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WTF my girlfriend is steezier than me

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jake_tom_sully
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My girlfriend just got all new outerwear, some saga shit and I look like a scrub next to her. #killing it
Jan 14 2013 11:13AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
sick. fucking. thread. bro.
Jan 14 2013 11:14AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
You put a hashtag...


On NS...





Die.
Jan 14 2013 11:14AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
bahahha ^
Jan 14 2013 11:15AM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
#lol ihavenostyle
Jan 14 2013 11:16AM
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Jakey.
Posts: 330 - Karma: 3,000
My girlfriend just did the same...................
Jan 14 2013 11:17AM
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DIX~
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#hashtagyolo
Jan 14 2013 11:19AM
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mackcamp
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#YOLO420
Jan 14 2013 11:21AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
I think Im speaking out the obvious, but we need pics...
Jan 14 2013 11:22AM
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introvert
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wheres the picture?
Jan 14 2013 11:23AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Shittiest girlfriend related claim thread ever.
Jan 14 2013 11:24AM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
could you link me to that "taking the internet too seriously thread" thanks! and I'll get pics after work if we shred. you might not admit it but i bet half of the 3% of ns that actually has girlfriends are less steezy then them. its an epidemic
Jan 14 2013 11:36AM
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-dAvE-
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Does she shred harder then you is the real question though....
Jan 14 2013 11:40AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I can confirm that she rides harder than most...



:)
Jan 14 2013 11:42AM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
HEEYYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jan 14 2013 11:46AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Pics man!
Jan 14 2013 11:50AM
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Randy_Marsh
Posts: 253 - Karma: 35
pics are necessary.
Jan 14 2013 11:50AM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,626
Hashtags... *facepalm
Jan 14 2013 11:58AM
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-dAvE-
Posts: 677 - Karma: 74
Alright so we need picts and while your at it, put up an edit!!
Jan 14 2013 11:58AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
youre doing it wrong: #facepalm
Jan 14 2013 11:59AM
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JakeSalvador
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pics lol
Jan 14 2013 2:56PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
seriously, why would you even make this thread without giving us pictures? Don't you know how things work around here?
Jan 14 2013 3:14PM
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Swankie
Posts: 203 - Karma: 902
Fucking get a new one then
Jan 14 2013 3:50PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
successful thread is successful
Jan 14 2013 3:56PM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
i think the purpose of this thread was to state that you had a girlfriend
Jan 14 2013 4:06PM
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jsox34
Posts: 97 - Karma: 35
You at Crescent this weekend??
Jan 14 2013 4:08PM
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_____alfredo____
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pics or it never happened
Jan 14 2013 4:26PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
came here expecting pics...OP did not deliver
Jan 14 2013 4:52PM
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SamColby
Posts: 644 - Karma: 2,006
/ thread. this is stupid.
Jan 14 2013 4:52PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
yes
Jan 14 2013 6:07PM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242

O shit OP delieverd! fuck you

classic NS 12 year olds. it's give me photos of your girlfriend to jack off to or you're dumb. good luck jacking off to her while wearing ski gear pussies


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Jan 14 2013 6:17PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
ever heard of a joke
Jan 14 2013 6:19PM
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Jakey.
Posts: 330 - Karma: 3,000
She's pretty flossy!

Jan 14 2013 6:23PM
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Blurst
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I may not be able to jerk off to that but I can certainly picture myself corn holing her while you watch and cry.
Jan 14 2013 6:25PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Jan 14 2013 6:25PM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
"picture yourself" as much as you want she'd never get down with a little fairy boy from the kokiri forest
Jan 14 2013 6:31PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
Shits about to get personal over here....
Jan 14 2013 6:33PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
-wears baggy clothes cuz shes fat
-shitty k2 skis (prolly rentals)
-wearing goggles cuz her face is wrecked

2/10 would NOT bang
Jan 14 2013 6:34PM
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2_fadez
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i dont known what kokiri is

anyways, after your two month relationship is up, she'll be ready to choke on the next pole of the kid doin 2's out in the park. don't worry
Jan 14 2013 6:35PM
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Stickity
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kokiri is the forest link is from in LoZ
Jan 14 2013 6:42PM
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Blurst
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Little fairy boys have dangerously sharp penetrating cocks that very easily would pleasure her in ways that you cant even imagine.
Jan 14 2013 6:45PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I can verify
Jan 14 2013 6:50PM
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Fonzy.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 30
Thread escalated quickly...
Jan 14 2013 6:54PM
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Bock
Posts: 748 - Karma: 1,652
This picture makes her look possessed.
Jan 14 2013 6:54PM
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walrussteeze
Posts: 327 - Karma: 212
Challenge Accepted
Jan 14 2013 6:54PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
how bout a picture of her face
Jan 14 2013 7:04PM
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percs
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Lost
Jan 14 2013 7:09PM
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pomme-de-terre
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we will probably never be bros but i just wanted to give you the credit and admiration you deserve for what is, in my opinion, a pretty fucking fine put down.
Jan 14 2013 7:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i already fucked this chick. enjoy the sloppy seconds

Jan 14 2013 7:12PM
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-emile-
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meh
Jan 14 2013 7:13PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Yea dude his girlfriend just did it too. I think she's playin youuuu. She just shit on your face.
Jan 14 2013 7:33PM
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