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I present to you, El Nino

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TheBlueMtSkier
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3. el nino 11 up, 6 down
vaginal squirting reached with climax during sexual intercourse with a spanish woman
Miguel: yo Guadalupe

Guadalupe: whatup meng?

Miguel: Why is the sofa wet?

Guadalupe: o sorry meng, it's probably from Maria's El Nino last night. ill take it to el cleaners.
Sep 10 2012 9:07PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
That's what it means.
Sep 10 2012 9:09PM
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roddy116
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i lold
Sep 10 2012 9:09PM
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1337
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fucking lol'd at the example

el cleaners, sealed the deal
Sep 10 2012 9:10PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
i'm inclined to call you a pedophile had you known the meaning of el nino in english before you posted this thread.
Sep 10 2012 9:12PM
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*laughterbang*
Posts: 360 - Karma: 14
Lol and this

Sep 10 2012 9:15PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
El nino better bring some wetness my way
Sep 10 2012 9:20PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Yup, el nino is a comin. I can feel it.
Sep 10 2012 9:40PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Wat
Sep 10 2012 9:49PM
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Aiden-P
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what the fuck?!
Sep 10 2012 9:51PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
I hope everyone here knows what el nino refers to in weather terminology...
Sep 10 2012 9:51PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Hes sayin that el nino is when your girls cooter gets all gushy and wet on the sofa.
Sep 10 2012 9:52PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I believe it is the weather pattern that is impeding on the US this winter?
Sep 10 2012 9:58PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
My El Nino is better than your El Nino,

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Sep 10 2012 9:59PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
hahaha this is absolutely hilarious
Sep 10 2012 10:00PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
crying.
Sep 10 2012 10:09PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
the example definitely is the star of the show
Sep 10 2012 10:12PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
my goodness that whole thing is hilarious
Sep 10 2012 10:18PM
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