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NASA photo analyst: Bush wore a device during debate

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srwinnsuco
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FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES



NASA photo analyst: Bush wore a device during debate
Physicist says imaging techniques prove the president's bulge was not caused by wrinkled clothing.

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By Kevin Berger



Oct. 29, 2004 | George W. Bush tried to laugh off the bulge. 'I don't know what that is,' he said on 'Good Morning America' on Wednesday, referring to the infamous protrusion beneath his jacket during the presidential debates. 'I'm embarrassed to say it's a poorly tailored shirt.'

Dr. Robert M. Nelson, however, was not laughing. He knew the president was not telling the truth. And Nelson is neither conspiracy theorist nor midnight blogger. He's a senior research scientist for NASA and for Caltech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and an international authority on image analysis. Currently he's engrossed in analyzing digital photos of Saturn's moon Titan, determining its shape, whether it contains craters or canyons.

CHeck out the below link for more info

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net


OH YEAH AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!
Oct 29 2004 3:39PM
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wuestinator
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for being the leader of our country, THATS A BIG ASS TRANSMITTER!
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Oct 29 2004 3:40PM
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T.L.
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thats his reptilian spine leave him alone

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Oct 29 2004 3:41PM
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J.D.
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Damn NASA liberals... we can't trust the smart people!

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Oct 29 2004 3:42PM
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Raoul_Duke
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lol, he stole it from the cia junk drawer. I hope he promptly fired his advisor team on the other end after the debates.


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Oct 29 2004 3:44PM
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J.D.
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^No kidding... if he was cheating, then he really sucks at it.

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Oct 29 2004 3:46PM
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Scoot
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If he really wore that, don't you think it would have been brought forth by now...get real.


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Oct 29 2004 3:46PM
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skiierman
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Bush has to one-up Kerry on everything... Kerry uses a notecard and Bush comes back with a 2 ft. transmitter strapped to his back... damn you BUSH!



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Oct 29 2004 3:48PM
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nothanks
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could be a crease, but who knows, at first i thought it was a joke, from the title..then i looked haha...or he has a bulging spine


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Oct 29 2004 3:50PM
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Sharpy
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yeah, honestly, if he cheated, he needs to learn how to cheat better
Oct 29 2004 3:51PM
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nothanks
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emboss feature, check it out in photoshops filters...


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Oct 29 2004 3:51PM
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J.D.
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Man, see? Kerry is oldschool. The notepad vs. the transmitter... all that CIA junk just confuses the issue. Back to basics, man... only way to go.

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Oct 29 2004 3:52PM
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Raoul_Duke
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^ yes the cheat sheet is tried and true. Maybe Bush was stashing an mp3 player to pass the time. I wonder what we jams to?
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Oct 29 2004 4:03PM
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J.D.
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I'd put my money on Outkast...

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Oct 29 2004 4:04PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Not that I want to argue on the side of conservatives, but in all probability, the line is probably from a bulletproof vest under his jacket.
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Oct 29 2004 4:05PM
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eastAR5
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probably g unit





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Oct 29 2004 4:07PM
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Raoul_Duke
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haha jd good call. maybe kid rock too


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Oct 29 2004 4:09PM
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J.D.
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^Heh...I kinda doubt anybody got it, though.

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Oct 29 2004 4:18PM
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ahhh...sorry but I am ready to believe this. He's as articulate as my 6 year old sister (she doesn't speak English at all...Bush doesn't either)




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Oct 29 2004 4:23PM
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srwinnsuco
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wooo funny thread
Oct 29 2004 4:28PM
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mckeeman
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why doesnt someone put a bullet in bush's head? then we dont need to talk about him anymore...hes fucked the world up enough, and now bin laden is still alive and well...


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Oct 29 2004 4:39PM
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llama
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i thought you meant bush wore in a strap on....
Oct 29 2004 4:42PM
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cheater. wow i hate myself for one word posts. wait..its not one word anymore...

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Oct 29 2004 4:42PM
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B-Wald
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haha. i thought the Outkast joke was funny just because it'd be hilarious to see Bush rockin' out to 'Rosa Parks'. but then i thought about it a while. pretty clever j.d...pretty clever.
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Oct 29 2004 4:44PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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^clever indeed...

