"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
"Your novelty account sucks" -Moegain
"What the fuck, is NS turning into reddit with these stupid novelty accounts" -God
"I hope you know all of your posts suck and arent funny" -Lt-Aldo-Raine
"your lame dude" -CrotchKiller
"Your posts make me angry" -Stose
"I find you extremely unsavory" -Sander.
"go fuck yourself" -big_sitty_life
"You're a useless piece of shit" -skiandlax7
"Every post I've seen you make has been shit" -Zimmerman
"i hope you get raped by a donkey' - ObeseBunny
"take deoxyribonucleic acid for example. Sound's impressive right? Ever see what happens when you put something in acid? It dissolves. If our bodies were all full of that acid, we'd all dissolve. So much for the theory of evolution."
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow. www.rimeknits.com