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Alright so Obama is coming to CU campus tomorrow

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FerrisBueller
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What should i do lol

hope the secret service reads this shit

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But really I am voting for President Obama because hes not a dumbfuck who changes his mind on nearly all the political views that are important. (Not trying to start any political fight yo, i respect anyones vote for anyone ron paul etc.)

but lol
Nov 1 2012 3:26AM
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1337
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see if he'll smoke dat chron with you, cole

know you're all bout dat purp scurp
Nov 1 2012 3:27AM
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FerrisBueller
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yes the best mod
Nov 1 2012 3:28AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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Roll a big cone in American flag paper. Then try get it to the president as quick as you can. He needs to wake up and smoke man. He is in a cocoon hibernating because he is lacking his supplement  of thc.
Nov 1 2012 3:33AM
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DERS.
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he has been here three times in the past year after no president had come to boulder since eisenhower opened NIST. nothin special. obama knows boulder is whats good.
and fuck i forgot about this campus is about to be waaaay too poppin.
Nov 1 2012 11:50AM
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DubV134
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streak!
Nov 1 2012 11:51AM
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pope.
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Nov 1 2012 12:21PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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If Obama came to my campus Id leave the school for the day.
Nov 1 2012 1:14PM
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BrewskiJr
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Michelle Obama is coming to my college Saturday. First, our own alumnit (Paul Ryan) is a VP Candidate and he came to visit. Now Michelle Obama is coming to visit.
Nov 1 2012 1:16PM
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Jeebus.
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lol, Cant tell if serious..
Nov 1 2012 1:25PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Don't forget your sperry's, longboard, and tank top bro.
Nov 1 2012 1:30PM
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volvotom
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I'd be excited to see any major candidate who came to my town/area for a public event regardless of party affiliation.
Nov 1 2012 2:54PM
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Cotter
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hahaha I lost on this.
Nov 1 2012 2:59PM
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Bart.Man
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Michelle Obama Came to my campus (Fort Lewis College in Durango) and the campus was just shut down. Me and mis amigos were playing "spot the sharpshooters" and we saw a handful on the roofs around school. So thats my story...
Nov 1 2012 3:02PM
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Stickity
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Nov 1 2012 4:10PM
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roddy116
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why is it bad if someone changes his views? people change views all the time.
Nov 1 2012 4:14PM
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1337
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not sure if trolling or mentally incapable of putting 1+1 together
Nov 1 2012 4:15PM
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Jblz
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aspiringly assassinate his ass and all associates
Nov 1 2012 4:16PM
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Spinoza
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Wheeeel bro
Nov 1 2012 4:17PM
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penguin_steeze
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Nov 1 2012 4:24PM
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amo
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DERS aint in a frat
Nov 1 2012 4:33PM
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FerrisBueller
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i blessed him out :O
Nov 1 2012 7:39PM
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a_burger
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Ask him if how to get to chads gap

Nov 1 2012 7:42PM
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FerrisBueller
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I tried and the secret service called tanner and they killed open a
Nov 1 2012 7:45PM
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XtRemE11
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Obama would go to boulder, and boulder kids would hop on his dick. fuck boulder, and obama
Nov 1 2012 7:58PM
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accualyisdolan
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Obama never came to Dartmouth cuz fuck Obama anyway
Nov 1 2012 8:05PM
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Peter.
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mitt's the tits
Nov 1 2012 8:07PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Clinton is visiting Roanoke soon.



I plan to have brief sexual relations with him.
Nov 1 2012 8:09PM
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NotGhood
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not if he has them with you first
Nov 1 2012 9:16PM
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ForeverYung
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Kill him.
Nov 1 2012 9:27PM
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volvotom
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his stump speech is awesome.
Nov 1 2012 9:28PM
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THUNT836
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1. Obama is visiting campus you are attending
2. buy sniper rifle
3. ???????
4. profit
Nov 1 2012 9:52PM
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roor
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I Bet he promises you some free shit. I bet you're going to scream like a two year old at Christmas. I bet youre going to be sucking his dick for breakfast lunch and dinner. Then when he finally creams in your face you are officially a student at cu
Nov 1 2012 10:07PM
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deleted5
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again?
Nov 1 2012 10:08PM
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deleted5
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kind of sounds like someone i know when it comes to mitt.
Nov 1 2012 10:08PM
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roor
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Atleast his balls dont sweat like a cotton picker
Nov 1 2012 10:11PM
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deleted5
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tell me does he eat pineapple?
Nov 1 2012 10:13PM
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Hughes
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ask him if they're really planning to blow up chad's
Nov 1 2012 10:16PM
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roor
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Only out of Michelle's snatch. I don't know anyone who would put their dick in that black hole
Nov 1 2012 10:16PM
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B4NE1
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Saw on the news last night that in a 2011 candidate debate Romney said that "natural disaster relief funds should be cut and the money be sent back to the states and even better the private sector." When asked about that topic during the hurricane he denied ever saying it even though it is documented in video. He is a dirty fucking liar who only says whats needed at the time to get votes. As a Canadian I truly wish the US good luck if Romney gets in the Oral Office.
Nov 1 2012 10:28PM
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Amadeus.
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you are really a disgusting person.
Nov 1 2012 10:30PM
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roor
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I'm glade I'm not the only one who wouldn't do Michelle
Nov 1 2012 10:37PM
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Davin
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Media twists shit hard bro.
Nov 1 2012 10:37PM
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nkmo.
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How about a ban for the blatant racism here?

If you can't say ni****, I dont see how cotton picker can fly either...
Nov 1 2012 10:55PM
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theabortionator
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Lol
Nov 1 2012 10:59PM
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roor
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Many Irish picked cotton. Since cotton was picked in the summer many of my fellow country men got sweaty balls
Nov 1 2012 11:00PM
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.Jacob
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Nov 1 2012 11:01PM
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SlimDunkin.
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lost.
Nov 1 2012 11:02PM
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Noha
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ahahha

Nov 1 2012 11:04PM
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roor
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Your racist to think only black people picked cotton
Nov 1 2012 11:06PM
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penguin_steeze
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so?
Nov 2 2012 11:42PM
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