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Oral sex?

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MathClassStiffy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 196
I was wondering...
Guys: do you like eating girls out?
Girls: do you like being eaten out?
and pm me i need some advice ill tell you on what when you pm me
Nov 28 2012 8:09PM
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Sno.
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attention whore cock block!
Nov 29 2012 12:38AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51320 - Karma: 158,265
I don't know if I love it but I sure do find it interesting.


There's like 12 layers of WUT and if you peal them away the mother fucking earth will explode.

Carry on

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Nov 29 2012 12:39AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

and it appears a new contender has emerged...

Nov 29 2012 12:41AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Come here and give me a hug I am sorry for the homophobic overtones in my post I apologize.

Just do your thing. Sorry for the misunderstandings.



(I was just attempting to hate on the girls who don't like to fool around in the morning and insinuating that they are generally the ones who are tit for tat when it comes to oral sex.)

PS- No I don't verbally ask for BJs its the best way to not get one and have the girl say something dumb like you haven't earned it.
Nov 29 2012 12:46AM
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Sno.
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This is just such a bizarre conclusion to begin with, that your follow up of "FACT"  makes it impossible to take you seriously.
Nov 29 2012 12:50AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
thanks, no worries, it's cool/important to be able to talk about this stuff without feeling like you are going to say something wrong, so I'm sorry if I attacked you unfairly past the point of confrontation of ideas.

fight the fight for mutal sex!
Nov 29 2012 12:53AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
The irony is ironic.
Nov 29 2012 1:01AM
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TijmenDal
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If I girl is fresh and into it I like going down on a girl. Even if it's only because she'll be in debt and have to give you BJ's to make up for it
Nov 29 2012 1:03AM
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Gknow
Posts: 627 - Karma: 358
Truth, saw the whole thing beginning to end
Nov 29 2012 1:04AM
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1337
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Oh fuck off
Nov 29 2012 1:07AM
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Spinoza
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FUCK. YEAH.
Nov 29 2012 1:12AM
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Sno.
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jesus it's a fucking joke. seinfeld, watch it, and chill out.
Nov 29 2012 1:21AM
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PeppermillReno
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OK- one more time.

There are certain girls out there who are complete hornballs at night and when they have had a few beverages. BUT the following morning you can forget about getting anything even a cuddle or a kiss let alone another round of doing the biz. (A decent amount of women are like this and its a legit beef it makes me feel rotten when I can't have a morning romp especially since I am not a jerk and gonna leave to go home or kick her out.)

Generally this type of lady who wants nothing to do with you in the morning is the same type to put up a stink about receiving oral sex. I don't mind giving it out I don't hook up with nasty girls so chances are if we are gonna do it I'll munch your box but I do lose interest in it after a few minutes it just doesn't taste that good and I'd rather do something else or suck titties. Some women are just like "keep going" and sort of take advantage of me being willing to do it in the first place.

Look if a girl hits me up for a booty call and uses me for sex I am not being a jerk the following morning when I say 'yo wtf I wanna go again' or am I? I basically feel used in that position.
Nov 29 2012 1:21AM
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Jeebus.
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Did you atleast laugh at it? Cause no one else did.
Nov 29 2012 1:25AM
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Sno.
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ok

Nov 29 2012 1:27AM
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Sno.
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that's because you didn't get the reference. My husband did--- who was also on NS and when I told him to check the thread- he laughed. So if you don't get it, just move on for christ sakes.
Nov 29 2012 1:28AM
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Spinoza
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YES! i was totally hoping you were making a seinfeld reference there haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nduf8_iCTOs @ stupid people born after the 80's, get learned
Nov 29 2012 1:31AM
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Jeebus.
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Easy does it sweet cheeks! its that easy to get under your skin?
Nov 29 2012 1:31AM
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Sno.
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sometimes posts aren't meant for everyone...but here you go...

Nov 29 2012 1:31AM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
love eating pussy
yes girls like to be eaten out
love getting head as well
whatever your question is..just do it; unless her pussy is gross
Nov 29 2012 1:51AM
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Jane6
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Haha I like how you always try to make me look like an attention whore on this site. Anyways, dont want this thread to turn into a shitshow, so whatever.
Nov 29 2012 4:07AM
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987321654hgfd
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x infinity
Nov 29 2012 7:50AM
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Sno.
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false

Nov 29 2012 12:29PM
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qbehr
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fuckin i love eating pussy, favorite meal of the day, people say "oh well i wont do it if she has a nasty pussy" YO LESSON ONE NASTY PUSSY=NASTY GIRLS. dont chose nasty girls
Nov 29 2012 12:31PM
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Dragonite.
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Noted.
Nov 29 2012 12:32PM
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squashmosh
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Honestly I don't get the whole "nasty pussy" thing. I mean if a girl is nasty and doesn't shower it's not just her pussy that's going to be unattractive.

