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Riff Raff Appreciation

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987321654hgfd
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Post up your favorite Riff Raff songs or quotes. Everyone needs to see who is single handedly rebuilding the rap game.


P.S. I want to mutilate Lil Debbie with my penis
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Thadius.Castle
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I hope your not serious.
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
He's rebuilding the rap game like AIDS is rebuilding sex. Worst. "Rapper". Ever.
12 years ago
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WPoch
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Thadius.Castle
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I dunno, 2 chainz and lil wayne are up there.
12 years ago
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introvert
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1:57 DAT STUTTER
12 years ago
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,449
Dude's a genius. He's like the reincarnation of Biggie, Pac, Pun, Big L, Guru and pretty much every other deceased rapper.
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Ski_Alot
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haha riff raff is so great... it takes a legend to get BET tattooed on your neck and be white
12 years ago
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introvert
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hahahaha i lold +k
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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Fuck. It's opposite day again, isn't it?
12 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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Can't forget Three Loco



12 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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And he can also drop a hook like Nate Dogg




12 years ago
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KZA
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As much as everyone wants to hate on him. He gets paid to act like a complete jackass and try to rap. He will make more money than almost all of us do in a couple years.

Did I mention that he gets paid to act like a complete jackass? I wish I could say the same.
12 years ago
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Andyktm
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your retarded is rapping is such shit

12 years ago
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CluckaChuck
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What a waste of air. Human trash at its best.
12 years ago
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TheStudioCC
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I'm in love with Lil Debbie.

12 years ago
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Chunter
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best song by far

12 years ago
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zahava
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Lil Debbie!!!!!!!

12 years ago
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Riff raff is the new Andy Kauffman it's an elaborate facade I love riff raff
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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If you want your day to be brighter each and every day, follow him on twitter.


"iN 4th GRADE MY HOBBY WAS TO GO ON THE AiRPLANE AND THEN SWiTCH SEATS WiTH THE PiLOT THEN FLY THE PLANE WiTH MY FEET ON THE STEERiNG WHEEL"

"RAP GAME FRUiT CAKE THAT YOUR AUNT DORTHY BRiNGS OVER THEN AS SOON AS SHE LEAVES YOU GO OUTSiDE AND USE iT AS A FOOTBALL WiTH YOUR BROTHERS"

"RAP GAME ROMEO & JULiET COMBiNED iNTO ONE PERSON AND GiVEN ETERNAL VERSACE BLOOD TO FLOW THROUGH OUT AN AUTO CELL REPAiRiNG BODY"


Also, he is the #1 ranked Sleep Walking Booty Grabber in Sweden and a Grammy Winning Gynecologist
12 years ago
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UFOsarereal
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I hadn't heard of this dude and last year I found that 'Larry Bird' song he did... it's actually dope. I didn't bother checking out anything else by him after I saw his picture on the album art, though.
12 years ago
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CMYK
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You can't take Riff Raff serious. That being said, he can actually rap

He also makes dope Christmas music
12 years ago
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artfullydodged
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His Nardwuar interview is a classic.

12 years ago
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Jeebus.
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BET is for white people, Real niggas don't fux wit it.
12 years ago
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SeanTom
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Hell yes. Riff Raff kills it.





Can't wait for his album with Mad Decent. Shit's gonna be fire
12 years ago
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iSmokeweed
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IbsZkZSMCSU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

12 years ago
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NPF
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scerrrrrrr
12 years ago
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bo0b
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Exactly. He's so entertaining to watch once you know he's just acting, it's pretty awesome.
12 years ago
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Panda_with_Guns
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i still dont know if he is for serious or not... i dont think he even knows.
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
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RiFF RAFF <33333
12 years ago
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Dorsal
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who ever made this thread is a juxing gay ass mofo
12 years ago
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Ryan*
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"It's a cold cold world
I used to, turn boys to girls
Now I pull up in the bowling ball swirl
I'm on bowling lanes, I got propane, I'm on fast flames
Fast track train
Uhh, fast track train
I'm in the Lamborghini, you in the fast track Amtraks
I live the life of a Tampax tampon
Go to sleep, leave the lamps on
Leave the... leave the amp on"

FUCK YEAH JODY HiGHROLLER

12 years ago
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act.resist
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He's basically just naming off influential, infamous or well known people and then rhyming random words that may or may not be affiliated with that character.
12 years ago
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RoyWilkins
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"I didn't go to high school, I bought one"
"Mauve....mauve teal, maevelous"
"I grant custody to da fact dat..."


12 years ago
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TotallyTrevor
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Now im in the laundromat....darrell strawberry
12 years ago
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Way*Mo
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Lil' Debbie is busted az bru. I wouldn't touch her with any of y'alls dicks.
12 years ago
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esotericjive
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This thread worries me.
12 years ago
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myllhouse
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this thread is relevant
12 years ago
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zahava
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"i didn't build the paintings" - JODY HIGH ROLLAAAAA

12 years ago
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Dan.
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As the day keeps turning, as the world keeps burning, as my soul keeps learning,
tears fall
from the castles around my heart.
12 years ago
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NPF
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"i done shook dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona"
"watch me flip water, like a surf board"



12 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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Touch her with my dick please.
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

https://vine.co/v/bUaItQW663P
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TotallyTrevor
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Also, not sure if anyone has posted about this yet....but riff raff's brother is a pro snowboarder!

http://www.yobeat.com/2012/08/08/hump-day-goes-to-minnesota-with-viktor-simco/

Viktor Simco Full Part 2012 from Rome Snowboards on Vimeo.


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artfullydodged
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Amazing.
12 years ago
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NPF
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JUST HEARD HE IS PLAYING TOMORROW(saturday) IN WHISTLER!

so mad im not there this weekend
12 years ago
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feihlination
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obviously pretty disappointed with this thread. ony of my fav acdc songs
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
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Tity boi>riff raff
12 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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Riff Raff > Everything
12 years ago
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idskithat
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what i came to say. i heard that and its just so random haha
12 years ago
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swanson212
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Your mom she has no legs her nickname is no legs
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