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Weird stuff you did as a kid/infant

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mattytru
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i know others must have had quirks as youngins. i had tons of little matchbox cars, but instead of playing with the hot wheels track i had, i would line them up in rows or on top of block buildings. i also had a fixation with stacking my dad's beer cans, there's a picture where i stacked a total of 60 cans in a fort around myself.

let's hear it ns
Jan 9 2013 10:17PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
I loved toe nail clippings, id clip it and just play with it in my hands and like roll it up in between my fingers. i dunno why it just felt cool.
Jan 9 2013 10:20PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
i had an obsession with water slides. and by that i mean making anything slideable with water.
Jan 9 2013 10:21PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I guess this isnt really weird but I would make forts all the time. Like really crazy ones, I had one in my basement that was just massive. It had 3 rooms, a backyard and a tunnel entrance with a defence system
Jan 9 2013 10:22PM
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
I used to love cars. Some days, I would stay home and watch entire NASCAR races.
Jan 9 2013 10:24PM
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MickSwagger
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
this is true i am his uncle. Hows it going jimmy?
Jan 9 2013 10:24PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
I shook my hands around, a lot, like 24/7, just up and down.
Jan 9 2013 10:25PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I used to run head first and then headbutt this couch chair at my grandma's house in her living room when I was young. No idea why.
Jan 9 2013 10:27PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
you might be retorted.
Jan 9 2013 10:29PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Whenever I went to the bathroom I always left the door wide open.
Jan 9 2013 10:30PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
Rolling around used to be my means of transportation, even after i learned to walk. One day I got my head stuck in the supports for the banister though. sketchy shit
Jan 9 2013 10:33PM
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.frenchy
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Wyatt*
Jan 9 2013 10:35PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Also, whenever I came downstairs I would slide down this ramp along the bottom of the banisters.
Jan 9 2013 10:37PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
I used to suck my moms tits. Gross I know
Jan 9 2013 10:38PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 14,905
same here
Jan 9 2013 10:39PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
I used to act like a dog..I would have the older kids throw tennis balls and I would run and fetch them.
Jan 9 2013 10:41PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
i kinda just jumped everywhere and off everything i saw
Jan 9 2013 10:48PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i couldnt fall asleep if i didnt get under my blankets and pretend i was flying an x-wing fighter, still do it sometimes tbh.
Jan 9 2013 10:52PM
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MickSwagger
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
stay away from my nephew
Jan 9 2013 10:55PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
i loved climbing, i would always hang on doorknobs and go up the stairs on the other side of the banister. One time at my cousins wedding in one of those large tents i climbed like twenty feet up the center pole. when everyone noticed my mom started screaming so i climbed down.
Jan 9 2013 10:57PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Every time I'd go to the kitchen, I'd run down the hall, across my living room, and jump and smack into my porch door, which is glass in the middle. Then I'd get up and turn to the right and boom. I was in the kitchen.

I'm glad that glass never broke...
Jan 9 2013 10:57PM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1406 - Karma: 3,131
Man you guys are boring as shit. I used to steal my moms sweaters and all of the pillows in the house. I would wear one sweater normally and a turtle neck as pants, yes legs in sleeves upside down shit (the turtle neck was to signify that I was a boy which just came off as me having a massive chode). Then I would stuff both with as many pillows as possible and pretend to be fat, occasionally a fat dog, also I liked to fall down stairs in my pillow fat suit. Parents never questioned it and thank god I didn't acquire any sort of BBW fetish from it. God I did so much weird shit as a kid now that I think about it.
Jan 9 2013 10:57PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
I used to smash hot wheels with a hammer. destroying stuff is a blast when you're a kid
Jan 9 2013 11:36PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
this. i did this so much... i felt dangerous as hell
Jan 9 2013 11:38PM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
oh shit me too. i use to live for that hahah
Jan 9 2013 11:42PM
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TinyTigers
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I would often shove things up my nose, like marbles and dirt.

Once I drank a whole bottle full of Pert Plus shampoo, and when my mom asked me if I had I replied "noooooo" and a giant green bubble came out of my mouth.

Id blame all the bad shit I did on my imaginary friend, Bad Rocho.

I used to play with a bunch of toys in the tub. One time I was handing them one at a time saying "here mom!" Kept handing her toys, until she noticed one of the toys was warm and slimy. It was a piece of shit. Bad Rocho probably did it.




