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My school toilets...

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Mr.Sloth
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... Have really low water levels and every time I shit it splashes all over my ass.
Nov 5 2012 11:46AM
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theBearJew
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Drop some TP in there.... break the surface tension and no more splashing... just nice plopping.
Nov 5 2012 11:47AM
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Jeebus.
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solution: upper deckers
Nov 5 2012 11:47AM
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Anti_Panda
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Dry dock that shit. turn off the water, flush, the poo in a waterless bowl
Nov 5 2012 11:49AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Just Shit on the floor then
Nov 5 2012 11:55AM
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beezey
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Try being a and sitting down and realizing the seat is wet
Nov 5 2012 12:02PM
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ejm
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public bathrooms are my worste nightmare, so fucking disgusting
Nov 5 2012 12:03PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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It's alright. One of the toilets on my floor had a full garbage can dumped into it with trash spilling out into the two stalls next to it. Fucking drunk kids...
Nov 5 2012 12:04PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Damn good idea. Might try this next time.

 I was in a "redneck" bathroom. The rednecks in my school only visit two of the restrooms, and I try to avoid them. The shit was too urgent today, however, so I was forced to use it.

Nov 5 2012 12:09PM
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Spinoza
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How about when the automatic flush sensor goes off while you're still sitting there. Not only do you get sprayed like mad but it's fkn terrifying!
Nov 5 2012 12:11PM
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Mr.Sloth
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GOD DAMMIT

Thanks for reminding me. If you lean forward even a little bit to get some more pressure, they go off.

Nov 5 2012 12:14PM
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I.B
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I have litterally shit because of this. like i hadn't shit yet. And it went off and i shit. I never thought that could happen
Nov 5 2012 12:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 5 2012 12:22PM
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Spinoza
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bahahaha that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Nov 5 2012 12:25PM
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sklermang
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OP watch this video it's seriously awesome.

Nov 5 2012 12:44PM
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Peach.
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One time in the seventh grade I took the greenest fucking shit. Like oh man. You should have fucking scene that thing. It was great. So, middle school Peach is pretty fucking proud of this shit so I decided the best thing to do would be to just leave it for the next gent to behold.
Well, the next class all of my little friends are talking about this magical shit because this ridiculously fat kid (lets call him Gilbert) had been scene walking out of the bathroom minutes before the discovery of my green masterpiece. Anyways, this kid ended up getting massive amounts of shit for the poo. We all got called in to the councilors office and told to knock it off.
To this day everyone still believes Gilbert took that shit.

Nov 5 2012 1:43PM
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no_steeze
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my favorite part of living in a dorm is going into the bathroom and occasionally finding a massive/disgusting shit that someone has left in one of the toilets

there are some truly impressive specimens in there sometimes and they often come from small asians
Nov 5 2012 1:47PM
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Jeebus.
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when i was in the dorms at CU, every now and then id walk into a stall and there would be a huge shit laying on the floor, more often than you would expect.
Nov 5 2012 2:37PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Who the fuck shits at school? Or any other public place for the matter.

That's gross as fuck.
Nov 5 2012 2:44PM
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Anti_Panda
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one of m favorite movies
Nov 5 2012 2:44PM
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act.resist
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Nov 5 2012 3:35PM
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Aidan-G
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At least there's not chemikals in the water
Nov 5 2012 3:38PM
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yhprum1720
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at least they probably have stalls around them. The 60 year old bathrooms in my school are falling apart and for some reason nobody is repairing them.
Nov 5 2012 3:48PM
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BertBoyd
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http://ava7.com/images/funny-toilet-pictures/dirtiest-toilet.jpg
Nov 5 2012 3:55PM
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Peach.
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I have a friend who refuses to poop anywhere except for his home.
It's weird as hell.
Nov 5 2012 4:14PM
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schmelliot
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Bring him camping, hiking, anywhere that's not his home for a week or so and see what happens...
Nov 5 2012 4:40PM
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.frenchy
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I don't poop at school either, that's just weird!
Nov 5 2012 4:42PM
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chicken
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are you serious?

