"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
my school's dining hall sucks. they charge like 50k a year to go there so i should have trained dogs wearing monocles and waistcoats serving me lobster whilst walking on their hind legs and telling dry jokes. instead it's esmerelda yelling at me for taking too much overcooked salmon. god dammit esmerelda i need the protein
"Is this another song about penises? I don't like all these songs about penises."
-my friend's dad
"when it comes down to it you just need to sack up and see some tits every once and a while."
SKI THE EAST