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Kid continues to mess with my car

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DaveJ
Posts: 315 - Karma: 1,096
My friend continues to explode creamers on my car and seran wrap it. It's getting very old what should I do to his car to make him stop.
Dec 2 2012 8:20PM
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ConnorD
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Dec 2 2012 11:40PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
-"Borrow" his license plates, rack up some toll roads
-cup of water in gas tank will make it run like shit
-deflate tires
-rig up a paintball gun to shoot when the drivers door gets opened.(could be done soo easily and would be priceless)
-remove wheel. put a few washers on 2 or 3 of the lug bolts then put the now off balance wheel back on.
-remove balancing lead weight on inside of rim
-tie a can of pennies under his car
-tape some thumb tacks under his door handle
-if its cold enough, coat his car with a slushy/snowy mix
-unhook battery before he has somewhere to be.

idk just keep doing little anoying things till he stops
Dec 3 2012 12:18AM
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tBatt
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Dec 3 2012 12:31AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130

put airsoft bbs in his valve stem caps so it slowly leaks

put a sex doll on the passanger seat.

go to your local sporting goods store and buy doe piss or some kind of animal piss scent and dump in in his car or down his vents

rub your balls on his steering wheel

Dec 3 2012 12:36AM
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OG_lock
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,615
if he's trashing your shit he's not your friend. I am gonna guess he doesn't have his own car for you to trash since he is probably a poor cunt/his parents don't work hard.

plant marihuwanna on him and call the cops....its the only way
Dec 3 2012 4:09AM
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Parrish
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Dec 3 2012 4:26AM
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Dec 3 2012 8:48AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
^^ Epic cat gifs. Jumps the gap from ladder to roof and floor to camera in ..... MEGA MOOOOO
Dec 3 2012 9:16AM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Plant weed in his car, call the cops and see what happens, an I guess you could do that with any other drug too
Dec 3 2012 10:13AM
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accualyisdolan
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Yeah honks his car every time he brakes that's perfect
Dec 3 2012 10:13AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
If its gonna rain cover the car and all the vents with flour. Don't be a pussy, use like 20 pounds. Ideally the whole car will be covered in a crappy, gunky mess which is impossible to clean. Also when he turns the A/C on flour will blow out.
Dec 3 2012 10:28AM
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Kekambas.
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It utilizes saran wrap, i see no other option.
Dec 3 2012 10:41AM
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128368798788
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take out the valve core from his tires or just slash them. Then the car has to be towed unless you've got 4 donuts hanging around. If you have a pair of tweezers, removing a valve core is beyond easy. youtube it

just realize he's fucked his tires after this so....
Dec 3 2012 11:30AM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
...you feelin ok there champ?

this thread is fucking hilarious by the way
Dec 3 2012 12:08PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
>collect the pieces of paper from 3-hole punchers at school/work
>pour them in vents using funnel
>when he turns the heater/air on they will blow all over his car..he will be cleaning those out for months
Dec 3 2012 12:15PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,279
Louisiana leftover



A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.

That's what you should do.
Dec 3 2012 12:15PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Snap is girlfriend in half. She weighs near 18 pounds.
Dec 3 2012 3:35PM
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snowisawesome
Posts: 447 - Karma: 76
These are all stupid.  If you fuck with his shit there's a good chance you get shat on my cops or he amps up the shit he's doing to your car.  Either way it's a losing situation.  I'd go up to him and tell him to stop fucking with your car.  If he says something smart deck him in the face.  If he says "ok" but proceeds to continue I'd find him and beat his ass.  That will stop the shit he's pulling.  If your not big enough to beat his ass then do any of the above comments and hope it works.
Dec 3 2012 4:07PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
so is your hat
Dec 3 2012 4:08PM
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Finkle
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That my friend was the sickest shit I have heard in months. And for that I congratulate you.


But OP I have dealt with this before with guys at work. Harmless but effective is the way to go.

- Tie a box to a string and tie the string to the hook under his car. then hide the box under his car.  Guaranteed to get pulled over. Seen it.

- Go to you're local supermarket and buy some fresh fish. Put it in a garbage bag and hide it under the passenger seat or any good hiding location.

- Go to you're local pet store and buy 100 or more live crickets, dump them in, it will take forever for him to find them all, and the chirping will get ridiculous.

- Bacon fat on the windshield wipers.

- Run a for sale add for his car in your local paper and craigslist. Make the car cheap so you he gets a lot of calls.

- If his car is light, get a bunch of your friends and pick the car up and put it sideways in a parking spot.

- I heard this one about buying a watermelon, cutting it in fours, then jacking up each tire and lowering the tires onto the slices of watermelon. Supposedly your tires just slide, and you have to get out and jack the car up and reverse the process.

Dec 3 2012 4:20PM
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Zimmerman
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Give his car the ol' Hot Carl.
Dec 3 2012 4:21PM
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EvanMeyer
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Thatd definitely piss me off enough to stop messing with someone lol
Dec 3 2012 4:39PM
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Darth.Maul
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My friend put a dead squirrel in another friend's car so we cooked the squirrel fur and all and put it on his dashboard. The stench of burnt hair lingered for months inside.

Tie about 10 zip ties to his driveline. They click everytime they hit something and are so annoying.

Mess with his alignment. (Could be dangerous to him)

Dump 10 boxes of nails around his car so he has to pick them all up before leaving so he doesn't get flat tires.


Dec 3 2012 4:40PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Chain his axle to something.
Dec 3 2012 5:37PM
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lbuitendam
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do the same he did only 10 times worse
Dec 3 2012 5:44PM
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doGelyst
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ahaha giant axe. Good shit.
Dec 3 2012 5:52PM
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
crack eggs under his seat or saran wrap his car underneath and over the top before school so hes late
Dec 3 2012 5:55PM
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pussy_puncher
Posts: 194 - Karma: 69
When he is sleeping jack his car up, take his tires off. Lower the car back down on to his parents once you have raped and killed them.
Dec 3 2012 6:08PM
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kozy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
i buried a friends car in snow one time for payback. depending on how mad you get at him pull out his oil drain plug and put in a pice of wax.his car will run fine until it heats up and melts the wax then his oil will drain.
Dec 3 2012 6:23PM
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gravel
Posts: 5479 - Karma: 41,495
do what they did from the movie speed except he has to go a minimum of 70 miles per hour and you blow it up anyway.
Dec 11 2012 11:05PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
gallon of milk in his spare tire well
cold cuts under the back seat
unscrew his gas cap every time u see his car, it throws the engine code
if its a truck or rear wheel drive car get a huge zip strip and put it around the drive shaft and leave the end hanging. it will make a ticking noise that will take hours to find
limburger on the engine block(if you want him to never be able to drive his car again) the smell

Dec 11 2012 11:23PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
This isn't a a prank. This is how you seize someones block.
Dec 11 2012 11:26PM
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