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Do you guys have any wackjob teachers?

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Versace.
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My english teacher is a nut case, she thinks wifi puts microwaves in your brains and lets the government control your mind, if she catches you with your phone or iPod she looses her shit and it's hilarious.
Sep 22 2012 2:40AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
I hate it when my bitches get loose
Sep 22 2012 2:41AM
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Versace.
Posts: 287 - Karma: 418
Loses*
Sep 22 2012 2:42AM
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daannnnieel
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My teacher isn't necessarily a wackjob, but really insanely chill. On the first day, we were doing a story boarding exercise, which had to be on either the tortoise and the hare, or the three little pigs. The stories need a twist though. He starts off by saying, "Alright, hear me out on this one." And continues to say that the there were three little pigs in the forest, and they're all snorting coke. (This is the moment where everyone's like, holy fuck what!?) He then explained how the big bad wolf was a corrupt DEA officer, and he was about to bust the pigs.

Long story short, my teacher told us about pigs doing cocaine and how a corrupt wolf would do his DEA business. He also encouraged me and my friend to do the tortoise and the hare race out of Auschwitz.
Sep 22 2012 3:14AM
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ianz2
Posts: 412 - Karma: 50
I've never had a wackjob, sounds titilating!
Sep 22 2012 3:44AM
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KravtZ
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what are you in 9th grade? This sounds like an absolute joke
Sep 22 2012 7:51AM
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maximiliaan
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well this sucks, i thought the title said wankjob and that this thread was about hot teachers...
Sep 22 2012 7:54AM
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Bateman
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One time i spoke to another student while the teacher spoke, and apparently he was a little grumpy that day so he ran as fast as he could, sot his right leg up in the aird and kicked (yes, kicked) straight down ninja kick on my desk.

He was fired like 2 months later because the bigger ups at the school found out he was hired while he had a pedofile-ish incident on his record.
Sep 22 2012 8:13AM
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ConnorD
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LOL same
Sep 22 2012 8:26AM
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YouAllSuck
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a couple years ago i had a biology teacher who told us a bunch of bullshit stories about how great he was. He told us that he had a dog that was some tiny dog(about 15 pounds) that when a coyote somehow managed to jump over their six foot fence the tiny dog was able to fight it off. He also told he could live with the wolves if he had to.
I have also heard rumors that over the summer he recorded almost all his lessons, and put them on youtube. Then instead of actually teaching he just plays those videos.
Sep 22 2012 8:39AM
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thewhiteprophet
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my bio teacher last year was pretty fucked up.

He was super jewish, and he made jokes about it all the time (genetic jokes about his nose, it was bio).
He told us that he was a former recreational coke user, amoung other drugs. Told us about all these fucked up people he used to live with. He has some pretty interesting stories.

the best part is that he was a musician too, so he would post all these songs about science on youtube. He then met an indonesian girl via his youtube videos, took a 2 year hiatus from teaching to move to indonesia to marry this random girl. Then he moved back home with her, he went back to teaching and they own a jack russel together.

he was also a dick teacher though, but he did pass me when he didn't have to.
Sep 22 2012 9:24AM
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Bread_Fish
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I have an odd one this year. He always goes off and talks about random shit and that takes up like half the class, and most of the stuff is complaining about modern times. Also he keeps a picture of his exgirlfreind that left him in the 70's in his drawer and shows it to students. The girl is not even hot.
Sep 22 2012 9:25AM
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iSmokeweed
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are the wackjobs over the pants?
Sep 22 2012 10:53AM
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Piste.Off
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My protected areas management teacher is a real character. He will put a power point of a single color on the projector and talk about random stuff all class. Then he will casually slip in what the picture is on the projector and then keep talking about other stuff. A few weeks ago there was a yellowish/orange square on the projector and he says "oh by the way this is inside a dust storm." You have to be there to really get his humor but he's funny as shit.
Sep 22 2012 11:15AM
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snowdon
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That's creepy. Could you imagine if you were that girl and you found out your ex boyfriend still keeps a picture of you after 40 years?

Oh, along the creepy/fucked up lines - when I was in high school, one of the religion teachers got fired (and arrested) because it was discovered that he had massive amounts of child pornography on his computer.
Sep 22 2012 11:26AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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my thoughts exactly.
Sep 22 2012 11:29AM
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HamFaceGirl
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hahahaha I was just about to say the same thing. I think I did something like that in 6th grade
Sep 22 2012 11:42AM
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Bread_Fish
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That is most definitely worse.
Sep 22 2012 11:50AM
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CashmereCat
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I qoute my welding techer " The teaching system needs more black males, but since the prision system is so full of them, there aren't any left."
Sep 22 2012 12:00PM
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rareison
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My teacher for my bullshit class (design studies) is pretty crazy, she flips if you are eating or drinking anything with sugar, and takes it away. And she looks like she was a meth addict or something. And he gives us the someof the most stupid assignments, like making stupid shit out of paper, straw rockets, and making stencils. It's a grade 10-12 class.
Sep 22 2012 12:06PM
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MFM
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i woulda let my 9th year science teacher give me a whack job. she was fine.
Sep 22 2012 7:09PM
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daannnnieel
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11th. Most of the kids in the class didn't know how to storyboard or script, so it was pretty much starting from scratch.
Sep 22 2012 10:27PM
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E__
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One of my english teachers took this year off because of depression, but he was one of my favourite teachers. He also has beat skin cancer twice.
Sep 22 2012 10:28PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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all my female teachers have sucked my dick /claim
Sep 22 2012 10:36PM
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SkiinTrigga
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Make that thread...
Sep 22 2012 10:36PM
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