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Fancy talking thread

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gatley-o9mil.
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hello there gentle men and ladies this thread is only for the reason to talk like a sir or a madame
Dec 19 2012 1:04PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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I am quite good and what about yourself good sir?
Dec 19 2012 1:07PM
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Spinoza
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this thread which you have conceived is top drawer my friend, top drawer
Dec 19 2012 1:08PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Thank you sir you truly are a fancy talking sir, a fancy talking sir indeed
Dec 19 2012 1:10PM
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Stickity
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To bestow upon females' genitalia a titillation unlike that which they have ever had bequeathed unto them in this mortal span of days is the driving force behind man's ever present urge to best his peers in contests of might and wit.
Dec 19 2012 1:14PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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you sir are very adept in talking fancy good show, good show indeed sir
Dec 19 2012 1:18PM
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Puzzled
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Whats up negros ?
Dec 19 2012 1:19PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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pffftttt you sir are not fancy at all, if i could see you i would have my butler smack you with a glove for speaking in such a filthy tongue
Dec 19 2012 1:21PM
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slenderman
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Yoo wats qud ma chunq bols??? I'm chyllin outchea juuheard??
Dec 19 2012 1:22PM
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iSmokeweed
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PARDON, BUT THIS IS FOR DAT FANCY TALK, YO. GET WITH IT.
Dec 19 2012 1:23PM
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Stickity
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Your seeming void of elevated vernacular beckons me to challenge your claims of being a true gentleman. Face me in a duel or may your name be forever left in the gutter of society.
Dec 19 2012 1:27PM
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Puzzled
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Say wat, no respect for da black brotha?. Dem white boi ain't sheeeeet.
Dec 19 2012 1:28PM
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accualyisdolan
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If u tlak liek dis, ur gona hav bad tiem
Dec 19 2012 1:32PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat
Dec 19 2012 1:32PM
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DrZoidberg
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Riveting thread. I dare say my local ski resort shall not open until the day after christmas merriment. If this world shall end on the day after today, I shall not be around to enjoy the act of skiing with other fine fellows. How dreadful.
Dec 19 2012 1:35PM
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Stickity
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A travesty, I must say. It would be most unpleasant to endure the looming apocalypse without the simple glee of skiing. Best wishes to you on the darkest of days, good chap.
Dec 19 2012 1:38PM
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ironic
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I am able to associate with you good sir concerning your source of woe. I, however, have the sheer delight of participating in a certain alpine sport on the day after this present one. In all honesty, the ratio benefiting an event of apocalyptic proportions occurring this week is very slim. That being communicated, it is in your best wishes to simply be patient until a later date where you will be able to participate in said beloved winter sport.
Dec 19 2012 1:41PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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are you challenging me good sir? or are you simply challenging the gutter filth i was referring to?
Dec 19 2012 1:42PM
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Shireshredder
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My lord, it appears that you both need to don your fighting trousers and sort this out in the fashion that men are intended to sort out any quibbles, a fight to the death Is necessary if I do say so myself.
Dec 19 2012 1:45PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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indeed my good man, don upon me my fighting trousers i shall defeat this fraud of a gentleman in the most honorable of fashions. may our battle go down in history as the day the earth split. 
Dec 19 2012 1:52PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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I give my pitties to, sir. For I shall be enjoying the act of riding skis when we the supposed apocalypse is to strike the earth. Either that or I shall be fornicating with the fairest of maidens I work with in thy walk in fridge.
Dec 19 2012 1:56PM
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WI_Personallty
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Dear gents, I do indeed very much so enjoy this thread with the utmost respect for civilized communication amongst strangers. One point for this thread I believe would be owed for such an articulate thread. Time for tea and crumpets.
Dec 19 2012 1:59PM
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Bite your tongue, boorish plebeian!

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Dec 19 2012 2:03PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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thank you my gentlemanly friend, i do enjoy your complements of my thread and I do hope you enjoy your tea and crumpets in the most fancy of ways and don't let it slip you mind "pinky's up"
Dec 19 2012 2:03PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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your fancy .gif was most fancy indeed and quite humorous if i must say so my self
Dec 19 2012 2:08PM
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Phil-X-
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The original scribe of this discussion medium enjoys male genitalia by the bushel
Dec 19 2012 2:10PM
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Gsince93
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Dost thou even hoist good sir?
Dec 19 2012 2:12PM
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act.resist
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My good man! This thread is a knock out, you hit it right out of the park, chap!
Dec 19 2012 2:14PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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your indications are incorrect good sir, I am not a homosexual and enjoy the female genitalia quite thoroughly and do not engage in any anal activity of either the pitcher or the catcher
Dec 19 2012 2:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha I came here to post this gif. You fucker!
Dec 19 2012 2:17PM
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CliffyByro
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i do say good sirs and madams, this topic of discussion is simply spiffing! as for the uncouth buffoons who refuse to engage in the frivolities, instead attempting to communicate in their vastly inferior tongues, begone i say! go play in the dirt where you belong foul ruffians! do not besmirch this finely established community with your idiocy and ignorance, and your petty attempts at "humour", it's simply not cricket!

anyhow, let's bash on! who's for a spot of tea and shooting?
Dec 19 2012 2:34PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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ah yes i would love to join you for a spot of tea and what shooting would you like to engage in. hunting a wild beast if you may or would you be up for some skeet? perhaps archery?
Dec 19 2012 2:37PM
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DILLINGER
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Call yourself a gent?

