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Look at this mother fucker.

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timmi
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Sep 17 2012 11:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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ima find him and shoot him and eat him.
Sep 17 2012 11:22PM
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EricaMN.
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Sep 17 2012 11:22PM
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5m0k3we3d
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Riding one of those in to battle would be so badass
Sep 17 2012 11:22PM
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Ac31stuff
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HOLY MOTHER OF MOOSE
Sep 17 2012 11:23PM
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Rajna
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clearly real
Sep 17 2012 11:23PM
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status_whitegirl
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this
Sep 17 2012 11:25PM
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roddy116
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that is a BIG ASS MOOSE
Sep 17 2012 11:27PM
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Spinoza
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if thats real, and someone actually killed it, im pissed.

fucking let that think live it deserves it
Sep 17 2012 11:27PM
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.Mouse
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Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow that is a big moose.
Sep 17 2012 11:27PM
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CheddarJack
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hahaha I saw that a while ago. The second picture is fake, but the first one is just trick photography.
Sep 17 2012 11:28PM
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dmc12380
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check out this motha fucka..
Sep 17 2012 11:29PM
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CheddarJack
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Just look at the gun he's holding... he'd have to shoot him twenty times with that for it to go down.
Sep 17 2012 11:29PM
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PON3
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What the fuck Canada. Stop feeding those things!
Sep 17 2012 11:31PM
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Peter.
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fucking canada, how do you work
Sep 17 2012 11:32PM
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cornholio
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slendermoose
Sep 18 2012 12:29AM
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Jeebus.
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thats quite the moose!
Sep 18 2012 12:57AM
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J_Christoph
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Sep 18 2012 12:58AM
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k-rob
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that first pic looks like where i live.

Sep 18 2012 1:00AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if this got to 3-4 pages
Sep 18 2012 1:01AM
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.Hugo.
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I feel sorry for anyone who thinks either of those pictures are real.
Sep 18 2012 1:03AM
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klayer_9
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holly moley she's a thick beeeeaatttchh
Sep 18 2012 1:31AM
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1337
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probably a footpath, trees are from a harsh climate that does not support large tree growth.
second one is a midget hunting with a .22


Optical illusions folks, move along. Mooses/Meeses/Meese cannot get that large, duhhh
Sep 18 2012 1:34AM
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Ahmadinejad
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Sep 18 2012 1:36AM
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k-rob
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really? that first pic doesn't surprise me at all. then again, i live in the woods. moose get pretty fucking big, like 7 ft high at the shoulder and they weigh well over a thousand pounds.
Sep 18 2012 1:37AM
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Bodhisattva_
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I just watched a documentary about moose on NatGeo Wild last night. Wicked creatures they are.
Sep 18 2012 1:38AM
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rareison
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Holy fuck
Sep 18 2012 1:44AM
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.Hugo.
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I was being lazy, I should have worded it better. While the pictures may be real, they are taken to make the moose look way bigger than they really are. That one looks way bigger than 7ft tall.
Sep 18 2012 1:44AM
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k-rob
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i think, if you lived here (in the canadian woods) you would say his shoulder is about 7 ft, judging from the surroundings. i spend every day looking at and wandering around shit like this, minus the big fucking moose (i only see those like twice a year). he's probably an alaskan moose and that's why he's a gargantuan but i would say it's perfectly reasonable and there is no camera trickery.
Sep 18 2012 1:51AM
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.Hugo.
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Hmm maybe the trees are a lot shorter than I think they are? Here where I live the woods like this have trees that are 40+ feet tall so that could be why it's messing with my head haha
Sep 18 2012 1:55AM
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jennyboots
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Moose Warrior should be a movie.
Sep 18 2012 1:56AM
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k-rob
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yeah those trees are pretty short look at the trunks no way a 40+ft tree would have a trunk that thin. we have big trees but they start off looking like the one he's standing over.
Sep 18 2012 1:59AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Only on NS would two people argue about the potential height of a moose and tree length in Northern Canada.
Sep 18 2012 2:03AM
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.Hugo.
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wow, shoot, You're 100% right. I need to go to bed haha
Sep 18 2012 2:03AM
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k-rob
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this is important stuff okay, you need to realize how big our animals are.
Sep 18 2012 2:07AM
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E__
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Haha prefect. i wish I lived in the part of BC with moose. Instead we get shitty elk.
Sep 18 2012 2:12AM
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.Hugo.
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Well as a biology major this kinda stuff actually interests me. Also i'm pretty sure that wasn't an argument... just a discussion
Sep 18 2012 2:12AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Very true, argument was the wrong word. And hey I never said it wasn't interesting! Proceed.
Sep 18 2012 2:22AM
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1337
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This made me laugh for some reason haha
Sep 18 2012 8:17AM
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baethoven
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I can't get over the size of this thing..

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Sep 18 2012 8:49AM
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baethoven
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Sorry for the dub post, but I'm reading online that the path is 8' wide, and hunters are estimating that its 10' to the shoulders.. good fucking lord.

http://beng-outdoors.blogspot.com/2009/04/giant-moose.html
Sep 18 2012 8:52AM
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coolflash8
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this, always sad whenever a grand animal gets taken down by some hunter wanker
Sep 18 2012 9:53AM
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Darth.Maul
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Annnnd here we go..... Hunting shitstorm iminent! I bet he tasted amazing so fuck off
Sep 18 2012 10:01AM
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gotti
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moose are descendants of birds. thats why they have winglike structures. true story.
Sep 18 2012 11:02AM
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PhaedeD
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found this video while watching the one that dude posted up there..

pretty awesome haha

Sep 18 2012 11:13AM
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soulskier
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what is that, a road for ants?!?!
Sep 18 2012 12:24PM
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CrotchKiller
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probably no different then a smaller moose
Sep 18 2012 12:30PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah exactly..
Sep 18 2012 12:32PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Pixles
Sep 18 2012 12:32PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Actually smaller animals(younger) generally taste better as older game meat tends to be tougher.

I could easily see a moose go over 7 ft at the shoulder. I drove past one in northern maine, as in it was standing in the other lane as I passed it. I was in a honda civic(vtec yyyyeeaaa I know) and when we passed the moose I looked up to see it's stomach that was at a higher level than the cars roof. Granted a civic isn't a large car but it's probably almost 5 feet to the roof. If you've never seen one up close they are amazingly frickin huge. The one I passed looked just like that too, a monster bull with a huge rack. In the fuckin snow too on rt. 11 north in Maine if anyone knows the area.
Sep 18 2012 1:22PM
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dodgey
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hahahaha

Meanwhile in Canada...
Sep 18 2012 1:35PM
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