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Do I have Glaucoma?

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Sleepercell
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So I have been getting this pain in my left eye. It comes and goes and can be fairly annoying and usually spawns a headache. Does anyone here have Gluacoma? What is it like? next visit to my doctor I will ask about this issue.
Aug 26 2012 3:01AM
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NinetyFour
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Just consume 2 Marijuanas and it will stop.
Aug 26 2012 3:02AM
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corona
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sounds like classic symptoms of AIDS. sorry brah.
Aug 26 2012 3:03AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I looked on web md and it said if you have occasional pain in or behind the eye followed by a head ache there is a high chance of a brain tumor and you should get it checked immediately.





However, it also said that it could be sinus congestion.
Aug 26 2012 3:05AM
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Sleepercell
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I will try that and see if it works.

As for the head ache, I guess I wouldn't really say its head ache Its just like there is pressure built up around my eye. It kind of feels like a headache but in my eye socket.
Aug 26 2012 3:15AM
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Will.T
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it seems to me that you only want medicinal marijuana;)
Aug 26 2012 3:32AM
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Aiden-P
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i second this, hope you had a good run
Aug 26 2012 10:07AM
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B.Aussie
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Dr NS will visit you shortly.
Aug 26 2012 10:15AM
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HARVERSACE
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i think that you just want medicinal marajuana
Aug 26 2012 10:17AM
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beezey
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Maybe you should wear sunglasses more often, also don't stare into the sun
Aug 26 2012 10:38AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Aug 26 2012 10:49AM
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*simba*
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ahhhahahahahaha
Aug 26 2012 10:53AM
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DrewPeacock
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Sorry bud, sounds more like the clap to me, your f'ed
Aug 26 2012 10:54AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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colon cancer fo sho. better go get a few colonoscopies.
Aug 26 2012 11:24AM
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HamFaceGirl
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I heard it was actually 3
Aug 26 2012 11:30AM
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[hamnuts]
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It might just be migraines. I get seriously strong migraines and the pain always starts behind my eyes. Sometimes I can't even keep my eyes open during the headache, and sometimes my vision blurs so bad its difficult to see.
Aug 26 2012 11:31AM
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beezey
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Damn that sucks, headaches are one of the most impossible things to deal with especially migraines. I would take my stomach issues over getting random brain throbs. vibes.
Aug 26 2012 11:36AM
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O-A_s
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You should get your vision checked out. Your left eye is probably overcompensating in some way.
Aug 26 2012 11:36AM
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nacho.steez
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get some saline solution shit you snort to decongest, if that doesnt work smoke more weed
Aug 26 2012 11:46AM
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WI_Personallty
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It really depends on a few factors. have you ever had a severe concussion. If so it could just be a slight increase in pressure behind your eye causing the pain and headache. It could also be that your eye is straining to see things. You may need glasses.
Aug 26 2012 2:19PM
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icon1234
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Could be cluster headaches, but I think you would have mentioned more pain about the actual head ache if that was the case.
Aug 26 2012 2:21PM
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DrewPeacock
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Reading your post, I change my diagnosis from the clap to PCS(Post-concussion Syndrome) because I have lots of experience with that.
Aug 26 2012 8:27PM
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Sleepercell
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Fuck glasses I'm gonna get a medical marijuana prescription.I have never had a severe concussion. I think it may be issues with my vision though. I got a soccer ball kicked in my face and it hit my eye and cause my vision to go blurry for a week or so but ever since then my vision hasn't been normal. My left eye the on that hurts is like 20/16 and my other eye is 16/20. That may be the issue.

Today I made an appointment with a medicinal herb clinic and they said they will be able to see whats up.
Aug 27 2012 2:37AM
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.AR6rider.
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You're so far in denial that you've even convinced yourself there's something wrong with you. If you want to smoke weed, just do it. You're only making yourself look like an idiot talking about your "glaucoma" to get a med card.
Aug 27 2012 2:41AM
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daannnnieel
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I didn't really understand how retarded this thread was, untill this part, of this post. If you're worried about something get it checked by a legitimate doctor, and then ask if it could be glaucoma. And then if it is, ask to go to a medicinal herb clinic. For all you know it could be brain cancer, and for all we know it's probably fake, you probably have seasonal allergies.

