Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
I'm guessing a bottle of vodka bonk feature and a nuclear missile cannon rail as some of the features.
when you a stomp the fuck out of a trick while blasting a sick song and then you throw up gang signs and mime gun blasts and shit and youre all like "YO FUCK THE WORLD IM A YOUNG BLACK MAN WITH A LUCRATIVE RAP CAREER AND I CAME FROM AN IMPOVERISHED FAMILY HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THIS GANG SIGN" - pomme-de-terre
the course is going to have 3 jumps. each jump is going to progress in size from 40-60 feet, with the last jump being incredibly steep permitting arial maneuvers. skiers will be given a score from 1-10 from a panel of international judges. each judge will be incredibly biased towards athletes from their homeland. each run will be set to a musical score which the athlete will choose prior to performing his run. choreography and costume choice will be crucial in success to be the olympic champion.