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Eastcoastskier95
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I have to sculpt an art project from clay tomarrow and have no idea what to do so i wanted to ask you guys for ideas
Nov 15 2012 6:43PM
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Ahmadinejad
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sculpture of a naked chick
Nov 15 2012 6:45PM
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disastertourism
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1. Put a canvas on the wall
2. Throw clay as hard as you can at the canvas.
3. Write a page of bullshit about what it 'represents'
4. Get an A
Nov 15 2012 6:53PM
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WPoch
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your dick
Nov 15 2012 6:55PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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1 more thing its.gotta be figurative
Nov 15 2012 7:30PM
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Skittle.
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a penis, obviously. a figurative penis.
Nov 15 2012 7:31PM
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trettzilla
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i made a dave matthews band fire dancer today. just real quick because i finished early. its not really a sculpture i just cut it out of a clay slab. i still think its pretty cool though
Nov 15 2012 8:13PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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Haha great idea
Nov 15 2012 8:18PM
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Mr.Sloth
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A penis leaking urine into an anus.


You're welcome.
Nov 15 2012 8:20PM
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theabortionator
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Make a sculpture of chads gap, if you don't get the air bubbles out and it explodes in the kiln just tell your teacher it was a metaphor for ski patrol blowing up the gap.

Then you win.


Easy
Nov 15 2012 8:22PM
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HWW
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The fact is has to be figurative just makes it dirty, how do they expect you to be creative?

Make a brick.
Nov 15 2012 8:25PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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that would actually be kinda sick
Nov 15 2012 8:25PM
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_TK_
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I took clay in highschool and did a sculpture head of Notorious BIG turned out wicked. Also did the likes of a hand, tea pot, vase ect. Choose something that is interesting or has value to you!
Nov 15 2012 8:27PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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I kinda wanted to do something about skiing
Nov 15 2012 8:30PM
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theabortionator
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I'll give you 30 internet points if you use my idea, and intentionally put in some air bubbles and blow it up along with other products.

Must have pictures for evidence and lols though
Nov 15 2012 8:31PM
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no_steeze
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sculpt a sculpture of yourself sculpting that exact sculpture and within the sculpture there will be a smaller version of you sculpting an even smaller sculpture. doesn't even matter if it's good but if you do it right your teacher will explode trying to put a grade on an infinite sequence
Nov 15 2012 8:32PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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I would do that but i want to make something sick to keep
Nov 15 2012 8:37PM
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