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What to engrave on a flask

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4man
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Hey so me and some friends just bought some flasks and I am gonna get mine engraved. Anyone have any cool/funny ideas?
Dec 20 2012 1:04PM
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Smuffy
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DRANK? FADED
Dec 20 2012 1:05PM
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RimJobber
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Disregard females, acquire currency

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks-Ghandi

YOLO


Dec 20 2012 1:06PM
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Blurst
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Nothing because flasks get you drunk and when you are drunk you lose things.
Dec 20 2012 1:13PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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"I'm 17 and me and my friends bought flasks and bragged about it to as many people as we could even though no one gives a shit and it's just a flask that I will use twice before I lose it and find it 6 months later under my bed half full with shitty whiskey."
Dec 20 2012 1:14PM
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MASkier
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skiing
Dec 20 2012 1:19PM
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sNaubi
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"On the way down it's awesome. - Cr Johnsson"
Dec 20 2012 1:29PM
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sNaubi
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or scratch that, just thought about an great qoute that has to do with skiing...

maybe not so suitable on a flask tho...
Dec 20 2012 1:30PM
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powderdrunkie
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"Doctor's orders"
Dec 20 2012 1:36PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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there always uglier in the morning
Dec 20 2012 2:04PM
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Round-Four
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when my sister graduated from welleseley college my brother bought her a flask with "Women who will... drink" engraved on it because the school's motto is women who will. but my sister never uses it, so i took it to school instead even thought im not a woman.
Dec 20 2012 2:07PM
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stizzle
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Party hard

Bang harder

Suck the hardest

Dec 20 2012 2:09PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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if found please return to or call (your adress or phone # here)
Dec 20 2012 2:12PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Cheers, in your favorite language of choice.

Slante or salud or whatever language ya fancy if you're following me.

Had an Irish buddy who gave us all flasks for being in his wedding party. they all had slante(sp?) engraved on the front. I guess any type of toast would work.



With that said I did use it to get drunk and it now rests on the bottom of a river that we kayak.

Life lesson #37: No matter how empty a flask is, it most likely won't float in water so don't haphazardly try and toss it to your buddy while boating.
Dec 20 2012 2:34PM
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theschneidler
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swaq
Dec 20 2012 2:39PM
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4man
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That would just be stupid
Dec 20 2012 3:18PM
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MNS
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YOLO
Dec 20 2012 3:19PM
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4man
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These are pretty good haha keep em coming
Dec 20 2012 3:27PM
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Huck_Norris
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The number for a taxi company? 

Dec 20 2012 3:31PM
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Olimar
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"When Im drunk, do something stupid, and loose this shit, please return to *phone number*"
Dec 20 2012 3:33PM
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.AR6rider.
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It would, however, be realistic.
Dec 20 2012 3:47PM
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Skavengers303
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imagination
Dec 20 2012 4:18PM
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p.hawks
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monogram /thread
Dec 20 2012 4:22PM
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arnie_grape
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It would have to be a remarkably large flask.
Dec 20 2012 4:43PM
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DILLINGER
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This is incredibly spot on! Somebody bought me one as a joke, I used it about 3 times.

I was clearing out my room to move house and found it under my bed, where it had been for about half a year. It was half full with shitty rum though.
Dec 20 2012 4:46PM
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