smoke weed on your own time, it's not like you're going to get into trouble if you do it with common sense. No need to waste the governments time so you can get high.
Aug 27 2012 3:13AM
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Sleepercell
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I probably don't have glaucoma, but some sort of eye issue. Right now I already do smoke marijuana. I have some actual heath issues and feel that the use of cannabis will help. You can't just go all willy nilly and smoke any strain you get your hands on. Certain strains have certain abilities. I have ADD and bad insomnia issues plus this eye problem and need the help of a doctor to tell me what marijuana I need to experience the full medical potential of the plant.
Aug 27 2012 3:26AM
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daannnnieel
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I have solved my insomnia with nearly every strain that I have got my hands on. Along with ADD, I believe I have had it from a very young age, and when I started toking at school, grades went up. You can smoke damn near any strain, and it will probably help.
Aug 27 2012 3:31AM
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.AR6rider.
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Mmhmmm...yup. Totally.
Aug 27 2012 3:33AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Sometimes I just masturbate. Like i kick back and just pull out my wangdoodle and start slowly and then speed up then finish. AND YEAH MEDICAL WEED GLAUCOMA TUMORS ANAL SEX BLARGHY BLARGHY BLARGHY BLAR
THIS THREAD IS STUPID AND POOPDICK
Aug 27 2012 3:34AM
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Sleepercell
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The medical marijuana industry is a joke. So many people get green cards to legally smoke. That is one of the main reasons for medicinal cannabis I'm sorry to say. Each day I'm prescribed 25mg of adderall and I hate the stuff. If I can be a ganja patient I would like to be one. Its for my health mostly not to get high. If I only wanted to smoke weed I would. I can get high quality weed for way cheaper from my dealer than I would receive at the clinic.
Aug 27 2012 3:34AM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha clearly you're ALREADY high if you actually believe this.
Aug 27 2012 3:35AM
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daannnnieel
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In this case, why did you come to ns for a solution? Why didn't you just merrily jog to the clinic, whip out your d and say, "Hey bitches, gimme ganj." Because you're making it seem like it's that simple.
Aug 27 2012 2:24PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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i have a condition like glaucoma. all i do is consume 3 marijuanas a day.
Aug 27 2012 2:46PM
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Wood_Wizard
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and you are not dead yet?!?!?1?1 you must be liek a super human or something
Aug 27 2012 2:54PM
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theabortionator
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Aug 27 2012 3:00PM
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84891jnf92048
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AR6rider coming through with an incredibly rare quality post.
Aug 27 2012 3:04PM
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theabortionator
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Can't tell if 12 or just really dumb
Aug 27 2012 3:06PM
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*simba*
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It's a migraine. I've got chronic migraines and more so than not that's how they start. Shooting pains behind your eyes. Take some advil/tylenol and get off the computer.
Aug 27 2012 3:16PM
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FBGM
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Could it maybe be a migraine? Or a sinus infection...? Jesus, people jump to some ridiculous conclusions.
Aug 27 2012 3:18PM
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Rachy
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I started getting odd pains in one eye this year. Almost like my eye feels swollen, then i get a head ache.

Oddly, corresponds to my first ever strep throat infection. I started getting allergies right after that, and the swollen eye thing is part of it.

I guess after a time where you have a low immune system, it can cause allergies to pop up that never existed before.

Of course it could also be sinus infection, migraines, glaucoma, a brain tumor. I don't think NS is going to be able to help much on this one.
Aug 27 2012 3:22PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Op is dumb
Aug 27 2012 4:05PM
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gnarles.
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smoke the pots
Aug 27 2012 5:08PM
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Sleepercell
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I actually thought I might have glaucoma. Its stupid but I wasn't thinking clearly at the time. I know ns isn't the best place to get these questions answered thats why I am going to see my physician and go to the clinic.

Its really simple to get a green card. My friends have gotten them and at the clinic they basically help you get your prescription. It all comes down to saying you have chronic pain, or some sort of chronic issue that marijuana would help you with. You could lie and get through and they don't give a fuck since its a relatively harmless drug, and they are getting paid. I'm going and getting my green card for more legitimate reasons than most other people have. At least I'm not fucking the system and selling shitty medical bud thats way over priced to kids.

Am I not more fit to have a green card than these guys?


Aug 27 2012 5:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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You. Had. A. Headache.
Aug 27 2012 5:16PM
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I_Am_Mod
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as mentioned, i think it's a migraine, i get em pretty often, a stinging pain behind the eyes, sometimes they're pretty bad with me, on a painscale i'd rate em higher than getting kicked in the nuts ....
Aug 27 2012 5:21PM
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Gods_Father
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real comment: eat or juice raw cannabis, obviously smoke it too since it is pretty awesome

i bet it's not glaucoma though.....if you got hit in the eye with a soccer ball then maybe your retina got scratched uh ohhh

Aug 27 2012 7:48PM
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