Otherwise I see it as a non-issue. Yeah if a girls walking around all day and whatever it might get a little damp/pungent down there, but it's no grosser than what our dick/balls probably smells tastes like at the end of the day.

I think it's kind of like cheeses with pussy. You expect it to stink...no pussy doesn't have an odor...it's part of the enjoyment for me...love the taste it...its dirty and turns me into an animal...just something about it.
Nov 29 2012 12:35PM
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MLB
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The biggest keys...... Find the clit, and ask the bitch to give you direction. Faster, slower, harder, softer. Lick that little fucker like your gonna lick the back of a postage stamp to start, and work your way from there.
Nov 29 2012 12:41PM
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YoungDaysMedia
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Am i doing it right?

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Nov 29 2012 12:59PM
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ALaw
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love that shit. makes the girls go wild
Nov 29 2012 1:15PM
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Puns
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I would add generally be slow and maybe not go for the clit right away. Be patient and as you go along then add more pressure, but always use a steady rhythm. If you use fingers, same thing, and use pressure on the... ceiling? Anyways yeah. At the end let them work themselves against you and just hold steady for them to press against. At least, this is what I've found/been told but it is also important to note that everyone likes different things.
Nov 29 2012 1:25PM
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Heart
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I've heard the same thing from multiple chicks about being eaten out. havent heard a single chick say they enjoy giving head though.
Nov 29 2012 1:27PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
After a while of straight licking put your fingers in while licking...after a while of doing that put one in the butt.

Slowly ascend to the trifecta of female pleasure.
Nov 29 2012 1:32PM
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987321654hgfd
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Now the real question here is who lets their tongue slip a little lower every now and then?
Nov 29 2012 3:08PM
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.frenchy
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Nov 29 2012 3:12PM
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taylornicky
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I would have to disagree. I'm in for the surprise, and I'd rather have the guy surprise me instead of me directing him.
Nov 29 2012 3:55PM
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taylornicky
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Yeah, that whyi was surprised earlier in the thread when one of you guys said he hasn't found a girl who doesn't enjoy giving head... Everybody I've talked to about it says it's gross and cum tastes absolutely nasty. I'd disagree. I enjoy it quite a bit, and cum is only natural, so it doesn't taste gross. Bitches need to learn to love it....it really is something to like.
Nov 29 2012 3:58PM
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washparkdub
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truth
Nov 29 2012 4:00PM
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Anti_Steeze
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i dont have a problem with it, i wouldnt say that Ive done it with every girl though...
Nov 29 2012 4:18PM
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squashmosh
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That's when cunnilingus becomes the new aerials.
Nov 29 2012 4:21PM
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Mr.Panda
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If she has showered recently then yes.
Nov 29 2012 4:24PM
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MADDECENT
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This is the first line i have ever considered sigging.

+K sir
Nov 29 2012 6:12PM
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Dirty_Bit
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And by this you mean letting your tongue tickle the backdoor?
Nov 29 2012 6:17PM
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Bill.Nye
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Love it.
Nov 29 2012 6:18PM
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MADDECENT
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But for serious, I wouldn't say I enjoy it all too much. Necessary stepping stone/I love getting head, cant be selfish forever.
Nov 29 2012 6:21PM
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987321654hgfd
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Yes, yes I do.
Nov 29 2012 6:22PM
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Dirty_Bit
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that right there makes the ladies go wild mane
Nov 29 2012 6:23PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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Nov 29 2012 6:23PM
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CottonPuff
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Sitting in the second row in class (have to sit in the first 2 rows to bring a computer) and I just completely lost it to this picture. 10/10
Nov 29 2012 7:56PM
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MathClassStiffy
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I am acomplished on NS now

i made a semi successful thread
Nov 29 2012 8:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i have a freakishly long tongue and absolutely love muff diving. always gotta subtly do the finger test first before going down though to make sure that shit's alright though before diving in. let's be real, sometimes things aren't in tip top shape after a long day....doesn't mean she's nasty/dirty...things can't always smell like you just hopped out of the shower.
Nov 29 2012 9:51PM
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