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HELP with DELL!!!!!

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P-JO
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My desktop Dell which has windows XP won't boot up. It keeps giving me this message...

'No Boot Device Detected: System Halted'
Then it goes through and counts up how much ram it has. I have no idea whats goin on with it, I'm thinkin viruses in the bootup directory thing??

If anyone knows how I can fix this I would really appreciate it because I just finished my college essay question for my application and its on my dell computer.
Oct 31 2004 5:18PM
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Enthuzed
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put some boots in it and then devices and do it
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Oct 31 2004 5:19PM
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Utahpowderskier
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something is screwed up in your booting sequence. You need to go into BIOS and see what got changed.
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Oct 31 2004 5:19PM
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P-JO
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How do I go into 'BIOs'.. because I really can't do anything since it won't boot up.
Oct 31 2004 5:21PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Right when you try to turn it on do you see the dell logo on the screen?
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Oct 31 2004 5:24PM
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Utahpowderskier
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press and hold escape once you do. That should take you into BIOS. You should then be able to see where the problem is. Usually it has to do with a hard drive being screwed because of a virus.
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Oct 31 2004 5:26PM
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DYFI
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if it doesnt boot up...how are you posting right now



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Oct 31 2004 5:34PM
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P-JO
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Just the screen that counts up the ram but has a dell logo in the corner shows up. I held escape but it didn't work.
Oct 31 2004 5:36PM
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P-JO
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Thanks utah, but it ended up being one of my memory cards was bad. Thanks to dell support they guided me to the problem by having me take apart my computer. It only took an hour of being on the phone.
Oct 31 2004 7:00PM
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danbrown
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i fucking hate my dell. i've had nothing but problems, i haven't even had it for a year. I had my hewlett packard pavillion for 3 years and it was flawless, it just didn't have enough space and it was kinda slow. no problems at all. my new dell is a shitbomb

-Dan



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Oct 31 2004 7:03PM
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P-JO
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yah overall dell=shitass bitch assjob computers. Although my moms dell laptop has been fine for a year, our desktop has been givin me trouble for the past year.

Which is why I'm buying an apple powerbook soon.
Oct 31 2004 7:07PM
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danbrown
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^good call, my dads got a g4 and i love it

-Dan



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Oct 31 2004 7:10PM
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proZach
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my gateway case + my everythingonlineandstuffpoopandstuff is awesome. only problem ive had is with viruses. ive boughten like 4 harddrives in the past 4 years, but it beats payin $400+ for a new computer.





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Oct 31 2004 7:14PM
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CCskiBum00
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to get into the bios dells usually use the f2 key before the dell logo goes away from the screen... just go to the boot sequence and make usre you hard drive is the primary boot device and first on the list..... i build computers for fun PM me if you need any more help


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Oct 31 2004 7:24PM
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CCskiBum00
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1. g4's blow penis... ive been using a g5 at school and still hate it.... mac's just plain suck balls
2. dells suck to
3. hp even worse

4.DO THE SMART THING AND BUILD YOUR OWN COMP

my comp: asus motherboard
1 gb of kingston hyperx pc3200 ram
2.8 p4 ht
ati 9800 pro 256mb vid card
x-blade case lighting
400 watt power supply total cost 1200

and way faster than any dell for that price


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Oct 31 2004 7:27PM
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proZach
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$1200?!?! i made my computer just so id only have to pay like $300. im cheap.





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Oct 31 2004 7:39PM
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danbrown
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on a list in the new york times of ways to avoid spyware / viruses etc, the number one way was to get a macintosh. they are by far the best and simplest computers made, they have the least problems out of any statistically, and no one hacks macs. Plus, not all of us are fortunate enough to be compyuter wizards like you and build our own hardcore computers.

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Oct 31 2004 7:41PM
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CCskiBum00
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macs are slow and most software is designed for pc's plus to get a really fast mac you have to spend mucho amounts of money.... and to stop spyware and adware stop looking at so much porn and just run spybot and adaware every couple of days


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Oct 31 2004 7:44PM
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proZach
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i dont have spyware, virus blockers. just google toolbar! hurray.





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Oct 31 2004 7:45PM
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thewavebb
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plus when you build your own computer it usually means you can fixes your own shit when you break it.
My set up:
amd 2500 athlon xp barton
1 gb pc2700
Epox nforce2 ep-8rda3I mobo
Asus Ti4200 128m
Winfast Leadtek Tv2000xp deluxe TV/FM PCI card
(2) Western Digital 120gig 8mb buffer
Samsung Syncmaster955DF 19' Flat screen monitor
ASUS 16X16 Dual ±R/RW Dvd Burner
Asus 52X CDRW burner

total cost~$800 bucks shipped

thats so cheap for a solid machine

Oct 31 2004 8:24PM
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proZach
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i can fix my shit for $80 a year basically (new harddrive).





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Oct 31 2004 8:52PM
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m1garand
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them x-blade cases are tight.



