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Things you've pissed on when drunk

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accualyisdolan
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I used to have a bad habit of pissing on random things when I was blackout drunk. Tables trash cans video game piles. I have no clue how I mistook these things for toilets. But what can you do
Jan 25 2013 1:22AM
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MothaHucker
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hahahah quality thread.

I have pissed into the mouths of a swarm of probably over 100 fish in a pond at a waterpark that we broke into at night while intoxicated.

shenanigans

Jan 25 2013 1:30AM
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No_Dub
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I pissed in a basement one time. just went to the corner and pissed on the wall
Jan 25 2013 1:32AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
when im drunk i almost always pull off to side of road. take a piss on the nearest tree/brush or SHRUBBERRRRRY. but probably your car tires, and a friends dog (he pissed on me first)
Jan 25 2013 1:32AM
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Stickity
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NI
Jan 25 2013 1:33AM
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Dr.Dickless
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i pissed on my dorm room door because I lost me key and it was taking my roommate a long time to open the door
Jan 25 2013 1:33AM
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Sno.
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I want to like you, Dolan, because I genuinely like the Dolan cartoons. But, your threads are so bad, that every time you post one I have to listen to my husband bitch about how bad your threads are. I can no longer defend you-- so start making some good threads.
Jan 25 2013 1:35AM
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daannnnieel
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Peed on some people out of the window of a condo drinking one night. Peed off a lift (that one was sober though) peed in the big hole in the middle of a staircase. I hope to get a few more interesting ones soon.
Jan 25 2013 1:36AM
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Casey
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Its true. You are NS's most worthless member.

Jan 25 2013 1:36AM
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Darth.Maul
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Nothing...
Jan 25 2013 1:39AM
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DANETRON
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Ex girlfriend but that was sober, a dog, candy crane machine, side walk in front of a bar in middle of town, out of a tenth story window in boston, off a 4th floor building that was just being constructed and didnt have walls, off a bridge, out the window of my hotel room in nyc, my apartment parking lot
Jan 25 2013 1:39AM
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p.hawks
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buildings on and off campus, off the roof, off my friends porch into an air conditioner/on a window, on a street light right after walking past a campus police car (parked behind). that's all I can think of now
Jan 25 2013 1:41AM
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Funnel
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Was in the U district of Seattle and pissed on the sidewalk for an entire block as I walked to our homie's house.
Jan 25 2013 1:41AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Cops car. That's my best. Also other people, other cars, my own car, and the floor.
Jan 25 2013 1:42AM
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Sno.
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that was you?!
Jan 25 2013 1:42AM
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accualyisdolan
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The world gives a shit what you think. It really does
Jan 25 2013 1:42AM
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accualyisdolan
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Your a girl btw? You've got issues
Jan 25 2013 1:44AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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When i was fucked I pissed in a humidifier. Bad things happened.
Jan 25 2013 1:48AM
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Sno.
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splain!
Jan 25 2013 1:50AM
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Casey
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I'm just planting the seed for you to get banned so I don't have to suffer the inconvenience of scrolling past your bullshit spam anymore.
Jan 25 2013 1:50AM
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POTandPans
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I peed in a cooler/despenser we were serving out of when it was almost finished luckily we asked my one friend to chug the rest so he ended up with a good amount of my piss in him. Ive never told him.... he deserved it

Jan 25 2013 1:51AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Wow dude. You must be pretty cool. Your screen name is solid 7 inches. That's awesome! Did your friends help you come up with that? Pretty sly.
Jan 25 2013 1:55AM
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jeremy.g
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last year in the dorms i stood up out of my bed walked across the room and emptied my bladder onto a lounge chair that approximately every piece of clothing my roommate owned was sitting on. woke up in the morning halfway off my mattress, self and bed covered in urine, pants around my ankles with a sticky note on my forehead from my roommate telling me what he woke up to me doing and to do his laundry and clean our room up. i pretty much just doused the place in bleach.
Jan 25 2013 1:56AM
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Sno.
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gooby, pls. you gotta do better than that-- didn't you notice the name change thread?

anyway-- explain these issues i have.
Jan 25 2013 1:58AM
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accualyisdolan
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Your husband gets mad about my threads? Tell him to fuck off?
Jan 25 2013 2:00AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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You are now I_get_no_pussy
Jan 25 2013 2:01AM
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Sno.
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I think you already did via PM? Husband is Solid_7_Inches.
Jan 25 2013 2:02AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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You tell em pussy. pits.
Jan 25 2013 2:03AM
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accualyisdolan
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How do you live with such a douchebag. I would try to commit suicide every day of my life if I was married to that clown
Jan 25 2013 2:04AM
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accualyisdolan
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Nice
Jan 25 2013 2:05AM
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Sno.
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I have a fetish for clowns and an affinity for cutting.
Jan 25 2013 2:06AM
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Joebin
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I went in an elevator in the college of music at my campus last weekend. I have no clue how I got in either because they lock all the doors to most of the buildings at night. I think I may have gotten in through the security parking garage, but that just raises more questions. I didnt finish by the time the doors open so I went inside the building for a couple feet too.

My friends and I also have this thing where we'll have backwards running piss races when we're wasted. Whoever makes it the furthest before they finish wins.
Jan 25 2013 2:09AM
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accualyisdolan
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Cutting what? Is that why your hubby is such an angry douchbag?
Jan 25 2013 2:09AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Alcohol and not bleach?
Jan 25 2013 2:10AM
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lineskier10
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and this is why ns sucks now
Jan 25 2013 2:12AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Shh
Jan 25 2013 2:13AM
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Sno.
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cutting my wrists. and why are you taking his criticism so personally-- what would dolan do?
Jan 25 2013 2:13AM
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Casey
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Its really just one member. OP
Jan 25 2013 2:14AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Seven inches... Wanna be 7 inch brothers?
Jan 25 2013 2:15AM
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Casey
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we can play swords if you want
Jan 25 2013 2:18AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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It's not gay if they don't touch. Even if they do.. Who would know?
Jan 25 2013 2:19AM
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HWW
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yep, it's a fact
Jan 25 2013 2:21AM
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Joebin
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This thread needs less bitching and more stories of unleashing the golden stream.
Jan 25 2013 2:21AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I just had a drunk pee. Hit a sock. Count it?
Jan 25 2013 2:22AM
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accualyisdolan
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Don't worry about it. Ns is always gonna have a bunch of tools angry that they suck at life and venting it on other people.
Jan 25 2013 2:24AM
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Mr_Bump
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this thread is piss poor
Jan 25 2013 2:28AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I'm here because it's the only thread consistently going at 1:30am.
Jan 25 2013 2:30AM
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Sno.
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+ women in combat!
Jan 25 2013 2:30AM
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Casey
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How would you know what NS is "always going to have" mr March 2012? Ten months of membership? what a joke dude.
Jan 25 2013 2:31AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Exactly! And your name has pussy in it and I like that. And enjoy that beer!
Jan 25 2013 2:32AM
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accualyisdolan
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Dude just shut up nobody likes you
Jan 25 2013 2:35AM
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