A true male is acquainted with the rules of capitalization.
Dec 19 2012 2:39PM
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Stickity
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What, ho! I shall oust the life from your cold dead hands, by the gods I shall prevail. Thou shalt haveth audience with the devil himself.
Dec 19 2012 2:42PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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I apologize for my grammar my good sir. I had just partaken in smoking a particular herb and my mind has not yet fully recovered from its heavenly state.
Dec 19 2012 2:42PM
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Stickity
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A true gentleman remains unflappable like a might stone monument, even under the most beguiling of vices. I catch a whiff of peasant blood in the air. Art thou even a lord?
Dec 19 2012 2:46PM
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DILLINGER
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Doest thou even hoist? (Fixed That For Thy Honour)
Dec 19 2012 2:55PM
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danderson.
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Finals are a travesty in my dearest and most thought-out opinion. I'd rather sip on a chardonnay and play a riveting game of croquet.
Dec 19 2012 3:07PM
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Stickity
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One's capacity to hoist has no bearing on the matters at hand, but your grammatical flaws; for shame. One could say that thou art not only lost in the misty mountains of Norway, but also in the art of proper expression by means of text and the like. One must properly educated thine self prior to engaging in such gentlemanly affairs.
Dec 19 2012 3:09PM
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Stickity
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Great Odin's beard, I have smeared my own reputation. I find myself at fault in my foolish critique of your literary capacity. Please grant me pardon.
Dec 19 2012 3:12PM
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CliffyByro
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What a nincompoop! Let us all gather to mock the fool, whose lofty image of hisself has brought to light his true nature! He is naught but a sheep in wolf's clothing! A jester and a pretender! Such underhanded deeds do not go unnoticed my dear boy, and one must pay duly.

Take thineself and thy preposterously structured sentences back from whence they came, or so help me I shall be forced to throw down my glove!
Dec 19 2012 3:23PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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My oh my i do adore this thread sir. Now i ask, what are we to do with all of this fancy talk?
Dec 19 2012 3:25PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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My apologies, i quoted the wrong fellow in my last scribe.
Dec 19 2012 3:27PM
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act.resist
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Bullocks! Speak English, we're not in bloody France!
Dec 19 2012 3:27PM
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CliffyByro
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I think "bollocks" is the expletive you seek my fair raspberry, although please, feel free to correct me if i have erred. I must say though I do admire your tenacity in such xenophobia, and I congratulate you on voicing it so eloquently! Begone with the frog-eaters, I say!
Dec 19 2012 3:34PM
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Stickity
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Thou mocketh mine 'lofty' image of mine self, yet thou art guilty of the same. Had any attention been paid to my commentary following, I found myself at fault and begged pardon. Bringing to light one's own fault demands respect as does having no fault to find.

Those that mock shall mock through the morrow. 'Tis no worry of my own.
Dec 19 2012 3:34PM
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WI_Personallty
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My apologies fellow fancy talkers I reall must be going. I have an extrodinary trip to to the heart of africa where I shall learn the native tongue and hunt big game with the dos equis most interesting man. Ta Ta
Dec 19 2012 3:37PM
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CliffyByro
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How dare thee accuseth me, for I was completely unaware of your retort until after I had submitted my comment.

Blast these damned horseback messengers, when can we find something quicker? I tell them "make haste dear boy!" and they make haste, yet no amount of haste they can make is enough!
Dec 19 2012 3:39PM
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Stickity
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All is forgiven. My previous haughtiness was due for an ample reduction.

Encouragement of haste brings nothing but waste. If only a method of speedier delivery of parcels and messages existed. 'Twould be most novel, no?
Dec 19 2012 3:44PM
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act.resist
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Sir, I believe you are quite mistaken. In fact, you may use either "bullocks" or "bollocks", seeing that they are two in the same. Plucked from the same tree, yes yes! But I give you respect for calling my bluff.
Dec 19 2012 3:45PM
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DrZoidberg
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My woes have been slightly eased, as I have partaken in the rebellious activity know as skateboarding. The weather is quite warm, so I took it upon myself to preform a three hundred and sixty degree spin upon my skateboard, in the frontside direction.
Dec 19 2012 4:30PM
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