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Jeebus.
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I haven't taken a dump in nearly two weeks, is this healthy? Im trying to produce the biggest shit possible, but I'm a little worried of the implications of this.
Dec 11 2012 2:46AM
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Puns
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just make sure to take picture

I predict shitty results
Dec 11 2012 2:47AM
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iSmokeweed
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shut the fuck up. no one cares about the status of your butthole.... well... most people..... ok what ever....
Dec 11 2012 2:47AM
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Da_Buddha
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this thread is a large poops
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Dec 11 2012 2:49AM
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Jeebus.
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I'm actually going for bigger. This is my inspiration but I'm not sure on how realistic it is, i could see it happening though.
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Dec 11 2012 2:52AM
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ryano
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actually, you can get very sick from doing that. as it will back up all the way and start letting toxins back into your system.

i know this because a friend of mine has like a two a year old daughter that refuses to poo, and his wife is a nurse who told me they're worried about that happening..
Dec 11 2012 2:56AM
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Jeebus.
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will my eyes turn brown?
Dec 11 2012 2:57AM
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DirtyDan
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that's pretty loose butthole, man.
Dec 11 2012 3:05AM
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Jeebus.
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once i pass this stool, yes, yes it will be.
Dec 11 2012 3:07AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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this will solve everything...

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Dec 11 2012 3:17AM
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Jeebus.
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I'm trying to do an all natural birth, for the health of my turd.
Dec 11 2012 3:20AM
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theschneidler
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My child is not getting an epidural!
Dec 11 2012 6:19AM
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PeppermillReno
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Drop it in your pants and walk around all day with it.
Dec 11 2012 7:22AM
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mmmpoundcake
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this thread is shit. eheheheh
Dec 11 2012 7:25AM
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Jeebus.
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i was thinking of dropping it in a public urinal so that everybody can admire its sheer mass.
Dec 11 2012 12:44PM
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no_steeze
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one time i didn't shit for only 2 days and i tore my butthole a little bit when i finally did. there was blood and it hurt for the next week every time i pooped
Dec 11 2012 12:47PM
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Jeebus.
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I've been doing anal kegel exercises to prepare.
Dec 11 2012 12:49PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and call BS on this whole thread.
Dec 11 2012 12:51PM
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no_steeze
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i'd been preparing too by having a lot of sex with guys but it didn't help
Dec 11 2012 12:52PM
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Jeebus.
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No its human shit
Dec 11 2012 12:54PM
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Jeebus.
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idk man, my corn hole is getting pretty strong, as of yesterday i can crack a walnut with it.
Dec 11 2012 12:56PM
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midwestpowhunter
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i have been experimenting with diet pretty heavily for the past few months and one this that i have concluded is that what we put in our mouths directly relates to the energy we have and the waste that we produce.
The more efficiently we process the foods we take in (this is subjective to each persons individual metabolic type) the more energy we have and the less waste we have. Sounds gross i know. think about it like this.. the cleaner the fuel the more able our bodies are to convert it to energy. the more processed our food the less able our bodies are process it as it passes through our digestive system.
Many people i know are beginning to correlate excess waste with decrease levels of energy after meals where foods are not ideal for their body's metabolic type

OP you have aids
Dec 11 2012 12:58PM
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Dragonite.
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Lost so hard
Dec 11 2012 1:01PM
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Jeebus.
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HAD***
Dec 11 2012 1:01PM
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CheddarJack
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OP I think I understand your icon now
Dec 11 2012 1:08PM
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Heart
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One time my friend unleashed a brown beast upon my friend's house that was so large my friend's dad scooped half up with a shovel, flushed, dumped the over half back in the toilet, then flushed again.
Dec 11 2012 1:10PM
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Jeebus.
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One time i almost flushed my dick down the toilet, luckily i stood up as soon as i felt suction. From that point on i stand when i flush. /claim
Dec 11 2012 1:11PM
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Jeebus.
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One time when the bathroom was occupied i took a big dump in someones sink and used the garbage disposal to flush it down.
Dec 11 2012 1:13PM
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midwestpowhunter
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also pics for proof
Dec 11 2012 1:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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I saw an asian man shitting in a urinal once.  Hands on his knees, grunting and shit- I had to pee so bad but I could not even get close I was so uncomfortable.  I mean, there was even open stalls and everything.  No idea what his deal was.     

Fucked me up so bad, man.  I couldn't get the visual of us making eye contact out of my head for like a week at least.  Ugh. 

Dec 11 2012 1:26PM
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Jeebus.
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Question, Was there any reason you were in the mens room?
Dec 11 2012 1:29PM
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JAHpow
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Huck_Norris is a guy with a pinkname
Dec 11 2012 1:43PM
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Jeebus.
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hmm, so is that the NS equivalent of a cross dresser?
Dec 11 2012 1:46PM
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Huck_Norris
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No, more like the NS equivalent of a guy whose gf has control over name color, statuses, etc.  I started off blue, then Ash and Chris Mac changed it to pink to f with me.   

If you're bored though, just look at my sprofile status- it changes like 5x a week lol... 

Dec 11 2012 1:49PM
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987321654hgfd
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This thread needs more pictures.
Dec 11 2012 3:26PM
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Jeebus.
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When and only when i pass this shit thats been brewing for 2+ weeks.
Dec 11 2012 6:46PM
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midwestpowhunter
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op its probobly going to suck hard. u may want to get a butt plug or something to start reeming it out with. when i was on opiates for a bad broken bone i didnt shit for a week and when it came out it took an hour of the most painful pushing in my life i left a rock hard baseball shaped poo in the toilet and had to manpon it for a solid 4 days after. i could feel my pulse in my ass for days
Dec 11 2012 6:50PM
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Jeebus.
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at least you were on painkillers for it. Every couple days i stick a GoPro up my ass to check the progress, i think ill be good.
Dec 11 2012 6:53PM
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bangarangmules
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Threads.
Dec 11 2012 6:53PM
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Jane6
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I'm just gonna go ahead and take a seat here. also, my friend who is almost done with getting his doctors degree once told me that not taking a dump for a long time (I reckon we're talking months here... at least I hope so) can lead to.. uuhh dont know the fancy medical term in english, but basically you'll vomit poo.
Dec 11 2012 7:03PM
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Poop_nugget
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lololololololol
Dec 11 2012 7:05PM
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Jeebus.
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yea thats true. But I'm gonna flirt the line till the first rose bud comes out my mouth.
Dec 11 2012 7:05PM
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bangarangmules
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Oh god, I would hope your intestines would just burst before it came to that.
Dec 11 2012 7:06PM
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987321654hgfd
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If we're lucky the outcome of this thread will be poo vomit.
Dec 11 2012 7:07PM
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Jeebus.
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i agree. gonna buy some mouth wash right now.
Dec 11 2012 7:08PM
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715.
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HYYYPE
Dec 11 2012 7:09PM
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midwestpowhunter
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put it this way percocet didnt touch the pain
Dec 11 2012 7:10PM
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James.May
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lost
Dec 11 2012 7:43PM
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whoa-dere
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threads. can't wait to see result
Dec 11 2012 7:55PM
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theabortionator
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Another fake thread that all the 12 year olds will get into and then be shocked when they find out it wasn't true in a couple days.

Dec 11 2012 8:15PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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eat corn husk=biggest shit to end all shits
Dec 11 2012 8:24PM
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