I feel like i'm in India. It's the worst. i pay 8.99 for a 18 pack of keystone and i want to stab myself in the stomach. You know I reallllly can't take it anymore. Who'se fooling themselves besides the mormons and the indians who don't drink anyway. why would you put a red dot on your forehead. all i do is play call of duty and get realllllllly pissed that i'm not drunk after 9 beers like i am on the east coast. there is a serious a problem with myself and it does not involve my dad. the worstest part is that it's freshman week on on campus. i reallly dont like freshmen but they are alll rgiht because they buy me beer and the girls that look like they are 16 are actually leagal. its not my fault but it kinda is, kinda, but at the same time, it is mostly your fault because you are a slut.. so next time i see you on my porch get the fuck off because seriously get the fuck off my porch. anyway i'm sitting on my couch in my house, and my rooommate is playing COD by him self and he just lost.
so listen up. if you want to move to utah, don't move to utah because colorado is wayyy better and the girls are much more sluts, and they snow is wayyy better. it's not my fault i had to make this post but i just had to share some secrets. and also if you are mormon, you're bad. don't worrry do acid and figure it out for yourself. because YOLO bitch. and also, if you're down with COD modern warfare 2 hit up {UTAH} Bloody Dollaz AKA d and you will get raped in the mouth just like when uncle gary tried to pull that bull shit on you at that family reuniion. its not my fault i'm telling the truth its just that your uncle is a pervert and should probably be arrested for crimes against humanity, even including the black ones. seriously.
oh and a major callout to anyone who'se got aids. for real that shit sucks. if you have genital warts, that's your own damn fault, for real quit trying to get with me.
KYHOMPB
sincerely,
emopoppins
ps. fuck utah 3.2 dre dog roll YOLO #freshman 1264 e 500 s
