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Need a slogan for my ski shop business card.

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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
Any ideas? Has to, obviously, be appropriate, short, and about skiing! :D
Needs to be thought up by tomorrow.
Oct 29 2012 11:57PM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
Give the people a little something to work with. Shop name, demographic, location etc!
Oct 30 2012 12:01AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
"I like my women like i like my coffee, ground up in the cupboard" - Super Cool Ski shop
Oct 30 2012 12:03AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
whats the name of the shop?
Oct 30 2012 12:06AM
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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
Its in northern utah. Alpine is the name.

Oct 30 2012 12:07AM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
If you need ski, follow the north ans you'll find us!

alpine ski shop

the best i can do, with northern utah and your shop name, in 15 second
Oct 30 2012 12:17AM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2722 - Karma: 32,971
lets do some white lines..!
Oct 30 2012 12:25AM
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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
if only that wasnt a coke reference ('
Oct 30 2012 12:27AM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2722 - Karma: 32,971
shame on you. I only speak in pow terms.
Oct 30 2012 12:29AM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
"fuck money get bitches" - Alpine
Oct 30 2012 12:32AM
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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
definitely went with "Praise the good ol' frozen H2O"
thanks for your help guiiseee
Oct 30 2012 12:44AM
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funkykid200
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
chasing powder since (whenever your business started)
Oct 30 2012 1:08AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Lol.
Oct 30 2012 1:09AM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Ewww
Oct 30 2012 1:12AM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
"Jesus Saves"
Oct 30 2012 1:41AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
when in trouble, huck for double
Oct 30 2012 2:12AM
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jensen
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 1,250
covered in faceshots
Oct 30 2012 2:16AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
All things aside we all must ride
Oct 30 2012 3:16AM
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f.ray
Posts: 185 - Karma: 384
work less, ski more
Oct 30 2012 6:30AM
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Cebra
Posts: 505 - Karma: 35
"Here, you don't break your ankles"
Oct 30 2012 6:48AM
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HOTKARLHOTKARL
Posts: 483 - Karma: 652
I'VE GOT THE POWDER!!

You like the song where she says ive got the power
Oct 30 2012 3:51PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Put we <3 Twins then put to hot twins on it
Oct 30 2012 4:02PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
**tuck
Oct 30 2012 4:57PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
That's probably the worst slogan choice ever. Just seems a little like you'll get sick of it in like a week or two.
Oct 30 2012 5:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
My business is as bland as my card. Please don't litter when you throw away my shitty card.
Oct 30 2012 5:30PM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
sorry but your chosen slogan blows. hard...
Oct 30 2012 11:06PM
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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
It's to an older demographic of people and a more.. "upscale" demographic too. So it doesnt have to be super funny or witty. As much as you guys say it blows, I'm pretty alright with it. I think the older demographic will think it's funny enough.
Oct 30 2012 11:57PM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 459
yes hahah
Oct 31 2012 12:10AM
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homestar
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 4,197
fuck. - Alpine Ski Shop
Oct 31 2012 12:11AM
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camsully93
Posts: 110 - Karma: 80
word! Alpine sports! Worked there last year, chill
Oct 31 2012 12:13AM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 459
then it should be "overcharging you for parabolic skis since ____"

i kid i kid
Oct 31 2012 12:14AM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
''Open even on pow days'' or something like that where you say how you give a great customer service even on the sickest ski days of the year.
Oct 31 2012 12:18AM
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Vincenzo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 445
Sounds quite sexual.
Oct 31 2012 12:33AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
Yikes
Oct 31 2012 10:47AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
PEE IN MY BUTT
Oct 31 2012 10:54AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
get full tilts
Oct 31 2012 11:28AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Fuck came here to post this
Oct 31 2012 11:51AM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
i
Oct 31 2012 1:01PM
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Anti_Panda
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i
Oct 31 2012 1:02PM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
i heart big dumps. wtf mobile, you suck dick
Oct 31 2012 1:03PM
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SconnieShredder
Posts: 34 - Karma: 13
"Alpined you the best deal at Alpine Ski Shop."
Oct 31 2012 1:06PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
definitely the best one in this thread so far. idk why it was overlooked
Oct 31 2012 1:07PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Turning your sick days into SICK DAYS!
Oct 31 2012 2:01PM
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Ryanvdonk
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"feel the magic, hear the roar, Alpine Sports is loose!"
Oct 31 2012 2:13PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Alpine Sports - A limited selection of skis and boots "on sale" at retail prices!

it will draw in customers like flies to turds.
Oct 31 2012 3:30PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
I'll wax your poles better than any woman
Oct 31 2012 3:44PM
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J-Neal
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 172
"because two planks are better than one."
Oct 31 2012 4:56PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
suck ma dick
Oct 31 2012 5:27PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
My title at the old shop I use to work at was Steeze Manager. Boom!

Oct 31 2012 5:52PM
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imkayjay
Posts: 98 - Karma: 200
Work hard
Play hard
Shred harder!
Nov 2 2012 12:41AM
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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
I changed it to "Powder to the people"
Is that better?
Nov 2 2012 5:03PM
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