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Your goodies pouch

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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
I know you guys have that special pocket where you keep all your important supplies.

Mine is my pouch on my bib. Its easy and supper excusable when you are on the lift or chilling on a run. I usually stuff it full of trail mix, lucky charms, mm's, sour patch kids, gummy worms and js. Basically anything good can be found in there.

What is your special pocket and what do you put inside it?
Aug 21 2012 5:56PM
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SkeetSkeetSkeet
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my special pocket is your mom's vagina. I put my cock in it.
Aug 21 2012 6:02PM
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SamMcChesney
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win
Aug 21 2012 6:06PM
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sweatshirt
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Aug 21 2012 6:14PM
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ThundaKilla
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I got kicked in the goodies pouch in third grade, I cried.
Aug 21 2012 6:34PM
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Randy_Quench
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so... this thread isnt about what we keep our drugs in?
Aug 21 2012 6:35PM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
Yea. By mm's I mean molly, by sour patch kids I mean LSD and so on.


Aug 21 2012 7:11PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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best 1st post I've ever seen
Aug 21 2012 7:31PM
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Crispy.
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I keep a rape whistle in every pocket.
Aug 21 2012 8:13PM
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Mr_Mackey
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I was looking at my jacket last night and found a box of peeps. I can't remember when, why or what the hell I put them in there for. Anyways I usually keep shit on the velcro pocket outside of my zipper.
Aug 21 2012 8:28PM
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Peter.
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best thing i've found in my jacket pockets is money


wish i found peeps
Aug 21 2012 8:38PM
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SlurrP
Posts: 172 - Karma: 26
i use my fanny pack to hold loose skittles and gummy bears and such.
Aug 21 2012 8:57PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
My pants cargo pockt


Aug 21 2012 9:06PM
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Poikenz
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I got kneed in the goodies pouch in grade 7, I threw up and had to go to the doctors. It was really uncomfortable because it was a male doctor, although being in grade 7 it would probably be more uncomfortable if it was a female.

On a more happy note I usually bring swedish berries as they harden up in the cold allowing them to last in my mouth for that much longer.
Aug 21 2012 9:06PM
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TNORTS
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I had a goodies pouch once
Aug 21 2012 9:31PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
I thought this was going to a thread about party pockets, but I guess goodie pockets are a little different. I usually use one of the larger cargo pockets on the outside of my coat or pants to hold my snacks. I like to share when I ski though so stuff doesnt last too long. I think I supplied a whole rail jam with dumdums before. and all my friends with beef jerky another time.
Aug 21 2012 9:41PM
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UFOsarereal
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I keep a big cookie in either pants pocket & my party supplies close to the chest.

If I'm skiing in jeans I wear two pairs of compression shorts & stick everything between the first and second pair so it always looks like I'm fucking with my junk.
Aug 21 2012 11:35PM
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UFOsarereal
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but cookie crumbs come out of my zipper instead of my didick
Aug 21 2012 11:35PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
This intrigued me to go check my pockets since they have yet to be touched since last season. List of whats inside...
-Crushed Coors Light can.
-Bowl ashes.
-1/2 of Reeses fast break.
-2 dimes and 1 nickel.

....all sounds about right. I don't know what I would do without pants with at least 6 pockets. Usually end up bringing a 6 pack and glass bowl/pot most days... And I am not a big backpack fan.

Aug 22 2012 12:29PM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
I don't really like having stuff bang against me like with putting beer in your pockets. You should get one of this hydration packs and just fill it with beer. Really that seems to me like the way to go. I will put a lot of stuff in the conformable essential pockets. I actually haven't even looked at in any of my pockets since my last day skiing and will report back what I find.
Aug 22 2012 12:55PM
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Furrer92
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Mmmmmm flat beer
Aug 22 2012 3:10PM
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Download-My-Apps
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I actually have one in my ski jacket for if i get stuck in a tree well
Aug 22 2012 6:07PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
I usually stash the beers in a spot in some glades right when I get on the hill. The mountain is my cooler. As for my bud....that stays on me.
Aug 22 2012 6:56PM
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TylerMacDonald
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Or get a Heineken mini keg (it's 5 liters) and put it in a backpack with a hose. They stay cold for 8 hours in the summer and they say it dosen't go flat for like a month, but it won't last that long haha.
Aug 22 2012 7:14PM
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Milksteak
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Blunt in my left hand, drink in my right Strap by my waistline, 'cause niggaz don't fight Sucker free for life, so you better think twice
Aug 22 2012 7:29PM
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Sleepercell
Posts: 166 - Karma: 25
How about one of these?

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My pouch had some money in it. around $7 with some change. twix rappers sour patch kids and swisher rapper.
Aug 22 2012 7:33PM
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drumbumocdp
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All i pulled out of mine was a big ole res ball
Aug 23 2012 9:14AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
i hate having anything in my pockets, only things i ever kept in my pockets are my phone for music, locker key, cash or a single debit card. i would just leave everything else in my locker. i hate the feeling of having stuff in my pockets, i dont know, i just cant do it.
Aug 23 2012 11:35AM
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GranolaGiver
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Big Pouch on the front of my bibs. I tend to bring along hookers and blow.
Aug 24 2012 12:30AM
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SamMcChesney
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no
Aug 24 2012 12:36AM
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japanada
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A 420 kit keeps all my illegals safe and sound. It gets kept in my jacket pocket. Beers are in the pack.

Aug 24 2012 12:40AM
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Tinga
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sessions jacket? yeah.

when you're waiting in a long lift line sometimes it can be fun to see who is wearing a sessions jacket too.
Aug 24 2012 10:32AM
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Finkle
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There is enough snow on the mountain already.
Aug 24 2012 12:57PM
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crab_pretzel
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did you eat them? i love me some stale peeps
Aug 24 2012 3:31PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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back pocket, keeps my ass warm for 3 min.

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Aug 25 2012 12:28AM
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Download-My-Apps
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ha nah. For some reason my mom bought my sisters and me those rape alert key chain things that make those crazy loud noises. And well, getting raped on the streets isn't my biggest concern, so I thought I'll just take it skiing along with my whistle.
Aug 25 2012 2:41AM
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Kretzschmar
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i normally keep my phone, some fruit snacks and maybe a cookie in my goodies pouch. my other goodies pouch is for the ladies
Aug 25 2012 11:32PM
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