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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

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FUUUCK
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I don't cry when I cut up a hooker.


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Hammyslapwagon
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points for Han Solo
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Tall_Paul
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this thread is now about koalas
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Tall_Paul
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FUUUCK
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you rang?

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GayWolf420
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So a horse walks Into a bar. The bartender looks and says "Hey! You're a horse. You're not supposed to be here'" and kindly escorted him out.
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J_Christoph
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FUUUCK
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A man walks into a bar-

"OUCH!"










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Doug_Gusworthy
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Doug_Gusworthy
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DubV134
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i dont try to see how many fingers i can fit in an onions ass

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Anathema
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A_Unicorn
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I was going to make a koala joke, but i doubt I have the right koalafications.
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Randy_Quench
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Chunter
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What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?


Get off me homes.
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zakaroo
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Koalas got moves
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schmelliot
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Ski_Alot
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stalefish.
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that joke was fucking stupid.
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iFlip
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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JWoods
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