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Chinese man sues wife for being ugly

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Bateman
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And wins.


Oct 30 2012 6:50PM
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PJS.
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Fuck yeah 'murica!

Wait, what?
Oct 30 2012 6:51PM
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rudager
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I thought this was the case where he sued her for an ugly child
Oct 30 2012 6:51PM
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Bateman
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It is. He sued her for being ugly CAUSE they got an ugly child together.
Oct 30 2012 6:53PM
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Jane6
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"he woman spent around$100,000 on dozens of plastic surgeries to drastically improve her looks, and since the alterations weren’t passed on to the baby, she assumed she was the reason for the looks that weren’t up to the father’s standards"


and damn thats harsh, only in China.. I just see that asian dad meme infront of me
Oct 30 2012 6:54PM
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DERS.
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Oct 30 2012 6:55PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Oct 30 2012 6:55PM
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Spinoza
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fuck yeah, dude doesnt want ugly kids. she should have told him
Oct 30 2012 6:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
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haha, I lost
Oct 30 2012 7:01PM
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Cotter
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Solid 7 Would bang
Oct 30 2012 7:01PM
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NotGhood
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Inb4 Relevant. He got in trouble for reading this story on the announcements at school.
Oct 30 2012 7:03PM
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shuckle
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yeah, that was fun.

>read funny fact of the day
>get screamed at by feminist teacher for half an hour
>what do
Oct 30 2012 7:13PM
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whoa-dere
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winwinwinwinwinwin. this enetire thing is a win.
Oct 30 2012 7:18PM
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rudager
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Shows what reading comprehension I have.
Oct 30 2012 7:25PM
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Puns
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fuck that
Oct 30 2012 7:27PM
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Bateman
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i find this both tragic and comical.
Oct 31 2012 3:53AM
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k-rob
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well good she deserves it i'm sick of every woman in asia thinking they can just go get plastic surgery once a month and not have any consequences.
Oct 31 2012 4:18AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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What the actual fuck?
Oct 31 2012 8:19AM
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Bateman
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She was buttugly though.
Oct 31 2012 8:28AM
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Zimmerman
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Straight hilarious. Fuckin china, man.
Oct 31 2012 8:38AM
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MatRich
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hahaha chinese dad memes here we come!
Oct 31 2012 8:44AM
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steezywannabeezy
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Hahaha, ohhhh Asians.
Oct 31 2012 9:27AM
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Sketch*
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My teacher made me read this in front of the class because i was on my computer when i wasnt supposed to and the assistant principal walked in and gave me a detention for reading something that was "slanderous and offensive to women" ya gotta love feminists
Oct 31 2012 10:13AM
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timmi
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oh man...that child..has no chance
Oct 31 2012 10:16AM
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DubV134
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hah yes!
Oct 31 2012 10:17AM
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CheddarJack
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Quality case. I'm in favor. Bitch be trippin' yo
Oct 31 2012 10:30AM
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shuckle
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feels bro.
Oct 31 2012 10:45AM
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accualyisdolan
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Why would feminists be pissed. They should hate china. Not the messenger
Oct 31 2012 12:40PM
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SSteezle
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haha laughed so hard at

" The man described his daughter as “incredibly ugly”

Oct 31 2012 12:46PM
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Anti_Panda
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yikes.
Oct 31 2012 1:32PM
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shuckle
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well, feminists are known for their startling displays of logic.
Oct 31 2012 1:45PM
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accualyisdolan
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Someone make a meme of Chinese woman. Incredibly ugly... Has kids anyway woman logic
Oct 31 2012 1:59PM
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.Hugo.
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In this case every asian man could sue his wife. All Asian women are ugly
Oct 31 2012 2:09PM
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Jane6
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since when is being ugly a criminal offence though? I could make a smaller fortune on fucking guys who are beat as fuck and then sue them when I get pregnant with their ugly ass babies. Thank God for free abortions and a shallow society!
Oct 31 2012 2:12PM
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PhaedeD
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ya but when you are beat and you fuck beat dudes its like canceles out..
Oct 31 2012 2:26PM
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CheddarJack
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Because he didn't know that she was actually butt ugly. I couldn't imagine having kids with the girl of my dreams who's supermodel-attractive to then find out she got surgery to mask her trailer-park hideousness.
I would never openly call my daughter "terribly ugly" though... Fugly would suffice.
Oct 31 2012 2:31PM
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geteducated
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it's china. dude should consider himself lucky he had a woman at all.
Oct 31 2012 2:46PM
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lbuitendam
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WTF?
Oct 31 2012 2:47PM
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accualyisdolan
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Hahaha!
Oct 31 2012 2:48PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Hahaha! oh what's the world coming to
Oct 31 2012 3:27PM
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whoa-dere
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oct 31 2012 3:30PM
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rzarector
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lol'd
Oct 31 2012 3:36PM
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Jane6
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dear diary, today someone on the internet called me ugly, zero fucks given
Oct 31 2012 4:10PM
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Poop_nugget
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lol i would of too
Oct 31 2012 4:12PM
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yuck
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lolololol epic i can picture your face = your icon through that whole conversation
Oct 31 2012 4:14PM
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shuckle
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Pretty much.
Oct 31 2012 4:34PM
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Bread_Fish
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What if his child would have had autism or something, could he sue for that?
Oct 31 2012 4:57PM
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geteducated
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so then they raped you? i think getting pregnant means you consented. i don't think you've thought through your plan.
Oct 31 2012 5:17PM
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Jane6
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Geteducated is Todd Akin's alias?
Oct 31 2012 5:23PM
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geteducated
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well what is it then? you did state that you could make a fortune of letting ugly dudes fuck you. did you not imply consent? therefore if you did imply consent, how could you sue them when you knew what you were getting yourself into?

practice your reading comprehension and critical reading skills. they are terrible.
Oct 31 2012 5:27PM
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Zimmerman
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haha yes
Oct 31 2012 5:28PM
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