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Is anyone else still alive out there?

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theabortionator
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Anybody?
Dec 20 2012 11:59PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Virginia reporting in. Heavy redneck population has kept zombies at bay.
Dec 21 2012 7:32AM
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bangarangmules
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Upstate NY reporting in, no zombie sightings yet.
Dec 21 2012 9:01AM
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Afterbang.no
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DON'T PANIC, I got my towel.. all good!
Dec 21 2012 9:08AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
well i had the 12 gage out hopin for some zombies. quite dissapointed
Dec 21 2012 9:48AM
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coolflash8
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802 fine except for insane rain
Dec 21 2012 10:09AM
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sNaubi
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Yeah, Sweden too :/
Dec 21 2012 10:53AM
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Anathema
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nope, we all died and just dont know it. you only think you're on ns right now because its the last thing you remember doing before you died. so this is heaven to you.
Dec 21 2012 10:57AM
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sNaubi
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God? is that you?
Dec 21 2012 11:06AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
No simon , its me tom wallisch
Dec 21 2012 11:14AM
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El_Barto.
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Todd Wallnuts? The pretzel man? The king of afterbang
Dec 21 2012 11:17AM
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Bateman
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Yes Simon. I am all of those things.
Dec 21 2012 11:36AM
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Laurent.
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BREAKING: AUSTRALIA CURRENTLY GOING DOWN UNDER:

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Dec 21 2012 12:32PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Yup, me too my tin foil hat is working great!
Dec 21 2012 12:34PM
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Chinchi
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518 checking in!
Dec 21 2012 12:40PM
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miroz
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hahahahahahahaha

Everyone, make sure you have your sporks ready for internet zombies. This is the digital age, so who knows, they could come by land, sea, spaceship, or internetz.
Dec 21 2012 1:56PM
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alex=
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God bless you. best post i've seen today

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Dec 21 2012 2:34PM
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profa_212
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605 reporting in! saw a zombie and ran it down with my car!....may have just beena drunk guy though.......
Dec 21 2012 3:15PM
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JahWolf
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605 still here.
Dec 21 2012 3:17PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
Posts: 129 - Karma: 7
This has been confirmed. Then entire continent of Australia is now gone.

its only a matter of time now...
Dec 21 2012 3:23PM
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.Mouse
Posts: 164 - Karma: 78
Lost
Dec 21 2012 4:00PM
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Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167
I am the last known surviver in my area. All connection to the outside world is lost, besides NS. I will be reporting on an AM radio show in case anyone else in Washington State needs a place. They are coming, the zombies are watching. I have weapons, food, and a couple of dogs. Be careful everyone. Live long and prosper.
Dec 21 2012 4:04PM
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sirschralpalot.
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Breckenridge, Colorado checking in... I was hoping I would be able to escape the zombies on skis, but due to my blown knee I'm fucked. Farewell, NS. You're all a bunch of bastards.
Dec 21 2012 4:15PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
716 checking in, no damage. Just snow falling!
Dec 21 2012 4:37PM
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Wallisch_pl
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You don't turn on the power in farm?!?!?!?!?
Dec 21 2012 4:40PM
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Backyard.Skier
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604 reporting in
Dec 21 2012 4:41PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
massive earthquakes are starting in CT, and i saw a lava flow forming on I-91 about an hour ago. this is the beginning of the end, may god have mercy on us all.
Dec 21 2012 4:43PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
still here.


worst apocalypse ever.
Dec 21 2012 4:45PM
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theabortionator
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ZOmbies tryin ta eat me
Dec 21 2012 5:31PM
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theabortionator
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In case we were supposed to die now instead of yesterday, anyone still alive?
Dec 22 2012 12:51AM
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miroz
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Yeah, but the University is deserted. I'm sure there must be zombies roaming around out there...
Dec 22 2012 9:18AM
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ForeverYung
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The 413 is getting fucked, we need back up
Dec 22 2012 10:46AM
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.Annydrew.
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Still here, reporting from the south of England... I don't know for how much longer though.
Dec 22 2012 10:53AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dude, you're not in England. That place was destroyed by the rage virus about 28 weeks ago...
Dec 22 2012 11:12AM
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.Annydrew.
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I've been part of the resistance force from when the virus first broke out, not many of my team left and food and water is running low now..
Dec 22 2012 11:17AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Yes...
Dec 22 2012 11:59AM
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BertBoyd
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Yes...
Dec 22 2012 11:59AM
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Daph
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can't tell if zombies or everyone is just hungover.
Dec 22 2012 12:08PM
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theabortionator
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OMG well played! I fucking love portal. I want to beat the first again. It wasn't mine and just beat it drunk one night at a friends after he passed out. I bought the 2nd one in the black friday sale and just beat it a few weeks ago.

I listened to the whole song. I hope they make another. Such a cool game.
Dec 26 2012 11:16PM
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