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ATTENTION POT SMOKERS WHO TRAVEL

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J_Wang
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ok so heres my problem, im here in jamaica with about a slice left over and i want to bring it home.
I wana know how i can smuggle this shit through security (TSA) with out getting caught. WHAT HAVE ANY OF YOU DONE WITH THIS SUBJECT. my baggage i have is my big ass camera bag what is a back pack, and my carry-on luggage (NO CHECKED BAGS) i dont know how to hide this shit from the X-rays machines or anything.


 I would love some tips on how to do so, like it aint that potent either. like you can not smell it if it was just sitting in my pocket and you were next to me.

WOULD LOVE ANY HELP ON THIS MATTER>>>>

K+ to who ever can help. Would prefer people with experience in this task  
Nov 15 2012 4:27PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
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Nov 15 2012 5:37PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
This. OP is either really dumb or more likely, trolling hard.
Nov 15 2012 5:42PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -564
Ur a moron. Forget about it twist it in a blunt.


10 years ago it would be strait to somehow bring it back on you.

But now...they have those crazy ass scaners where you hold up your hands and they can detect anything in your pocket. Guess what, it doesn't just fuck you if you want to bring a gun on the plane they'll see drugs. Even a girl putting shit up here pussy might not be enough this day in age.

Before those scanners I'd always pack my buds in my ski boots. I figured the thick ass plastic on the boot would show up more than a baggie and pipe inside it. But the new shit is no joke.

Please tell me u seriously wanted to smuggle a fuckin eight back from Jamaica thats fuckin pathetic I hope you try and get busted for being that dumb.
Nov 15 2012 5:53PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Hey fucktard op, have fun getting an international trafficking ticket. The fact that you would even consider risking something like that is incredibly stupid. Its a drug you fiendy 15 year old, just buy more when you get home.
Nov 15 2012 5:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
So overused today.
Nov 15 2012 5:56PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
If I had a nickel for every time you suggest sticking drugs up your ass hahaha..
Nov 15 2012 6:01PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
if you can't smoke an 8th in three days you obviously don't smoke as much as you think
Nov 15 2012 6:06PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i triple-dog-dare OP to try and smuggle that weed through customs.
Nov 15 2012 6:09PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
cover the sack in coke, shouldnt be hard do find. the coke make it so the dogs can smell the bud. reaserch it. its how they hid jews in WWII, it works for people, so it will work for the reefer
Nov 15 2012 6:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
I'll give you 50 of them right now if you boof em. Do it, you won't.
Nov 15 2012 6:10PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
the gauntlet has been thrown, OP no longer has a choice. Get the oil and lube that sphincter because that bud is going up your bum.
Nov 15 2012 6:11PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Just smoke it and hide it in your lungs, then when you get here unsmoke it.
Nov 15 2012 6:15PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
3g's=/=$60 if you pay that much your getting ripped the fuck off I dont care how dank it is.
Nov 15 2012 6:17PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
smart guy...^
Nov 15 2012 6:18PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
dick
Nov 15 2012 6:19PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
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Nov 15 2012 6:22PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
buy a rack of spices and dump out all the oregano and refill it with the pot
Nov 15 2012 8:41PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
YA DUN BOOFED
Nov 15 2012 8:45PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
3.75g or an eighth ounce has always been called a cut around me. idk if that's the same with other areas
Nov 15 2012 8:52PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vV_2sG2C1Ag" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 4:40-4:54, take a lesson from Beagle
Nov 15 2012 8:54PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
its always been called a slice
Nov 15 2012 8:58PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Jar of peanut butter. Scoop out the middle, put in your bag, put the middle butter back in microwave and you're good to go.

If you really don't want to get caught, heat up a metal stick with a jet lighter, and reseal the jar.
Nov 15 2012 9:01PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
haha this is a good one
Nov 15 2012 9:05PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
In Canada we call it an 1/8th. Never heard of 'slice' or 'cut' until today. Maybe I'm getting old and I'm not in with the new lingo or something.


You gusys should call an ounce a pizza or cake or something. No? Ok, I'll shut up now.
Nov 15 2012 9:06PM
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D3NZ3L
Posts: 556 - Karma: 37
Actually tho, Get super ripped and get on the plane. Soo much fun
Nov 15 2012 9:07PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
3.5 and yeah, it's not something new.

