So the story goes, I tore a few ligs in my knee a couple of months back, my first time back skiing is on Friday night. Sounds good right? NO! Basically, i havent had thy sweet poontang in a couple of months, 6 to be exact and this hot as fuck girl who ive been talking to for a while has asked me to come out with her this Friday before she goes back to college. It is almost certain that im going to get laid.
WHAT DA FUCK DO I DO!?
Fucking cunts or grabbing blunts?