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Pathetic Facebook updates.

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LivinOuttaBounZ
Posts: 949 - Karma: 382
I just checked my newsfeed to see what people were up to this week and found myself really annoyed by peoples stupid cries for attention. But for some reason I think its funny when I can share it. Nice red-carpet Academy Award acceptance speech, drama queen!

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13 years ago
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
HAHA did this a year ago, never go back bunch of horse shit on it any way.
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
Wow that just sounds like a common and serious problem people in abusive and unhealthy relationships face everyday.
13 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,157
I know a girl who lost her big toe when she was ~5. She played sports just fine. And her toe got cut off by a lawnmower.
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
I've had that happen,

Also I hate the bitches who always post insults as statuses, like honestly, go bitch someone out to their face rather than hid behind a computer.

Ex.

shut up.
i wear heels bigger than your dick.
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
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nobody gave a fuck in the first place, you can stop after "i'm a girl"
13 years ago
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
way ahead of you.
13 years ago
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Afterbang.no
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 4,297
OMG

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LivinOuttaBounZ
Posts: 949 - Karma: 382
+k for lolz
13 years ago
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
tha moment where u wlk into tha front door door at 530ish nd ur moms up nd she says did u just get a booty call. yes mom thtz deff wat i was just doin lmaoo. not. she doesnt kno im drunk nd just went for a couple mile wlk


this guy is 22 years old
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I think I just did one. A ppop. No..omg
13 years ago
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
I used to love the kids that though wearing high tops and flat bills to a dance looks "fresh." More power to them, it only makes you look better.
13 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I fucking lost when he said (I will use better grammar) "Ok so you're telling me you're gonna wear a belt and shoes and EVERYTHING professional?" Uhh yes I will wear dress shoes and no "flat bill" to a formal dance with my tuxedo, is that so hard to believe?...
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NPF
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 12,122
same hahahaha
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
good job idiot
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Why does it matter if people wear hats to a high school dance? its high school, who cares. But then again I never went to any of those things, so idk.
13 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
ha loser you couldnt find dates
13 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
It doesn't matter at all but I just think it is funny that kids think it is "fresh" or "classy" to wear Vans and a snap back with a fucking tuxedo.
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*laughterbang*
Posts: 360 - Karma: 14
lol she didn't even twist/break it. lol

I broke/twisted both my toes skiing and it hurts to wear shoes let alone ski boots, but I don't act like I beat cancer or some shit. No one cares you little attention whore.

This is why I quit FB
13 years ago
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
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the typical "you know who you are" callout... this chick is full of these kinds of posts.
13 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,341
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13 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,341
not really pathetic, just made me rage
13 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

How do you get the pirate language?!??  I need this! 

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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,814
It gets old real quick.
13 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Just go to settings or wherever and find the language tab. There is pirate and a few other amusing ones.
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