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Just got friend zoned.

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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
I'm still in shock. Apparently did nothing wrong, but still... What the he'll...


Sorry for the post, but I at least need to vent somehow...
Nov 18 2012 11:39PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
You were too nice.
Nov 19 2012 2:46AM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
annnnnd i lost, best post in this thread
Nov 19 2012 2:49AM
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
rhetorical question but thanks bro
Nov 19 2012 2:57AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Ya, most women don't want to feel like sluts and will tease 2-3 dudes for every 1 dude they let fuck them.

(But they want the attention of all 4...and none of the 4 might be BF material to them either just because you bang a girl doesn't mean she is yours and will return your calls/texts going forward.)

For every 10 dudes they go on dates with and lead on one might become their BF. With 2-3 hitting that pussy. And 7 or 8 whining about being friend zoned.

Nov 19 2012 3:03AM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
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Nov 19 2012 4:12AM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
is this a shot to the male population who has to deal with being friendzoned by your kind?
Nov 19 2012 5:52AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
I know the feeling. It sucks so much especially if you like the person to the point that you dont want in her pants... Happened to me a month ago kind of. Now shes dating some assholr kid, and I havent talked to her since but I still like her..
Nov 19 2012 6:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Well she wants to be friends. Tell her if you can have dat ass, she's gotta split.
Nov 19 2012 7:57AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
join the club, man, population: almost all of us at one point or another.

it sucks right now, but time cures all things.
Nov 19 2012 8:22AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
I think I just got friendzoned. Sucks hard bro
Nov 19 2012 10:25AM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
been fucking there man, actually the same exact thing happened to me last week haha. I started hanging out with this girl maybe four or five weeks ago, and things were going well, so I asked her out like 3 weeks ago and she said yes (very enthusiastically). things went well for the next two weeks, no fighting, drama, etc. Next thing I know, last wednesday on the way to the ski shop with my buddy, she called me and was just like "I don't really want a boyfriend right now, you're a great guy, I still want to be friends..." all that normal bullshit, and her reasoning for breaking up was that she didn't like me more than a friend or something. If that was the case, then why say yes to go out? I dunno man, girls are tricky creatures to understand sometimes haha, but the good thing is that there is always someone better
Nov 19 2012 10:33AM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569

ALWAYS REMEMBER:

If you wanna get the chick, do the helicopter dick

Nov 19 2012 11:29AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Is your name Isaiah?
Nov 19 2012 11:44AM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
hahahaha ++++k.

and also I recently got friendzoned pretty hard too :/ I really liked the girl too.

Nov 19 2012 12:59PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Blows. Sorry man .
Nov 19 2012 1:01PM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
it's a shot to the 800th "woe-is-me. Not every girl I meet wants my dick" thread.
Nov 19 2012 2:23PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
Wouldn't you rather find out now instead of wasting your time? The relationship would have been fine for a while, but then it would have declined.
Nov 19 2012 2:26PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Be alpha as fuck, pee in her dads butt, then you win, she will immediately hop on your ramrod
Nov 19 2012 2:36PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
I laughed. I find this refreshing haha.
Nov 19 2012 3:20PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Haha it's not that bad dude
Nov 19 2012 4:14PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
sucks to be you, she just didn't want you to put nose press her box dude
Nov 19 2012 4:16PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
here we go again, another girl finds a guy unattractive, can't come out and say "i find you unattractive," so instead she tells him she just wants to be friends, and the guy doesn't get it.
Nov 19 2012 4:21PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Highschool.
Nov 19 2012 4:30PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
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Nov 19 2012 4:31PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
Same dude, shit sucks
Nov 19 2012 4:34PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
haha yup
Nov 19 2012 7:05PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
means
Bitches aint nothin but hoes n tricks
Nov 19 2012 8:08PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
nothing makes a girl more furiously mad then a boy not giving her the time of day, i am NOT saying be an asshole but lay off and do your own thing and let her do hers, and if things go right you will hop out of the friend zone
Nov 19 2012 8:31PM
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GirthBrooks
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pic of said rock

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Nov 19 2012 9:11PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
well thats rather creepy
Nov 19 2012 10:32PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
idk why i lost so hard at that
Nov 19 2012 10:57PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
so i break up with my gf
while we're broken up a guy who is forever friendzoned tries as hard as he can to get with her
and it doens't work
i come back and get together with my gf a month or two later. boom it's dope right
well i ask about this.

he's too nice

therefore you must be a douche. nice guys never win this game, after she is on your dick, then you show her your nice sensitive side and will never have to be a douche again. it's just a facade a nice guy can play to get a super hot chill gal

boom i win
follow this simple advice and you shall win too. good luck tool, might wanna throw this tip in ur toolbag


TOOL
Nov 19 2012 11:07PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
see i never make these threads.



because every girl wants my dick.



but check out my up-and-coming thread "how to construct a razor-wire fence to keep all these sluts off my goddamn property"



#fuckthepolice
Nov 19 2012 11:23PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
Andy Milonakis?
Nov 19 2012 11:24PM
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Lucas
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QBEHR
Nov 19 2012 11:30PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
0/10 would down rate again.
Nov 19 2012 11:33PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a winner!

Nov 19 2012 11:35PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Ye being a douche can work wonders. There was this girl who was trying to annoy me cause I wouldn't tell her who gave me a hickey. I say alright I'll play and just become a massive douchebag to her until she stops. I had a grand old time literally calling her a bitch, foiling her retarded plots, stealing her shit and just generally being a dick. A week later we fuck.
Nov 19 2012 11:38PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
http://media-titanium.cursecdn.com/attachments/42/719/634798639221257881.jpg

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hope feel better
Nov 20 2012 12:57AM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
theres your mistake
Nov 20 2012 2:04AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I remember my first experience with the friend zone...

When I was a wee lad, I made the mistake of starting to become attracted to my best friend. I asked her out and she said, "I don't think that's a good idea. I don't want to ruin our friendship." Guess what? I grabbed that bitch, said fuck it, and kissed her. To make a long story short...she slapped me in the face and said she didn't want to talk to me again. Fuck.























Naaahhhh just kidding. She's still my best friend, but now we live together and bang on the regz, yo. Friend zone BUSTED.
Nov 20 2012 2:19AM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
LUCAS MAH BOY WHERE YA BEEN we need to chat
Nov 20 2012 3:31AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
really? all the ladies in my town are obsessed with froyo.

then again, maybe she thought he was gay??
Nov 20 2012 3:55AM
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chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
it's time to buy a kitten
Nov 20 2012 9:33AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Solid suggestion.
Nov 20 2012 10:19AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
More pussy is the answer to no pussy
Nov 20 2012 10:37AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
your dick thinks you look so much like a girl and the fact that you always touch but never kiss it probably thinks it has been friendzoned by you

that doesnt make sense, i know
Nov 20 2012 11:59AM
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brosephstalin
Posts: 429 - Karma: 8
hahahahah i remember when i was in preschool lmao
Nov 20 2012 12:10PM
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