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jameskiy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3
ok this girl i really like just asked me how far ive been with chicks, what do i say? billions of karma for awnsers.
fyi im a virgin
Aug 20 2012 7:30AM
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jameskiy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3
SHIIIIT
Aug 20 2012 7:32AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
tell her the truth?
Aug 20 2012 8:00AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
Im gonna go with truth. If you lie and iyou end up seeing her long term it will eventually come out that you lied and then yoi're goin to look like a dbag and she wont know what to believe is true ultimately leading to a lack of trust.
Aug 20 2012 8:44AM
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FrysNation
Posts: 491 - Karma: 471
say youve slept with 1000s of girls.
Aug 20 2012 9:11AM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Just say you are pro at jerking off, olympic level.
Aug 20 2012 9:13AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Say you've sucked many girls' dicks
Aug 20 2012 9:18AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
The only reasonable solution
Aug 20 2012 11:19AM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
tell her the truth, or maybe say you have felt up a girl or something, slutty girls love virgins.
Aug 20 2012 11:25AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Say you peed in a girls butt once after you took some weeds.
Aug 20 2012 11:26AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
idk maybe shes in to virgins
Aug 20 2012 11:27AM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
say you once shoved a sharpie up a girls pooper but thats as far as you'll go, make sure she knows your not some guy who just shoves anything up peoples butt's
Aug 20 2012 11:28AM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
Say you fucked her mother
Aug 20 2012 11:28AM
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jameskiy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3
thanks all, well appreciated, i told her most id done is felt up a chick which is true, so yeah.
Aug 21 2012 1:25AM
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thewhiteprophet
Posts: 692 - Karma: 33
tell her you do atm or gtfo
Aug 21 2012 1:28AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
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Aug 21 2012 1:29AM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Perfect answer
Aug 21 2012 1:30AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
my exact thoughts haha, good advise here
Aug 21 2012 1:38AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Tell her farthest you have gone is a reach around.
Aug 21 2012 1:40AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
just whip your cock out
Aug 21 2012 1:41AM
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EricLeeSki
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
Chicks seem to be into guys that haven't done shit before, don't want the thought of their guy banging other broads in their head, and the possibility that they might continue to do it throughout a relationship.. Tell her the truth theres no harm
Aug 21 2012 1:45AM
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EricLeeSki
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
She'll take satisfaction in the fact that your penis hasn't been dipped before
Aug 21 2012 1:47AM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
just tongue punch her fart box
Aug 21 2012 1:48AM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
Tell her that you have become ambidextrous
Aug 21 2012 2:06AM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
When I was a virgin I would have preferred to be with someone else inexperienced for my first time.

Now I kinda prefer when a guy knows what a clitoris is.
Aug 21 2012 2:11AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Be honest dude. Why would you start of a relationship (Im assuming thats what your going for) with a lie? Honestly, whats this chick gonna say? "Ew youve never fucked one of the many sluts I hate? Nevermind", No, if anything she'll be glad you aint as dirty as a truckstop glory hole. And if shes asking you about something like that shes obviously into you. Jump on that shit before she moves on.
Aug 21 2012 2:19AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
I have 13 years of box munching and clit tonguing experience, where do I apply?
Aug 21 2012 2:20AM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
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Aug 21 2012 2:20AM
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Tex.
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 124
how old is op and how old is the girl
Aug 21 2012 2:24AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Probably 12
Aug 21 2012 2:28AM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
That's amazing.
Aug 21 2012 2:58AM
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Tex.
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 124

Aug 21 2012 3:07AM
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