When a husband and a wife love each other very much, they hug eachother real close. When Jesus sees them hug like this, he smiles. That night when the mommy and daddy are sleeping, Jesus flies down to earth, into their house through the chimney and into their bedroom. Then he takes off the mommy's underwear and pees in her butt. 9 months later, the mommy poops out a baby. And that's the miracle of life. - JohnLemieuxPHOTO
I'm not sure if you were serous about the pinky toe thing, but i can confirm that it isn't true. I just taped my toe up so it didn't touch the ground and i could get around no different except turing right (had tape on right foot) while jogging hah. mum thought i was the biggest retard running around the house with tape on one foot.