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If you had to choose, would you rather be black or Asian

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accualyisdolan
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I'd go with Asian. Preferably an Asian mma badass like Kazushi sakuraba.
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Mr.Sloth
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Black, slay more than their fair share of poon.
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Maturin
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Black. Soul food.
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ihitchadsgap
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Black. Nobody likes Asians they're annoying
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Stickity
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black so i can say that word and be loud in public
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Crispy.
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Black, big dick, good at all sports known to man besides horseback riding, and look gangster as fuck.
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accualyisdolan
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Yeah but what about fu Manchus? You can't grow a badass fu Manchu like manny pacquiao if your black
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bighomieflock
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Black of course. I would name my children ridiculous black person names
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accualyisdolan
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And swimming. Black people have higher bone density which makes swimming harder
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max...
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is my socio-economic status the same in both scenarios?
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accualyisdolan
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No. Same with iq which I don't think ppl considered
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edai
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Very important factor. Will wait for answer before responding.
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Huck_Norris
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Inb4 blackie chan
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max...
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so i don't understand what your implication is. in which scenario do i have a higher socio-economic status and/or iq?
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JWeinstock
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black
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accualyisdolan
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Asian
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Bakeshow
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Black. Affirmative Action, above average dick compared to below average dick, better at sports, right to be obnoxious everywhere, yeah
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max...
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then this is a completely different question than the one you originally asked.

this thread sucks.
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tcurle
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My mom is an English rider and she sometimes trains with this Olympic English riding guy. He isn't gay and he's black!
Asian because if I were black I would never ski
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accualyisdolan
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Jimmies
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max...
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oh they're rustled
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Mr.Huck
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I'd rather be asian_allen.
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Spinoza
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pretty good question, but im going with black.

it gets more interesting when you consider black vs asian samurai. Kyuzo or Afro?

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daannnnieel
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Black, and be that really big really loud and scary drunk black skateboarder. Like Antwan Dixon.
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Ac31stuff
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i hate you
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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black, so i can stop little rich white kids to stop acting/looking gangster on the mtn
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Sno.
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as a woman, I'd go with asian, but only because the hair would be easier to maintain.
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Steve-Brown
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my niggas, i am black, no need to ask this silly question.
bein asian, that would be nice....but, big dick? or lill dick?
your pick, and may the odds be forever in your favor. niccas
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Dr.Gonzo
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Black, i'd prey on all of your white guilt hard.
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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your sig somewhat relevant?
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DeRizzo
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Black no question.
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act.resist
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asian, because asian girls are hot. ive always wondered what id look like asian
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1337
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there's probably a photobooth effect for it

hahahahaha someone should find one and have everyone post results
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Sno.
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haha
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Huck_Norris
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1). Smoke weed. 2). Look in the mirror
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Jblz
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the answer is obviously black. who in their right mind would throw away being the coolest race to have a small dick and buck teeth instead?
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alvy.
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both races suck at ass at skiing unfortunately. I guess asian because if I were black I would become a poor crackhead but I don't want a dick the size of my pinky. I would probably just kill myself.
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Pancake_Fucker
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Black because when I accuse people of being racist, they'd get scared, instead of laughing and saying so?
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JeremyClarkson
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Fuck off dolan, of course I or anyone else in their right mind would be black.
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Spic-N-SpaN
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What if you had to chose between white, or asian?

Wait white obviously. I love being white. Being whites the shit. You colored people, your really missing out on this shit
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Hatsnballs
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Chubz.
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bmos
Asian allen
Cauc-asian
All of them absolutely kill it

But yeah i get what youre saying lolol
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Chunter
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Was this really ever a question on Newschoolers?
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Davy.Crockett
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oh black the choice is obvious. better food, you can say the n word, not give a fuck, and honestly we all wish on some level we could be as 'swag' (for lack of a better term) as they are
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Casey
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AccuallyisDolan coming in strong with another worthless thread.
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Sno.
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my husband made me de-friend you, dolan.
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Aidan-G
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Black so I can say n***** as much as I want
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sNaubi
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b 2 tha l 2 tha a 2 tha c 2 tha k
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whoa-dere
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Blasian, best of both worlds
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HWW
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White
White contains all the wavelengths of visible light (all colours)

Black
Black is the result of the absence of or complete absorption of light (no colours)

Now please explain why we call black people, whose skin lacks colour, "coloured", and learn to spell "you're".
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Aidan-G
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Because you touch yourself at night while spelling color with your fancy shmancy u
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