3.5 is an 8th of an ounce, onion, zip, pizza, z, 8 slices in a pizza pie. not that hard.
Nov 15 2012 9:07PM
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J_Wang
Posts: 690 - Karma: 327
3.5 has always been a slice, or an 8, or a slice of pizza
Nov 15 2012 9:13PM
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Tfinder
Posts: 189 - Karma: 112
Make some cookies. You can eat them as you walk through security
Nov 15 2012 9:23PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I always just say an "eighth" I can't keep up with this crazy lingo.
Nov 15 2012 9:57PM
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skiingsucks69
Posts: 43 - Karma: 19
assumed he was talking about 1/8 which is $60 round there parts. (MD)
Nov 15 2012 9:59PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i dont think its new, probably just lingo that doesnt go everywhere the same speed. just like different people have different names for pot in different places
Nov 15 2012 10:00PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
This, never heard of a slice. This is weed, not cake or pizza.
Nov 15 2012 10:09PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
If/when you get caught I hope your parents are super proud that you NEEDED to bring back $40 worth of weed. You fucking kidding me man? If TSA sees that your coming from Jamaica they will search every nook and cranny of your luggage. Be smart.

Is $40 worth of weed worth a very large number of years in the slammer?
Nov 15 2012 10:23PM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
Carry it on you pussy. If you're only 15 you can't get in too much trouble anyways.
It'll be a good story for the kids.
Nov 15 2012 10:46PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
lol 3grams in jamaica is probably like $10
Nov 15 2012 10:53PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Yea never heard slice either. only Eighth
Nov 16 2012 1:28AM
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soupysoups
Posts: 99 - Karma: 29
hahah
Nov 16 2012 2:12AM
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Skiingsnow
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 797
obvious troll is obvious, seriously, who the fuck risks international drug smuggling charges for 3 grams of fucking weed, thats just beyond retarded
Nov 16 2012 2:54AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
family trip? Put it deep in your sister's vagina.
Nov 16 2012 6:18AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Derp.

Did you know sometimes people use slang instead of saying

Hey bro, can you bring me an 8th of marijuana, actually make that 25 marijuanas and 2 pots.

No point in spelling something out when people know what you're talking about without having to.
Nov 16 2012 2:54PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
ya man! once they see hes from jamaica they will totally target him as a drug smuggler and search everything he has with the utmost scrutiny. and once they find the 3gs, i bet theyll throw his 15 year old ass in a max. security prison!
Nov 16 2012 3:16PM
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Freeskier874
Posts: 255 - Karma: 12
smoke it you idiot. the consequences of getting caught on an international flight are not worth 3 g's.
Nov 16 2012 3:54PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
Buy a cylinder of pringles chips, take out all the chips, eat a couple, put illegal item in the bottom and replace the chips on top, close the lid. viola! me and some kids on my hockey team did this when we smuggled tins across the boarder from u.s.a back to canada.
Nov 16 2012 3:58PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
You could duck tape it to the back of your nuts or bag it and put it in a shampoo bottle in your check bags.
Nov 16 2012 4:03PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Smart
Nov 16 2012 4:06PM
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Nieds
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,926
Seems like a solid plan. Haha
Nov 16 2012 4:08PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

The only times I've done it was when I was flying in the states and even then, I never had it on my person. I always put it in my checked luggage and it was a small amount....maybe 2 small j's worth. I dont know how you could go about it that way but I always put it in a compact in my makeup bag. Coming from Jamaica though I would say it's probably not worth it. Smoke it and enjoy your last day or so there.

Nov 16 2012 4:10PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Once I took an international flight and my sister realized the next day that she had about half a gram in a baggie in her pocket. She didn't want to throw it away so she flew back home with it in her pocket again a few days later.
Nov 16 2012 4:11PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
One of my professors is a big dude and he said he swallowed about a pound all in little baggies and flew across the atlantic with it in his gut then pooped it out when he got to the states.
Nov 16 2012 4:13PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
But I don't know seems pretty risky
Nov 16 2012 4:17PM
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