If I have to shit in a public washroom obviously i'm gonna do it. What are you going to hold it in until you get home? That is way grosser than doing it in a public washroom...

Man the fuck up.

Nov 5 2012 5:14PM
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Peach.
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He held his shit for four days when we went to LA. It was impressive as hell.
Nov 5 2012 5:28PM
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Jeebus.
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impressive or straight up unhealthy?
Nov 5 2012 6:00PM
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coolflash8
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mine are reeally shallow and my dick sometimes touches the water.... claim?
Nov 5 2012 6:12PM
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Jeebus.
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i hate when that happens.
Nov 5 2012 6:16PM
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JzD.
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Here's the solution. Take a piece of toilet paper, long enough to go from arm to arm and underneath your ass. Put it under your ass, much like sitting on a swing, still holding it with both hands. Poop and let it fall on the toilet paper, and gently lower it into the water below, much like catching a person who is jumping from a burning building, with the trampoline ya know? Except the person is shit and the trampoline is toilet paper
Nov 5 2012 6:20PM
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accualyisdolan
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I knew this thread was going places
Nov 5 2012 6:22PM
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_Garagely_
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Unless the toilet has one of those crazy powerful flushes I end up clogging the toilet.
Nov 5 2012 6:27PM
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roor
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Shit in the urineal?
Nov 5 2012 6:32PM
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.skiwi.
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toilets at my school are rank, you could catch aids from them. The doors have no locks on them, theres piss all over the floor, toilet paper stuck to the roof, sometimes people smear shit on the walls. Luckily i have trained myself to not need to shit at school
Nov 5 2012 7:09PM
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Cat_Steezens
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I hate when i go to take a shit and my dick clogs the toilet
Nov 5 2012 7:32PM
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act.resist
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I was referring to the fact that it's "unsanitary". More unsanitary than sitting on your own toilet that's been cleaned less than most public restrooms? A lot of people's bathrooms are more unsanitary than public restrooms.
Nov 5 2012 8:04PM
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FerrisBueller
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I hate how when i shit my shit is you
Nov 5 2012 8:07PM
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BeefiestExpert
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This thread delivers lol!
Nov 5 2012 8:09PM
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Jeebus.
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so does dominos
Nov 5 2012 8:38PM
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k-fred
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this, guys who are like ''oh thats disgusting i dont wanna shit in public restroom''

do you have a fucking pussy? no? then stfu and take a shit
Nov 5 2012 8:43PM
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Sketch*
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But it's your own sweet filth, instead of tons of random people who do god knows what to toilets through out the day, like I've heard like 3 people waking it in the school bathrooms, who knows where they splooged
Nov 5 2012 8:51PM
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act.resist
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good point, indirect butt touching is gross
Nov 5 2012 8:56PM
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penguin_steeze
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potentially sitting/touching dried cum is though
Nov 5 2012 9:01PM
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act.resist
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nooo
Nov 5 2012 9:02PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Never herd of people using their bathrooms, Apperantley people at my school are so smart they decide to smoke weed, chew tobacco and have secks in the bathroom YAY
Nov 5 2012 9:04PM
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theabortionator
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You're in high school and still haven't figured out the catchers mitt? Good lord, what the fuck are we teaching our children.
Nov 5 2012 9:06PM
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theabortionator
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Also, who shit's at school? I can understand a couple times throughout going to school there when you seriously have to take a shit but other than that no way.

Especially high school bathrooms. Shit's generally ridiculously gross.

I'm not an anti public bathroom guy by any means. Hell most of them are actually pretty clean. Not shitty in any public bathroom is just dumb. How do you go on road trips? Actually how do you leave your house?


But high school bathrooms are like a cave full of everything bad about the world. Enter for pissing then get the fuck out.
Nov 5 2012 9:09PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Nov 5 2012 9:13PM
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