Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
at night drop a deuce right on his windshield wipers on a rainy day so he smears his windshield with your steaming pile.
"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
you have to give the key to someone to give to someone else and so on so then its really hard for him to get back too. Because then you feel like an ass when he comes to you asking for the key and you dont wanna give it to him but you know you eventually ahve to.
"I just grab whatever part of the ski I see first then let my friends claim it" -nickyp
If it's front-wheel jack it up and put cinder blocks under it at the perfect height so his tires are just off the ground. When he gets in and tries to go he won't be able to move. If it's rear-wheel do the same thing only to the back wheels. If it's all-wheel/4-wheel do it to the whole car. The trick is to try and make it so he doesn't see the cinder blocks when he gets in. He will be so confused at first. Then when he realizes what happened all he has to do is get the jack out of his car and remove the cinder blocks from under it. If he doesn't have a jack surely someone around him will. It's a fairly harmless prank as long as you do it correctly. You need to make sure his tires are definitely off the ground at least a little.
Or just cinderblock the whole car and steal his tires. Ghetto style.
when you a stomp the fuck out of a trick while blasting a sick song and then you throw up gang signs and mime gun blasts and shit and youre all like "YO FUCK THE WORLD IM A YOUNG BLACK MAN WITH A LUCRATIVE RAP CAREER AND I CAME FROM AN IMPOVERISHED FAMILY HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THIS GANG SIGN" - pomme-de-terre
I second the cinder block prank. Can be done by using multiple jacks as well. A favorite of mine, if he has a sturdy bumper and a light car, is get 2 other friends to help you, and pick up the car by the back bumper. What you can do, is pivot it in the parking space, until it is touching the cars on either side, so that it is impossible to get out. Or, if it is a standard and unlocked, throw that baby in neutral and start pushin!
cover the ENTIRE car with duct tape then put car soap in his wiper fluid compartment. Lastly connect a chain under his car then connect the chain to a couple cinderblocks, after that put the cinderblocks under his car where he cant see them. When he drives off he'll be dragging a bunch of cinderblocks behind his car.
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This just made me think of another one. You are going to need a few others to help you. Chances are it isn't unlocked. Get four dollies, jack each corner up at a time and put a dolly under each wheel. Move it as far away from where it is parked into another parking space in the same parking lot. Take it off the dollies and just leave it there. He will 1.Think it was stolen or 2. Think he is going crazy because he coud have sworn he parked it in the original space.
In college my friend was in love with his gti, we always wanted to put it on blocks in the parking lot, or plastic wrap the hell out of it so no water can get it, build a plywood box around it, and then put his entire car on jello,
hotdogs and handrails
springs4life-you should look hood on and off the hill not just dress like a preppy little white kid all week then when you hit the hill act all gangsta and shit.
In high school my dad and friends picked up this kids car (something like a Chevy tracker) and moved the kids car into the middle of the road or a no parking zone so the kid would get his car towed. Total dick move but I guess the kid was a real jerk or something. Hilarious nonetheless