Here's why I hate the Red Sox..And the Yanks.
1. They have a payroll that is equal to the bottom 8 Teams combined. Whayda Play fair.
2. Jeter Sucks. Baseball is a game of #'s. HE doens't have any.
3. A Rod is a sellout pussy
4. Matsui goes to raves, rolls E, and listens to Happyhardcore Techno.
5. Jorge Posada looks like Gonzo, from Muppet Babies.
6. I hate winners, especially when they cheat.
7.Giami does roids and he has a tiny dick. I hope he doens't die of cancerlike ken caminiti another juicer pussy cheaterasshole grundle licker) because i want to torture him to death.
1. You have the second highest payroll in Baseball...and you still act like it'll be a 'Great Story' or a 'Triumphant overcoming of all the odds' if you finally win this year. Boohoo. Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it. Guess what? YOU'RE JUST AS BAD FOR EVERYOTHER TEAM IN BASEBALL AS THE YANKEES (except they bring home the goods).
2.Manny looks like my taint, get a haircut mexican hippie smelly bitchface.
3.Varitek looks like a botched sex change op.
4.David Ortiz ate Todd Cohen last week, as a midnight snack
5.I hope Damon runs into something this year again, except i hope it isn't his
second baseman's head, but rather the bottom of a 4 mile deep canyon that he just jumped off of.
6. Pedro fucks goats up against the edge of a cliff, so they push back.
7. Curt Schilling: Wow, aren't you glad that the only player that can finally beat the yankees has played exactly one season with your team? That's like Bill Gates saying he can beat anyone at an arm wrestle and then cutting off his arm and buying a gas powered mechanical arm, just because he has aenough money to do it. Good job, maybe next year you can take out a loan, buy barry bonds, albert pujols, scott rolen, Ken Griffey Jr., etc. then you'll be a gauranteed underdog victory! Go sox!
8. boo hoo, we Boston folks never win! Its no fair!!!! (oh yeah except for the 19 strait victories and 2 SB's of the Pats, like 809432509 Celtics Championships, so forrh.) Still, feel sorry for us, becuase we never win (at baseball, and only against one city)
Stop your bithcing fucking pussies, i hate the yanks and the red sox. GO CARDS MOTHER FUCKER.
Chris Sabo & Company
P.s. Can someone tell me who won the 75 and 76 world series? And tell me who they beat? It was the Reds, who beat the Red Sox (pussies) and the Yanks (pretty boy gigantic pussies).
p.p.s. Please no responses about the reds. Unlike your citites, I acctually have suffered with my sports teams. It hurts.
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