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North Korea wants to bomb us.

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YoungWookiee
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http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/23/world/asia/north-korea-nuclear-test/index.html
Jan 24 2013 12:20PM
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LoathesRaisins
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This isn't news. They want to bomb everyone.
Jan 24 2013 12:21PM
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theschneidler
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North Korea wants to bomb everything, carry on as normal.
Jan 24 2013 12:22PM
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JAHpow
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Jan 24 2013 12:22PM
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jfxphoto
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North Korea is of no threat whatsoever to the US.
Jan 24 2013 12:22PM
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Laurent.
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No, they want to bomb the U.S.A. and South Korea.
Jan 24 2013 12:26PM
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LoathesRaisins
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THEY WANT TO RULE THE WORLD!
Jan 24 2013 12:27PM
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2_fadez
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They are a fuckin joke.

Does North Korea even have any Super Bowl wins?
Thats right bitch
Jan 24 2013 12:27PM
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Granby_killdozer
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bahahahaha
Jan 24 2013 12:29PM
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Laurent.
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Reportedly Kim Jong-ill, the greatest athlete known to man won the first edition of the Ultra Bowl by himself with more then 80 touchdowns, whilst simultaneously writing three best-selling novels.

In their shame other countries tried to cover it up and pretend the Ultra Bowl never happened, but we know what truly went down.

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Jan 24 2013 12:36PM
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Darth.Maul
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He also is the worlds greatest golfer.

"In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf."
Jan 24 2013 12:39PM
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Mr.Sloth
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You're welcome

Jan 24 2013 12:40PM
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Darth.Maul
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Kim Jong Il captured 152 of the original 151 Pokemon in 2 days.
Jan 24 2013 12:42PM
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theschneidler
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He also invented the Internet, but deemed it too dangerous and sent it to Western Civilization to destroy us.
Jan 24 2013 1:06PM
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scrublife
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Trololol at this whole thread
Jan 24 2013 1:12PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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every time i hear news about them i can't help but think the whole country is just one giant comic book. They have an arch enemy, their leader is seen as a superhero or god. relavent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWiT6VbVpjg
Jan 24 2013 1:17PM
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Jewschoolers
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they have never even won the world series, how can anyone take them seriously?
Jan 24 2013 1:20PM
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LoathesRaisins
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He won Wimbledon with no arms.
Jan 24 2013 1:23PM
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El_Barto.
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what i would give to have that graphic on a set of skis
Jan 24 2013 1:23PM
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Mr_Bump
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RIP kim
Jan 24 2013 1:36PM
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Jeebus.
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Kim racks much disaprine.
Jan 24 2013 1:55PM
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RimJobber
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Jan 24 2013 1:56PM
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Thadius.Castle
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The new Clark~G.
Jan 24 2013 2:00PM
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blackoutbill
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This is the most heinous post I've seen in a long time hahaha
Jan 24 2013 2:04PM
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Jeebus.
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Whats heinous is that Asian's face. Severe overbite / wonky eye combo, makes me shutter.
Jan 24 2013 2:11PM
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Casey
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I think you could count on one hand the number of people that would give a shit if we leveled that whole godforsaken country.
Jan 24 2013 2:33PM
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Stickity
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surprise?
Jan 24 2013 2:33PM
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Kirsakid
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It's time to join the movement http://profileengine.com/groups/profile/420882424/nuke-north-korea-official-petition
Jan 24 2013 2:34PM
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jfxphoto
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Yeah!! Let's kill a bunch of innocent men, women, and children!!!
Jan 25 2013 12:18AM
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DeRizzo
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Jan 25 2013 12:19AM
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Jeebus.
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Obvious Ron Swanson imposter is obvious.
Jan 25 2013 12:20AM
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Casey
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Yeah, sad thing is probly a ton of North Koreans would take the bomb over their fucked up reality of slowly starving to death under horrible oppression. And also I'm not advocating for bombing them, I'm just pointing out no one would care.

Jan 25 2013 1:30AM
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brosephstalin
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The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has never hurt a fly.

The united states on the other hand... kills hundreds of innocent civilians on a weekly basis.
Jan 25 2013 2:26AM
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maximiliaan
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Yeah like Northkorea is the only One that wants to bomb the usa...
Jan 25 2013 2:44AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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He also never farted. True story. It's in his biography.
Jan 25 2013 2:52AM
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pussy_puncher
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kim jong il is also a very talented cinematographer. a leader in the north korea film industry. he, himself invented many filming techniques such as multi-camera shooting. north korea is best korea
Jan 25 2013 4:34AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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He also never deficated or urinated. And attempted to ship all the short people out of the country.
Jan 25 2013 8:14AM
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oil.
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rly
Jan 25 2013 10:16AM
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Puns
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US wants to bomb them
Jan 25 2013 11:06AM
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DIX~
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Oh my this
Jan 25 2013 11:13AM
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Ryan.Street
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I would like to congratulate Kim Jong Un for being the Sexiest Man Alive


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/kim-jong-un-onion-sexiest-man-alive-newspaper-144736602.html
Jan 25 2013 11:15AM
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nagger
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Never thought of it like that haha
Jan 25 2013 11:24AM
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Seth.S
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Lost
Jan 25 2013 11:27AM
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