Vagina VS Beer

Beer Vs Vagina (it All Comes Down To This)

1)
Beer Is Always Wet. Vagina Needs A Little Work.
Point - Beer

2)
Warm Beer Tastes Awful.
Point - Vagina

3)
A Really Cold Beer Is Satisfying.
Point - Beer

4)
If After Taking A Swig Of Your Favorite Beer You Find A Hair
Between Your Teeth, You May Vomit.
Point - Vagina

5)
If You Come Home Reeking Of Beer Your Wife May Get Mad, Make A
Scene, Kick You Out, Etc. If You Come Home Reeking Of Vagina Your Wife
May Get Mad, Kick You Out, And Leave You. There's Definitely A Point To Be Had
Here But It Depends On Your Personal View And Circumstances. We'll
Call It A Draw.

6)
Ten Beers In One Night And You Can't Drive Home. Ten Vaginas In One
Night And You Don't Want To Drive Anywhere.
Point - Vagina

7)
If You Have A Lot Of Beer In A Public Place, Your Reputation May Suffer.
If You Eat Pussy In A Public Place, You Become A Legend.
Point - Vagina

8)
If A Cop Stops You And You Smell Of Beer You May Get Arrested.
If A Cop Stops You And You Smell Of Pussy He May Buy You A Beer.
Point - Vagina

9)
You Normally Don't Find Old Beer.
Point - Beer

10)
Too Much Beer And You'll Think You See Flying Saucers. Too Much
Vagina And You'll Think You've Seen God.
Point - Vagina

11)
Ripping Off A Beer Label Is Boring. Ripping Off Panties Is Fun.
Point - Vagina

12)
In Most Countries There's A Tax On Beer.
Point - Vagina

13)
If You Have Another Beer The First One Never Gets Pissed Off.
Point - Beer

14)
You Can Always Be Sure If You're The First One To Open A Beer.
Point - Beer

15)
If You Shake Beer It'll Get All Agitated But It Eventually It Settles
Down.
Point - Beer

16)
With Beer You Always Have Choice.
Point - Beer

17)
You Always Know How Much Beer Is Going To Cost.
Point - Beer

18)
Beer Doesn't Have A Mother.
Point - Beer

19)
Beer Never Expects To Be Hugged For Half An Hour After You've Drank It.
Point- Beer.

20)
Beer Is Good At Any Time Of The Month.
Point - Beer

21)
With Beer Bigger Is Always Better.
Point - Beer

22)
Beer Will Always Guarntee Good Head.
Point - Beer

23)
If You Crack A Beer And It Foams, Its Nothing To Worry About.
If You Take Off Panties And It Foams...run.
Point - Beer

24)
If You Drink Too Many Beers You May Get Sick. There Is Never Enough
Vagina.
Point - Vagina

25)
When Your Finished With A Beer You May Get A Refund Of 10 Cents. When
You Are Finished With A Vagina You Get Her Two Cents.
Point - Beer

26)
You Can Get Enough Pleasure In One Vagina That May Take A Case Of
Beers.
Point - Vagina

27)
To Share A Beer Is Ok. To Share A Vagina Is Not Cool.
Point - Beer

28)
If You Crack One Beer And Don't Finish It, It Won't Get Mad.
Point - Beer

29)
If You Sleep On A Case Of Beer It May Be Uncomfortable. If You Sleep On
A Vagina It May Feel Like Sleeping On A Cloud.
Point - Vagina

Final Score Beer 17 Vagina 11

Ps: If You Are A Woman And At This Point Feel Angry, Degraded Or
Discriminated, Just Remember That Beer Would Experience None
Of These Emotions, Let Alone Express Them. A Bonus Point For Beer!!