they're a bitch to find... I wear chinos and assorted denim all the time, but my balls haven't dropped yet.
Jan 25 2013 9:13PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Maybe the real problem is your balls. You should try wearing a hoodie upside down as pants. Worked great for this guy

Jan 25 2013 9:13PM
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artfullydodged
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Jan 25 2013 9:17PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Nice
Jan 25 2013 9:18PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
I wear the Levi denizen jeans and they're pretty comfortable. I were basically the same size jeans as you.
Jan 25 2013 9:22PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Ever sit on your balls?
Jan 25 2013 9:23PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
*wear
Jan 25 2013 9:23PM
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Chief.Queef
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price range?
Jan 25 2013 9:24PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
You think you have a hard time finding pants? I'm like a 28-32, I can almost fit a 30 without a belt after gaining weight though
Jan 25 2013 9:24PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
levi 501, never dissapoints<3
Jan 25 2013 9:35PM
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jet_
Posts: 89 - Karma: 131
Jeans have never made me feel 100% comfortable down south... i wear sweatpants when possible
Jan 25 2013 9:43PM
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jahmin44
Posts: 638 - Karma: 37
You have testicular cancer.
Jan 25 2013 9:46PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
jeans fucking suck. I have always hated them and only wear them on occasion I only have two pairs of them. They are pretty constricting and don't really offer much movement when fitted properly. I have some nice ass jeans also just not a fan. Always chaffin my balls when i wear them to long. Pockets don't fit shit in nicely.

Im all about the kackis (however you spell). Way nicer look. Also way more comfotable
Jan 25 2013 9:47PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
you have elaphantitis
Jan 25 2013 9:48PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
get khakis dumb fuck
Jan 25 2013 9:48PM
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Davy.Crockett
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you think thats a hard size? 34 36 is impossibly hard to find
Jan 25 2013 9:54PM
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jet_
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relevant username
Jan 25 2013 9:56PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
that sucks
Jan 25 2013 9:56PM
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_____alfredo____
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 2,503
castration is the solution
Jan 25 2013 9:57PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
/thread
Jan 25 2013 10:04PM
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EHP
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Jan 26 2013 12:28AM
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_TK_
Posts: 467 - Karma: 128
Nautica and Tommy Hilfiger make nice loose fit jeans. I think wrangler might make a nice jean too. But definitely the first two from personal experience. but just go try some on, plentiful selection at clothing stores.
Jan 26 2013 12:36AM
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DANETRON
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Nautica...also i like my dickies pants that are made out of that carharrt material
Jan 26 2013 12:42AM
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volvotom
Posts: 2045 - Karma: 712
This. Jcrew. Or lifeafterdenim. If you must wear jeans, look into Citizens of Humanity.
Jan 26 2013 1:12AM
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Aithline
Posts: 131 - Karma: 204
Duluth Trading Co. or buy some Kuhl pants.
Jan 26 2013 1:26AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Wow i just noticed how uncomfortable my jeans are.
Jan 26 2013 1:46AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I'm sorry your balls are huge, you have huge balls
Jan 26 2013 2:07AM
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Dr.Dickless
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came here to post this
Jan 26 2013 2:09AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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oh...ok Dr. Dickless, like you even know.
























































































LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW!
Jan 26 2013 2:11AM
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whoa-dere
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sweatpantzzzzz
Jan 26 2013 2:12AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I pick up all the ladies at the bar. I just show them my sweatpants and their like "oh i just wanna have sex wit chu lets fuck in dat bathroom over there" and im like ok but i have a boner and everyone one is looking at me because i have sweatpants on!!!
Jan 26 2013 2:15AM
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swd
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Check out Levi's 514's. I wear a 29-32 but I'm pretty sure they make a 28-32.
Jan 26 2013 11:50AM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
no bitches can resist my sweatpants
once they get a peak at my obvious half chub they're all like "daym good thing there's no belt on these"
Jan 26 2013 12:10PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I heard this, and bought my true size (32 32 (i can wear both 32 and 34)) and one leg is shorter than the other after washing them and they still hurt my dick lol.

fuck levi's
Jan 26 2013 12:52PM
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TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
I have a pair of joes Brixton jeans and I'm about the same size as you I love them they have some stretch to them so they are super comfortable there also pretty thin so they don't construct movement very much I would recommend them
Jan 26 2013 1:07PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I know, I seriously wonder why people still wear jeans to school
Jan 26 2013 1:13PM
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Uah
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The first thing I thought of when I read title
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Jan 26 2013 1:18PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
worth the marawanas
Jan 27 2013 11:08PM
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JAHpow
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Haha, lost so hard
Jan 27 2013 11:12PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Girls must thoroughly enjoy the accidental tea bagging during oral. Or the soothing spa like treatment of putting balls over your eye lids to reduce puffiness. Rad!
Jan 27 2013 11:16PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
LAWL Russian goggles.
Jan 28 2013 8:47PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
People do not appreciate how much this sucks if it doesn't happen to them.

Bro let me tell you... I feel your pain.

The worst thing to happen to fashion in my entire time on this earth was fucking skinny jeans coming back. Fine for all you little rat-sized testicle pussies... but for a real man it presents a very real problem.

Best shit ever was when baggy-as-fuck was the coolest thing on earth. You just wore pants that could fit homeless people under the legs, and you had more room for your boys than you had any idea what to do with. Literally every pair of pants was massive loose fit, and you got 'em 6 sizes too big anyway.

Bliss let me tell you.

Now every pant out there is cut for chicks, and its the worst. THE WORST.
Jan 28 2013 8:51PM
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GayWolf420
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Do you fancy an Arabian gas mask?
Jan 28 2013 8:52PM
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Pickles.
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I wear Urban Pipeline. They're really nice
Jan 28 2013 8:55PM
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GayWolf420
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But I feel girls truly don't understand some of the travesties of having ballsacks. Granted they bleed out of their crotch and push humans out of it but still. Half serious lift and separation from jeans is rough. Especially when one of them ops under your thigh right before you sit Down. It's dangerous.
Jan 28 2013 8:59PM
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GayWolf420
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Fuck mobile. *having *slips
Jan 28 2013 9:02PM
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