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Drug detecting dogs

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brotherdad
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I'm thinking about putting a living goldfish in my locker at school. Only problem is every now and then my school does random drug tests in which they let the drug dogs sniff the hallways. Will the dogs be able to smell the fish? Hopefully someone on NS knows.

Thanks
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Barefootin_Fiend
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they're not trained to alert to goldfish, so you don't have anything to worry about...unless your fish is a heroin addict.
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DaveJ
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A couple of my friends did that last year and never got in any trouble u should b good
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7springsprod
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Even if they did sniff out your locker, (assuming you dont have any drugs in it) they wont find any drugs and youll be fine. Or unless there's a school policy against having fish iin your locker. I actually like this idea, seeing something ibetween periods might help perk me up.
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walrussteeze
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MNS
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this thread gave me a case of the lolz
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Sleepercell
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If fish is some drug lingo code you are trying to get across, I would say keeping drugs in your locker is stupid because drug dogs will smell that shit. If anything keep your things in your car OFF CAMPUS. Or in a back pack because they don't come into classrooms with drug dogs. Use some common sense god damn.

If you actually have a fish in your locker why the fuck are you worrying? The drug dogs won't notice that at all.


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KillaSteeze
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Not quite sure what to say about this....
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so_gangk
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some kids in the year above me kept mice in a locker for nearly a term before the deans found out and made them get rid of it a few years back
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DizzyG
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You should be fine, but if they do see the fish they'll probably just think WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS KID. Consequences=minimal
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Uah
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Gold fish need light. Put a candle in the fish bowl so he can see with his eyes, not his heart.
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brotherdad
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alright great. I'll be heading down to Petco today to get him. probably gonna get an led light and dangle it above his bowl too.
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brotherdad
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and a cool story for all you bros:

My friend last year had his locker searched because the dogs smelled gummy bears. Because some people dip gummy bears in alcohol and eat em.
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Carl~Sagan
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some kid at my high school found a stray dog and kept it in his dorm room for 2 months
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egg.
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my older brother did that when he was a senior
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nacho.steez
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it might be awkward when you hve to change the water to keep it alive
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brotherdad
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bring it home/ change /bring back
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daannnnieel
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what, you're not used to seeing people refilling goldfish water bowls in your bathrooms? Oh. Because i'm not.
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brotherdad
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you're right.
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brotherdad
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Update: my little fishes are floating around their bowl in my locker right now
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theabortionator
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Lick
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Over the weekend are you just now gonna feed them?
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brotherdad
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give them a little extra food.
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RICK_ROSS
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your fish will die. ive tried, ive known other people who have done this, they all die.
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edai
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might sig this just because its such a depressing, but truthful statement
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brotherdad
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Good thing they are only 15 cents at petco. Mine seen fine
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NinetyFour
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Pics? What did you name it? Better be Garth.....
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Phil-X-
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Those gold fish are gonna turn white as fuck, thats what happens when they dont get sunlight at all. Make sure you get that LED and keep it on while school is in session and turn it off after school (so it can see for at least a couple hours). Cause if you leave it on light is gonna seep out of your locker and its gonna look like you have a grow room in there
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SPskier543
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NEW IDEA
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Ski_Alot
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haha this is actually great
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Phil-X-
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Hahahhaha +k, The dogs only smell weed right?? not the plant??

Bonsai would be the way to do it!


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DrewPeacock
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this thred........ i swear to god........ i poop just a little....... which made me get some lockerfishes!
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lord-steezus
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Brilliant!


i guess im gonna get a goldfish in there too
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Nathn
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^ Has never been around a pot plant
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brotherdad
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they're names are Jerico and Jeremy Fisher
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DrewPeacock
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PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN! - oh sorry force of habbit... um do you kindsir happen to have pictures?:)
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brotherdad
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I do but I have no idea how to put them on
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Algebra
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Take pic with phOne, send it to your email Hur dur
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brotherdad
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Ok tomorrow at school I will take pictures and this op will deliver
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E__
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You'd get all the bitches with your goldfish.
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DrewPeacock
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the bitches would go fo the beastealital goldfish buttsecx i would imangne....
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theabortionator
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Can't tell if 12 or just really stupid
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Phil-X-
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To anyone who just tried to call me out saying thats not a real plant, read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonsai, Its a mother plant that is normally trimmed and used to make clones for years on years. You end up with a genetically equal plant each time you use those clones. This plant wasnt trimmed and allowed to grow and bud at the end of the budding period. Before you say its photoshopped because of the trunk/base of the plant, thats what happens when a plant grows for years and years. I also know what a normal plant looks like. I never said it was a normal one, read my post.
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theabortionator
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It was actually you saying that plants don't smell. If people can smell plants, you better believe a dog can smell them.
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Phil-X-
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It was sopposed to be a joke, I guess im not as funny as I thought.
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theabortionator
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I guess not
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RICK_ROSS
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maybe just funny
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B.Aussie
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This would have been the best idea ever!
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DrewPeacock
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bump i wanna see fishes:(
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Zimmerman
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i think i was the only one who got it
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