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Girlfriend problems

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meowmo
Posts: 319 - Karma: -102
My girlfriend told me i have to do something either really crazy/stupid or somehow openly express my love to her in front of people. what the fuck am I going to do
Jan 14 2013 3:15PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Sounds like a good time for some public sex
Jan 14 2013 3:16PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
There really is no other way.
Jan 14 2013 3:17PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
/thread
Jan 14 2013 3:20PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623

Let her give you dome in public

Jan 14 2013 3:21PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Rustle her jimmies
Jan 14 2013 3:22PM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 251
sounds like a awesome relationship! i would go to the next highschool basketball game naked run the court in the middle of the game screaming your love and paint that you love her on your chesr gopro it report back if that isnt love then i dont know
Jan 14 2013 3:22PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Sounds like you're dating an eighth grader. Take her to dinner and kiss her over the table or something
Jan 14 2013 3:29PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Dick pic
Jan 14 2013 3:33PM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
The next time she is talking to a any guy (doesn't matter if its her dad, a teacher, cop, etc) go up and punch him in the face screaming "nobody talks to my girl!"
Jan 14 2013 3:38PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Have her suck you off under the table.
Jan 14 2013 3:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Tell her to not be such a crazy person.
Jan 14 2013 3:43PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
drop that bitch because she sounds insane. You shouldnt have to do something stupid to show her that you have feelings for her. That being said, OP is in a middle school relationship.
Jan 14 2013 3:45PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
She is jealous of the attention you show to other girls so she is now being crazy to assert her dominance and control over you. The only way to stop the madness is to take her to NYC, preferably Times Square, and get down on one knee, take her hand in yours. Stare deeply into her eyes for a solid 5 seconds without saying a word and ignore anything she says. After you are done with this stand back up and pee in her butt. the end.
Jan 14 2013 4:47PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
instead of holding hands when walking down the halls of school just finger her walking down the halls of school
Jan 14 2013 4:58PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
this is a great idea, but you really can't go wrong with any of the wonderful ideas suggested so far by the scholars of NS
Jan 14 2013 5:06PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
yes do this. really loudly in public.
Jan 14 2013 5:11PM
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*SNO*
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 925
Lost.
Jan 14 2013 5:11PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
This
Jan 14 2013 7:02PM
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little1337
Posts: 8158 - Karma: 45,761
go to mcdonalds and use the mic.
Jan 14 2013 7:03PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880

Send her nudes to your contacts list, and her parents, along with "i love this girl so much!"

Both stupidi and crazy. Problem solved.

Jan 14 2013 7:04PM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
donkey punch her in public
Jan 14 2013 7:05PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Post pics of her n00d on here. That will show public how much you love her.
Jan 14 2013 7:07PM
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
my ex girl did the same thing except she didn't tell me and broke up with me over text after 2 months drop the bitch before she does it to you and get a new one or dont, i know how you feel
Jan 14 2013 7:32PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
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Jul 13 2013 6:15PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
she told you you have to? bitches be cray
Jul 13 2013 6:30PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
this is the dumbest shit
Jul 13 2013 6:34PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Cock slap her. Bitches love that.
Jul 13 2013 6:35PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
Please forgive me.
Jul 13 2013 6:35PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 7,210
Start carrying a loaded gun, everywhere. Sell drugs and buy her superficial goods with the drug money. Then rob a bank, and go to prison. You may lose your life, but you'll make her happy
...or there's a plug. Learn when to pull it

I wish my gf appreciated all the crazy shit I do. Would love a swap, but yours still sounds like trouble
Jul 13 2013 6:40PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Just get another slut to suck your dick and invite her over half way through it. Your love is expressed through sluts and blowjobs.
Jul 14 2013 3:53AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
haha sad just sad
Jul 14 2013 3:58AM
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gouda
Posts: 84 - Karma: 600
Sounds like it is time for some DP action!!
Jul 14 2013 4:48AM
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