So every morning at 7 fuckin a.m., I wake up to the disgusting and vile sound of my sister hawking loogies and spitting/clearing her throat, whatever you wanna call it. She smokes like a chimney, and has horrible lungs because of it. This is not a legitimate medical issue, this is something idiotic that she has brought upon herself.
It goes on for about 5 minutes straight, at which point I'm wide awake, grossed out, and annoyed.
Now then, on the weekends, she likes to sleep in till noon. NOT ANY FUCKING MORE. I've decided that until she stops doing her gross routine, I'll make sure I wake her hungover ass up at 8 a.m. every day that she tries to sleep in.
I need ideas for annoying noises to blast in her direction when I wake up, whether it's a great audio clip of somebody else hawking loogies, or horses naying, or whatever you can come up with. GIVE ME YOUR BEST, MOST ANNOYING SOUNDS AND IDEAS
TL;DR - sister wakes me up every morning by spitting in sink and being gross, how can I annoy the shit out of her and wake her up to get revenge?