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The Ultimate Skier Nutshot Montage

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KnifeShow
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We edited this pretty quick from some greatest hits on YouTube...


Dec 23 2012 5:15PM
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Jeebus.
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Thats nuts, must have taken some balls to edit that.
Dec 23 2012 5:16PM
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NinetyFour
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0:23...

Sad day for men.
Dec 23 2012 5:17PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Heh heh heh... I see what you did there.

Great edit though! I did grab my crotch a couple times in empathic pain.
Dec 23 2012 5:18PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
I feel like some of them didn't even make an effort to turn sideways...But still, ouch.
Dec 23 2012 5:46PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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1:05 WTF!?!?! did he do that on purpose?
Dec 23 2012 5:50PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Haha 1:05, skis dont even touch the rail, nuts make first impact
Dec 23 2012 5:51PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
missing this classic!

i know the guy from highschool

Dec 23 2012 5:58PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
haha dope, you missed mine

Dec 23 2012 6:06PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
Some of those were well deserving..
Dec 23 2012 6:50PM
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NewEscuelers
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"and you could hear it"
Dec 23 2012 8:03PM
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maximiliaan
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looks like the guy on 1:10 did it on purpose
Dec 23 2012 8:07PM
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iFlip
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Damn, that's nuts!
Dec 23 2012 8:08PM
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AMcCraw
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hahaha wtf i am in that. 13 seconds purple coat.... claiiiiim
Dec 23 2012 8:09PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
No man, no matter how bad at skiing, deserves to be nutted.
Dec 23 2012 8:12PM
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DrewPeacock
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1:41 Ride that bitch outtt
Dec 23 2012 8:18PM
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Swaggermager
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Holy hit these are gnarly
Dec 23 2012 9:36PM
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KnifeShow
Posts: 105 - Karma: 92
I dunno about that...
Dec 24 2012 4:30AM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
My have had something to do with their goggles being around their helmet instead of inside. Just saying. I here it makes you unbalanced and causes you to de-nut yourself.
Dec 24 2012 7:28AM
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trilliam
Posts: 157 - Karma: 46
i feel as though alot of people in those clips didnt really hit there nuts that hard. It looked like their skis hit the ground before there balls hit the rail.
Dec 24 2012 8:48AM
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B.Aussie
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haha man, I'm a girl and that made me cringe.
Dec 24 2012 9:33AM
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NewEscuelers
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just picture the pain of going through birth when you hit the rail. about equal pain
Dec 24 2012 9:47AM
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cwillygood
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1:06 is the best
Dec 24 2012 11:58AM
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KnifeShow
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I dunno.... there was a pretty good amount of nut-to-rail contact.
Dec 24 2012 7:22PM
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SkierPT
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Threads for later
Dec 24 2012 8:36PM
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AMcCraw
Posts: 845 - Karma: 703
i can honestly say that atleast in my case, mine hit pretty damn hard on the kink.... and tot he guy saying deserved.... fuck you
Dec 24 2012 8:57PM
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nagger
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oh fuck i couldnt' watch more than 48 seconds that's fucked I hate balls pain
Dec 24 2012 9:09PM
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theWIZARD
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1:07 lost it
Dec 24 2012 9:30PM
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MNS
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i dunno about you, but a light flick to the balls will hurt for me
Dec 24 2012 9:41PM
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steezyjibber
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haha sick vid!

you used a clip of my good buddy N.Diddy

vid from my profile (original footy:)


Dec 25 2012 3:22PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Id wear a cup if i skied rails
Dec 25 2012 3:26PM
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loomis
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I felt so uncomfortable that whole time
Dec 25 2012 3:32PM
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SKIWAGEN
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I am sorry for your loss.
Dec 25 2012 3:40PM
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alvy.
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I was cringing the whole time. Congratz
Dec 25 2012 4:40PM
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clive_bixby
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Threads
Dec 25 2012 4:43PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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shouldn't you be working on some mediocre dubstep snowboard edit with way too much editing?
...JUST KIDDING!

Dec 25 2012 5:05PM
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trilliam
Posts: 157 - Karma: 46
for sure there was some manhood lost.
Dec 25 2012 9:19PM
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J-Evs
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snowboarding equivalent

Parker Fothergill Takes a Spill from connor gross on Vimeo.

Dec 25 2012 9:49PM
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james6345789
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Snowboarders always shout from the lift when I straddle a rail..Usually, it's a solid foot below my nuts...
Dec 26 2012 12:00AM
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Ribss.
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Knife Show: Skiing's favorite snowboarders.
Dec 26 2012 12:25AM
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Nacho+
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Well done. Excelent thread
Dec 26 2012 11:02AM
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