Back in my day, you had to choose between something like this (Which made you cool, but your foot would freeze off and you would die.)
and something like this (and people would assume that if someone farted, it was always you.)
and now you damn kids get a skate shoe that's insulated and waterproof? back in my day we had to huddle in the the school yard for survival. We burned down the play gym to stay alive and we did it in the name of looking cool and having wet feet.