I love my Grandma.
When I woke up today, she was rolling back and forth, back and forth down the hallway, laughing.
I asked what she was doing, and she told me that she was pretending to be sailing. I decided I would go get some breakfast, so I left her to her 'sailing' and went into the kitchen.
About ten minutes later, I brought my breakfast into the living room, and she was sitting near the couch, where my cat was curled up in fear, yelling 'I MAY BE IN A WHEELCHAIR, BUT THEY MADE YOU AN IT! You think you're a man? You're just an *it*! No better than a little boy!'
'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'