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Persusive Essay

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Blamparek
Posts: 72 - Karma: 19
Im sitting in english class and we are supposed to be looking for essay topics. I just want newschoolers to come up with some ideas for me.
Nov 14 2012 9:23AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
you should write a persuasive essay about how you suck at persuading people to do things for you. Source this thread. Seriously.
Nov 14 2012 9:27AM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
Seriously? That has got to be the easiest topic to BS an essay about. Instead of wasting the time to ask NS, you should have contemplated what the hell you are doing with your life.
Nov 14 2012 9:28AM
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Blamparek
Posts: 72 - Karma: 19
was hoping for some funny replies, but that backfired on me.
Nov 14 2012 9:35AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Take my idea and do it. If executed properly the teacher will find you a clever student and give you an "A-"
Nov 14 2012 9:40AM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
You're trying to be persuasive right now.
Nov 14 2012 4:55PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
man newschoolers should really start sharing each others essays for english classes, would make life easy.
Nov 14 2012 5:06PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
then we could all self learn, we would be like one big learned up brain!
Nov 14 2012 5:07PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
talk about how you're so smart that you should be allowed to graduate 6th grade early
Nov 14 2012 5:09PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
maybe if you had spelled persuasive correctly in the title
Nov 14 2012 5:17PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Talk about how great butt sex with miniature horses is. How the cock isn't miniature and feels so good filling up your entire asshole. That ultimate satisfaction you get when you finish him off with your mouth and get to taste that steaming sumptuous horse juice.

Roll with it.
Nov 14 2012 5:46PM
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