At this point, I hardly care whether r not either canidate cheated during a debate, there are real issues at hand, and although the president being immature and stupid enough to wear a wire during a debate, I wouldn't not vote for him just for that.

honestly, I hate kerry as much, if not more, than I hate bush, but as of yet I have found no good reason to vote for bush, so I'm not going to.
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Oct 29 2004 5:03PM
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GVAR510
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yea, pretty good....anyway, thats so dumb, a tranmitter, seriously?



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Oct 29 2004 5:35PM
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Capurnicus
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That is very clear, he was definitely using a transmitter. You'd think that he'd put it someewhere else...

Anyways this is very evident.

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Oct 29 2004 5:39PM
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Melvs
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Oct 29 2004 5:47PM
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GVAR510
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they prob. made that pick, they didnt take it...well even if they did take it, i still dont believe it, it could have been a number of other things....its so dumb anyway.....



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Oct 29 2004 6:08PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
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I think if he was going to wear a transmitter, it wouldn't be some massie amount of cables on his back. They make earpiece?transmitters that would fit everything right in his ear. I think a president would have access to that technology.



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Oct 29 2004 6:10PM
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^I tink ve vent to da moon



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Oct 29 2004 6:10PM
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Oct 29 2004 6:14PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Outkast --> out cast. Hah, I got it.

You have to wonder. Well I'm sure all the stunning intellects on the other end did a fine job, it was probably just Bush's selective hearing that stuck him in the end. He could only catch the slighter phrases and the ones he rehearsed for 12 hours prior.
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Oct 29 2004 6:16PM
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Oct 29 2004 7:45PM
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SimonFiller
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looks like a fly swatter to me
Oct 29 2004 7:51PM
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J.D.
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''Outkast --> out cast. Hah, I got it. '' Haha, actually you didn't, but I hadn't thought of that... this is what I meant.

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Oct 29 2004 7:52PM
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I got it the first time but now it's not funny because jokes are never quite as funny after you explain them. Oh well...



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Oct 29 2004 7:55PM
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J.D.
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I realize now. It was overly confusing. I'm sorry. I don't even listen to Outkast...

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Oct 29 2004 7:59PM
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Pipe_Munky
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wow big fucking deal! so what if he cheated? kerry had cue cards going into it so im gonna say that both acts of cheating rule each other out and it was even!

fuck you liberal pieces of shit!




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Oct 29 2004 8:07PM
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Raoul_Duke
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somone needs a hug


'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
Oct 29 2004 8:08PM
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*ELLA*
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JD i just thought it was clever, id on't listen to outkast either, but yea once you explain them.... howevre the kid who said out cast, made it that much funnier
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Oct 29 2004 8:22PM
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three60mute
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wow, benditto that's a really credible source you've got there too, a liberal anti-bush website
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Oct 29 2004 8:55PM
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Melvs
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kerry had note cards according to Drudge. I never saw it on Fox, and I never heard Bush say anything about it. THEREFORE, I know it's NOT true. I've seen the video, but it simply isn't true considering Bush could've ended teh election by explooiting it.
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Oct 29 2004 9:01PM
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Capurnicus
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How did they get the spaceship in his back?

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Oct 29 2004 9:07PM
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pajibber
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That is way too big to be a transmitter. FDR could probally have found a smaller set up then that. If you think that the president would go on stage with something that large sticking off his back then you are foolish. You could overthrow a small country with a pack that large.

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Oct 29 2004 9:12PM
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SimonFiller
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very true...now the units are made to fit in your ear canal out of sight. the receiver/transmitter all in that one little unit.

my guess is that they wouldnt be using a transmitter the size of a laptop and shoved it down his back. you can tell someone photoshopped in those highlights to make it stand out more.

and yes, kerry did have cue cards.
Oct 29 2004 9:37PM
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Raoul_Duke
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its not a trasmitter, its a fucking mini golf putter


'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
Oct 29 2004 9:41PM
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SimonFiller
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kerry has proven to me 100% that he is committed to the team.
Oct 29 2004 9:41PM
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www.isbushwired.com


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Oct 29 2004 11:10PM
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Pipe_munky: dont you realize that when you make a dumbass remark at the end of your post such as 'fuck you liberal pieces of shit' that makes any point that you made void because you resorted to a dumb insult that requires no intelligence to make? Think about it next time.
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Oct 30 2004 11:57AM
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Given its source i don't even have to read this post i believe it.
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