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Write a song about newschoolers and skiing

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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
Yo guys.

You help me with some lyrics. And some ideas. Some events. And some themes. and I will put it together and write an acoustic song with what you come up with. Could also involve newschoolers 'memes' but try to do ones that originated here.

Go.
Oct 4 2012 12:15AM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
i was bored one evening, had nothing to do
so i cupped my balls, and went on new schooo
lers
Oct 4 2012 12:28AM
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Dragonite.
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Inb4 applejuice
Oct 4 2012 12:30AM
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bleevus
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this is good.
Oct 4 2012 12:30AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I am middle class
and i fap to Tammy Walnuts
Can I be cool now?
Oct 4 2012 1:01AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I am middle class
and fap to Tammy Walnuts
Can I be cool now?

Oops, mis counted the 7 syllables
Oct 4 2012 1:04AM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
not necessarily newschoolers related, or acoustic....but i feel like its on the same level.....


Oct 4 2012 1:05AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51296 - Karma: 157,980
The other day I was skiin and saw this solid 7, I was like hey baby I'm og as fuck, been on ns since 2011, when my monster cock pees in your butt you'll be in heaven, we will make sweet love when your home alone like kevin, I want to hit the park jumps but I only ski bumps and take fat dumps

water is boiling, time to make mac and cheese, this thread is wut and I doubt what I did will please but I don't give a fuck because I'm gonna be eating some motherfucking food and you're hungry and jealous and fuck this shitrg;lgpisah;osirhto;'[hseo;uitsf
Oct 4 2012 1:06AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
I went onto Newschoolers to kill some mother fuckin time
Thats when I was told to come up with a dirty ass rhyme
I pulled out my lotion, started whacking it hard
and then I blew my Potion all over your mothers backyard
She kicked and moaned and i told that bitch please,
either suck on my dick or buy me some new skis.
She wondered them at once, and a week later they arrived,
Look at the gifts you receive when you do that pussy jive.

Oct 4 2012 1:14AM
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daannnnieel
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I don't know how to write poetry, let alone music.

I don't even know why i'm posting at this point.
Oct 4 2012 1:15AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Well that went morbid...
Oct 4 2012 1:17AM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
Late one night after i finished up
i decided to find a girl and pee in her butt.
The next mornin came and I saw the girl in bed
and what i saw next fucked me up in the head
i got the fuck out didnt know where i was headin
cuz layin there in bed was a solid seven.
Oct 4 2012 1:27AM
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