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How was your first time getting naked with a chick

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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
give me the lols
13 years ago
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
being born, im sorry i dont remember any of it -_____-
13 years ago
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roddy116
Posts: 10662 - Karma: 7,824
im trying to make this sound funny but im too tired. homecoming gnight yall.
13 years ago
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I was drunk and couldn't get it up. All i remember was that we would try again in the morning (she really wanted my D). I woke up....still hammered... still couldn't get it up. Its K tho cuz I hd redemption uh week l8er.
13 years ago
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
So fun. Got a handjob with cocoa butter. When I came i was like "ohh fucccck yes, daamn." Not just because it felt great, but because I was mimicking the dudes id seen in porn. I later found out that her grandma was walking by the door when as i was moaning all those expletives. No wonder her family seemed to hate me.
13 years ago
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
haven't yet in person /claim
13 years ago
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
got a handjob that broke a blood vessel in my dick. true story.
13 years ago
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
I felt like there were so many options and things to touch. I was like a kid in a candy store
13 years ago
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
We were in the back of a car so neither of us could get fully naked... but I still got the job/her job done regardless. Hoping to lose the V to another  girl I want to date r/n, she's sooo gorgeous and sweet. Can't wait
13 years ago
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
she took he clothes off, i left the room. i'm telling you man chicks that don't shave....
13 years ago
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
I was chubby and embarrassed...but than she didn't care so it was all good.
13 years ago
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
weak.


13 years ago
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
weak.


13 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,369
Kung fu grip made your mushroom tip go drip drip drip
13 years ago
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
fucked some girl on the beach. first time i was fully naked with a girl. i may or may not have rubbed her clit with a little sand on my hands.... awk
13 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52783 - Karma: 175,283
Not a big deal
13 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
On a beach. Basically just touched everything as much as I could and felt her tits. Then she took the d and Sometime later... I splooged.
13 years ago
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
shortly after my 15th birthday. banged my gf (at the time) doggy over her bed and still kept my shirt on. it was noon, and her grandparents were downstairs
13 years ago
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
in the back of her car haha i got head and the bitch swallowed like a champ!
13 years ago
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
haven't yet :( but first time doing anything was when i was hanging out with a girl in my friends basement. Also, quoted from the girl after we were done. I said, "Now what?" and then she said, "Well there's my asshole but that would be weird." I stood up and walked out after that
13 years ago
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
I was at this tennis camp and I lied and told this girl I'de had sex and was experienced because she was older and wasn't a virgin and I was scured, so when we started hooking up I put my hand where I thought her vagina would be not knowing that it was actually chillin over next to the asshole. I don't know why but instead of just moving my hand lower and exploring for the mystical cave, I asked her "Where is your vagina?" lolz
13 years ago
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,556
It was splendid, got head and got to watch a good movie.
13 years ago
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
awesome
13 years ago
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
um what? you should have fucked her up the ass
13 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
Pee in her butt dude.
13 years ago
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I was 14 and we didn't have sex. She was talking about fingering her asshole.
I didn't want to do that lol.. although I would've fucked her in the ass.
13 years ago
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I take that back. Lol I would not have.
I was still a virgin and so was she.
13 years ago
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Just ask your mom
13 years ago
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
in a car... shit was tight
13 years ago
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

























awesome
13 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
well you have to lose it at some point. might as well be with ANAL!
13 years ago
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DIX~
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It was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started making out, and she took off my pants


But then I turned on the tv :(
13 years ago
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
Awesome, I was in my friends guest bedroom going at it. Getting into it losing clothing left and right, then I realized I forgot my condom....FUCK, had to slow things down from there. Was a god damn disappointment.
13 years ago
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
got naked, we fucked for 30 minutes, she blew me, i came, i left, went home, bragged to my friends about losing my virginity, snuck out with other female friend, hooked up with her, she blew me, then i went back home and bragged about that to my friends too.


good night.
13 years ago
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
was completely faded and dont remember the sex. gay as fuck
13 years ago
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
Winning +k
13 years ago
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Turner.
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 11,916
Dude same!

But that was about the time she walked away from me :(

Nobody likes you when you're 23, it sucks
13 years ago
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
it hasn't happened :(
13 years ago
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MADDECENT
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and then I was all like... Whoa, boobs
13 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I still don't quite understand how to properly work a bra. Sometimes it's in front, sometimes in back, and I can never guess right.
13 years ago
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
can't tell if "shit was tight" is supposed to mean it was cool or literally she was tight like an 7th grader...
13 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
How would..... you... um....

You know what, I don't even want to know.
13 years ago
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DR.SHRED
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13 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,891
ahahahah
13 years ago
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=M=
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i was too drunk to operate her belt,
good thing she wasn't
13 years ago
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Static
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this is fuckin hilarious
13 years ago
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sirschralpalot.
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We were both kinda hammered and for some reason the most logical thing to do at the time was to start going at it in a bathtub. I had to contort myself into positions I could undoubtedly not do unless I was a half-drunk, poon craving lunatic like I was at the time.
13 years ago
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I was chubby and awkward and she was just awkward. We were at this house party thing and I totally blew off a bunch of skier friends to get it in. It worked but I still think it might have been the most awkard four minutes of my life.
*ahem*
Dear Humps, If you're reading this I would like to say that the night I blew off you, Spencer, Roley, and that snowboarder who matters marginally less at the ponderosa was so that I could get my pre pubescent penis wet.
I am so sorry.
13 years ago
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
Not my complete first time, but I still wasn't very good with the ladies at the time. I stood up, and for a complete lack of having any idea of what to say I said "welp, thank you for your time," and went back to the party. The fact that I said that is still reason for my friends to make fun of me... almost 6 years later.
13 years ago
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SconnieShredder
Posts: 34 - Karma: 13
She threw up all over my futon and favorite shirt.
13 years ago
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
hahahahaha
13 years ago
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