Close Calls

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Dude lyke I'm soooo hyp3d you made this thred. Lyke there was this 1time where lyke I had boughten lyke 5 rolls of this soooooper heady E dude. And lyke me and my buddywe're gonna go see this concert that night with these megaaaaa hawt gurls. We wanted to be on 1 and FAST cuz lyke the gurls we're going to be there soon. SO lyke we decided the fastest way to get rolling was to obviously boof them.

hahahahah you on a streak tonight

lol

So, really, you just wanted to tell this story about how badass you are. You know how many threads like this I've seen? And I haven't even been here that long.

Yep I'm more bad ass than you because I run from the police and blow marijuana in thier faces.

Last night, me and a few friends were on top of a school. We go on there way too much, and it's in a way too populated area to not get noticed, we have never encountered cops before so we though meh, whatever. We busted out our pipe, and seshed for 20 or so minutes before I saw a light from a flash light in a tree that was next to where we were sitting. I immediately shat my pants. I looked over the edge of the school into the field and low and behold, there's two cops standing there, looking up to where we were. I told my friends to pack up their shit and we had to go. (the place we get down is on the other side of the school) We're being all silent and shit, and there's a full blackout so the street lights are down and shit, which kinda helped us, and we're all almost down, and then on the road right next to us, I see this cop stopping. Thinking oh fuck, I told everyone to get down off the roof and fucking run, so we did. We ran right past another cop car, then got chased through a field, and onto a back alley. We split up and just ran. I met up with one of my friends like five minutes after this, and seshed some more. The sketchy part was, we could have been caught for trespassing, fleeing arrest, possession of marijuana, and paraphernalia. That's just one of my stories.

that had to have been challenging to type

when I was like 10 I was at Disney world on a family vacation watching a parade. Because I couldn't see very well I got up on a steel landscaping fence to watch. It was a little wet from the sprinklers and my feet slipped off it, one on each side. As gravity took hold I could only think about the impending doom my little nuts were about to experience. Thankfully my legs were long enough, and sack taught enough to straddle the railing without contact. Quite the close call.

this last time i went to see my dad after over a year was a close call so every body grab a seat its story time. o and this beginning part is just the events leading up to it you don't need to reed it but it helps  so my dad has some sort of emotional problem and ive always felt bad for him and his was always verbally abusive but you get used to that and didn't ever lay hands on me very much but this last time i went over there he was just picking fights with every body over there especially my step mom and sister and so this is the second day im there we are getting ready to go to church for my cousins baptism and this is in Yakima Washington so its hot as hell there and so my sister has short shorts on not like the sluty booty shorts but just normal short shorts and my dad throws this big fuckin fit about it and tells he if she wears those then shes a slut so she goes and changes and of course she is pissed because he dad bassicaly just called her a slut and then he starts yelling at her cause she has an attitude and so this goes on tell we live he didn't come and we get back and the day just kinda goes on normal but my dad is just snapping at everyone and the next day my sisters boyfriend comes over and its pretty rare to like your sisters boyfriend when your in high school and your really protective of her so this pissed me off couse hes a good kid really respectful to us and even more to here so we all like him even my dad but when were driving to drop him off my sister and her boyfriend are holding hands no big deal right well i guess it is couse i hear my dad yelling at her to stop bieing a leech and respect herself so i look back there thinking thats shes like on his lap but there just holding hands like i said earlier and this goes on the whole just him yelling at her well the next day is my dad and step moms anniversary and he didnt get her anything couse he forgot and she got him just a few little things and made a realy nice dinner and while were eating my sisters wearing he volleyball shorts and my dad just starts yelling at her and calling he a slut and what not and talking about how she tried wearing shorts to church and how she was getting to close to her boyfriend (holding hands) and just does this until she starts crying then my step mom tells him to stop and he freaks out on her saying how she is never on his side and how she lives a double life even though she dosent so at his point there scream at eachother and my sister runs outside and my brother follows and i just sit there and eat and just whatch well shit gets so heated i couldent just sit at the table so i left went to go fill up the dogs water dish and check the horses water tank and this whole time my sister got this hidy hole in the barn were she goes when this kinda stuff happens and my dad walks in to the barn and says to her quit wining and get your ass inside were ganna eat dinner and so he makes us all sit down to eat dinner like nothing happend my sisters still crying my brothers pissed and my step moms just sitting there and my dad says lets all say the best part of our day like this was a normal fucking dinner and nothing had happend and he gets to me and i just say i dont know and he says well no one can leave tellyou tell us and you have to understand no one stands up to my dad when he does this shit and i really could give a fuck and ive been through to much shit to let him treet me like that so i told him my day was goin great tell he had to start bieign a complete asshole to everyone and he looks at me and says if your ganna talk like that to me you can leave i dont car which apperently he really did but he didnt think i would stand up for myself so i just said ok if this is a game to you and you want to lose what little relashionship with your son over this then go ahead couse im not playing i will leave tomrow and you will never see me agin and he says ok leave i dont care so i say fine and i get my phone and start to call my mom who was in spokane to come and get me tomrow and he didnt think i would at first so when i started to he tried to grab my phone and he told me your not leaving so i mobbed out into our pasture and called my mom and she said she would be there early the next morning well i went back up to the house told him i was leaving and started to pack and he said call your mom and tell her your staying and i said no so he started yelling at me and i yelled back im not afraid of you its to late im leaving so next thing i know im on the ground and he is just hitting me saying if your ganna talk to me like a man im ganna treat you like one and you have to understand my dad is a tough son of a bitch  thats what growing up in juarez does to you so while hes doin this i hill him with a wrench or somthing i dont rember just something i could reach and beat him off with well i do that get about two steps away and tackles me into the wall and starts choking me and i just hit him in the throat and he got off me to catch is breath i ran and grabbed the gun and at this point he is coming at me agin and i just hit him as hard as i can with this rifle and he falls down and i grab the keys to the car and run outside at this point i thought my dad was ganna kill me so i did what i had to to get out of there and the cars a stick so that night i learnd how to drive a stick out of fear and so i got out of the driveway and out into west valley and had my moms best friend who lives in yakima come pick me up i left all my stuff there all my clothes i was bearfoot and in cargo's and an old work shirt when i was picked up i ittraly left almost all my belonings at that house exept my ski and rollerblade stuff to this day i havent talked him my sisters to afraid to talk to me and my dads pretty much turnd my brother who is my best friend in this entire world aginst me like to a point were he wont talk to me any mor so that was my close call and i lost alomost all my things and my relashion ship whith my brother and sister and to this day i wonder if my dad would of killed me or what would of happend if i just kept my mouth shut and the worst part is this whole thing happend over a pair of shortso and i typed this on mobile so i know the grammers shitty

why didn't you tell where it ended so I could just skip it?

just skim you will find the intresting part