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Oct 31 2004 8:53PM
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Bangor
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well, it came down to dropping $1200 of cash i don't have on a new computer that i would build myself, or spending the $300 to buy a slightly slower comupter off a guy who needed $300 to finish off his custom computer.

dell: p4, 2ghz, 768mb ram, and an 80gig HD.


anyway, my old dell, (pIII 650mhz, 256 ram) ran SOLID for 6 years. basically going through a fresh windows install every 2 years worked wonders for that computer. and my new dell is just as nice, as i installed my own copy of winXP pro, as opposed to the dell branded shit.

that's the real key is to NOT use the dell supplied OS.
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Oct 31 2004 9:11PM
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m1garand
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if you don't play games you would be stupid not to buy slightly older and slower parts.



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Oct 31 2004 9:14PM
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hucksterjibber15
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Seriously, most dells you see are shiot, because most dells you see are 300 dollar peices, kinda like e-machins. e-machines are great if you dont like your mainboard much. you get what you pay for. both make good computers, but not for 300-400 dollars
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Nov 1 2004 6:53AM
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Naturalbornskier
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if i knew how to build my own computer i def would,fuck this Dell.






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Nov 1 2004 7:23AM
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d-loc
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hmm throw the dell out and build urself a super machine for less



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Nov 1 2004 8:44AM
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i was wondering when d-loc would post his wisdom. If you all didnt know, he make 600,000,000,000 dollars a month because he's a computer GENIOUS.
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Nov 1 2004 9:30AM
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Utahpowderskier
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I personally dont know what we would do without d-locs intelligence.
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Nov 1 2004 10:32AM
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live longer fuller lives, maybe?
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Nov 1 2004 1:07PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i built my own computer, its really not that hard. i mean, ya, without a class i couldnt do it, but i took one class, and i built my own, runs great. if you are looking at new computers, it is definately worht the time to check it out. it saves money, and the know how is great to have in todays world.
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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

Nov 1 2004 2:02PM
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proZach
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classes take like .75 x 180 hours. i just asked my friend and he was like 'buy this this and this' so i did and then when i got the shit i was like 'put it together son' and he was like 'its already done' and then i had a computer.





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Nov 1 2004 2:54PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dude my dell just crashed like a week aago



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Nov 1 2004 4:45PM
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m1garand
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building your own machine is definitly the way to go, but if you don't have time or the will to do it, I highly recommend cyberpowerpc.com. I personally know about 9-10 people who have ordered from them, all successfully. if you don't know what components to pick for your system, just ask your local computer geek, they will be happy to show off their geekdom knowledge.



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Nov 1 2004 9:48PM
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jflo453
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I broke 3 consecutive powercords for my inspiron laptop and the 3rd one shorted out my computer....so they gave me a new one, that was pretty sweet.
Nov 1 2004 9:50PM
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m1garand
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umm, how do you break a power cord?



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Nov 1 2004 10:08PM
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Nov 1 2004 10:09PM
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jflo453
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no its a laptop and the spot where the powercord ocnnects to the computer broke off. Since the laptop is always moving and the cords are made like crap all the bending and constand direction changes eventually breaks the wires (bend metal, it weakens) The first 2 times my cord just stopped work the the third time the break didnt go all the way through, it resulted in an internal spark which melted the rubber on my word and when the wire came through the rubber it hit the metal table the computer was sitting on shorting out the computer and making the computer smoke like abitch, thats how
Nov 1 2004 10:11PM
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hucksterjibber15
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tigerdirect.com or newegg.com, ive never had a problem with either of those two
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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

Nov 1 2004 10:14PM
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m1garand
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sounds exciting. I do have a remedy for you though. it's called taking care of your stuff.



Ezekiel 25:17
Nov 1 2004 10:15PM
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jflo453
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When your whole family shares one laptop it gets moved around alot and the cords are made like crap, this happened over a course of 2.5 years and theres really not much you can do
Nov 1 2004 10:18PM
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m1garand
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ok, since it's your family PC i guess it's excusable. next proverb: get your own system.



Ezekiel 25:17
Nov 1 2004 10:19PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
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to the creator of the thread ... stop spending all your allowance on pot, and save up for a mac. But then again you'd probably drop hurt our elite society's intellectual standings



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Nov 2 2004 12:15AM
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P-JO
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The irony in that statement is the fact that I don't actually pay for pot.
I guess I could save up to get a mac, but I don't really want a job during school.
Nov 2 2004 5:10PM
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wuestinator
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when you buy dell, over 50% of the computers price goes into 'tech support'
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get a FREE ipod like everyone else! its not a scam!
Nov 2 2004 5:41PM
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P-JO
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I called tech support twice and both times I got an Indian women/man who I couldn't understand and didn't fix my problem. The women helped me find a bad memory card but I still had to bring the dell to a computer repair guy.
Nov 2 2004 7:11PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
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lol, you changed your icon



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Nov 2 2004 7:36PM
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P-JO
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yah I changed my icon because I decided being proud of smoking pot is kinda ghey. Burton reps me a little better.

ElGato, how did you end up fixing your computer? I think I'm goin to retrieve my college essay and then the guy is going to clear everything off and start over.
Nov 2 2004 7:46PM
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m1garand
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hahahah - 'websites'



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