Jan 9 2013 11:44PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
When ever I got angry or lost a game when I was real little I used to smash my head off the floor or wall repeatedly. I still hate losing anything...
Jan 9 2013 11:47PM
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proZach
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I went to my cousins to watch football last weekend. his buddy came over with his kid, he's around 18 months.

if you said cheers, he'd come up and cheers our beer cans with his sippy cup. not weird, but it was awesome.
Jan 9 2013 11:53PM
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derkaderka
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cant say i ever stopped
Jan 9 2013 11:57PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
i used to dress up in my snow suit in the dead of summer, go out in the yard, and pretend spray the hose for hours. thought i was a fireman
Jan 9 2013 11:57PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Wow. I wish I could re-live my very own childhood like this. Lol'ed hard at the turtleneck thing...

Also when I was a kid, like kindergarten and younger, I was left handed, but my mom forced me into using my right hand. I'm fully right handed now; but I seriously don't think my physical writing form has developed itself much since grade 3-4... Not sure if those two things are related or not.
Jan 10 2013 12:26AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
I used to have night terrors and would sleep walk screaming around the house. I don't remember any of that shit, but If I were my parents I would be either terrified or pissed.
Jan 10 2013 12:37AM
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ChungBol
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 34

dressed up as a girl and i would get a boner

i also made brownies alot for no reason

Jan 10 2013 12:44AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
So this one time at band camp, I stuck a clarinet up my ass...
Jan 10 2013 1:49AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
i rubbed my balls on everything. highchairs, bars of soap, my neighbor. you name it, my balls were on it
Jan 10 2013 1:54AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
Chewed on bricks (about 8)

Masturbated beside my whole family in a tent (12)

Called myself asexual (12)

Couldn't walk for a while, only roll, preferred one direction strongly, would get stuck when I hit something and my parents would have to pick me up and reset me (really young)

Read books about fairies and practiced bullshit wiccanism (grade 6)

Wanted to plant trees instead of have a pizza party for the end of school (grade 6)


There's some more fucked up things that I don't really feel like sharing. Should I be worried?

Jan 10 2013 2:06AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
yeah man that would suck to be attracted to fat people?

wat
Jan 10 2013 2:08AM
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jeR.
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spoken like a true lannister
Jan 10 2013 2:39AM
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Bertrand
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I rubbed my head on the carpet while playing with hot wheels. Had a rug burn scab the size of a half dollar. I was a dumb little 3 year old.

Also used to eat play-doh. Best fucking salty snack ever.
Jan 10 2013 3:03AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
Ate grass

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Jan 10 2013 3:09AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
I loved building shit, or pretending i did. I ran naked around the house with a construction-worker belt, including but not limited to a hammer, screwdriver and.... i think that was it actually.


I also had longass curly blonde hair, so people thought i was a girl.
Jan 10 2013 3:38AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Story time, you better elaborate.
Jan 10 2013 3:40AM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
That's badass right there
Jan 10 2013 3:45AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Haha same
Jan 10 2013 5:34AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Got my leg stuck in a tennis ball can, had to cut it out and it was not fun.

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Jan 10 2013 5:39AM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
I used to chug pickle juice, even when there were still pickles in the jar I'd tip the jar up and drink it. I also used to eat sticks of butter. My brother also had a Joker action figure that always scared the shit out of me. When I was taking a bath one night I flushed it down the toilet and it clogged it up so my parents had to call a plumber in. When he pulled it out and showed them what the problem was they sat me down and asked why I flushed it down the toilet. My only explanation was "He's a bad, bad man."

Jan 10 2013 5:41AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
I made the biggest cardboard box forts, I remember the biggest one I ever made had 2 floors. The first floor had a maze of narrow boxes that I would crawl through for days, the second floor was one big box that I acquired when my parents got a new mattress. I used to have so much fun with those damn boxes.
Jan 10 2013 8:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
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same here, used to have a cardboard box obsession, on birthdays after unpacking my presents, 9/10 times i'd be playing with the box instead of the toys .... :)
Jan 10 2013 8:08AM
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SPUTnik.
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i wore my ski helmet everywhere
Jan 10 2013 8:11AM
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Petey.
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Thomas the Tank Engine all day errday
Jan 10 2013 9:17AM
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bo0b
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I would stack pillows under the stairs and jump onto them, or slide down our hardwood stairs with a body pillow, and I used to do roundoffs off of EVERYTHING
Jan 10 2013 9:21AM
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